It's a tradition.

Christmas means it's Jesus' birthday and nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Hey Tubi, new tagline fer ya: "Tubi's got the boobies"

The synth dive goes below the range of human hearing. You can feel it on really good speakers.

My favorite ornament.

TFUL282 ALL FUCKIN DAY youtu.be/nLl4W6y8Nic?...

Dudes Rock

It's a TFUL282 kind of day

The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!

::opens gift:: "Oh, nice! Geese!" (What the fuck am I going to do with 9 fucking geese?)

A tale of 3 shippers: My parents shipped a gift via FedEx on the 14th. It's still not here and has been delayed 3x. I ordered a gift for LH on the 20th. It's out for delivery from UPS. My brother sent something via USPS on the 19th. It got delivered yesterday. FedEx, what's up?

(Insert James Joyce joke here) www.reddit.com/r/freakingou...

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Presented without comment.

Also known as "how am I gonna clean the beer off my ceiling?"

Pooping after midnight Shidding to the dawn Farting til the morning then I'm gone

Holy shit

Fuck Green Bay.

🎶I saw mommy pissing on Santa Claus🎶

That was fucking dumb

LMAO, Andrew Tate just got beat.

Fuck Green Bay.

:washes and refills water bowls for the cats: Meatball: "It would be so fucking cool if I just dump this bowl"

Uli. I mean. Uli. This solo hits every fucking time youtu.be/Zs5NOrYYV2s?...

Lady Hail and I are shithammered and watching dogma.

Stronke

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

Got my new vanity plate picked out.

🎶Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, you yelled "Kali Mah" and it burst into flames🎶

Asshole drivers are out in force today.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boobs

Econoline themed cover band: Van Halen

A comic strip viking themed cover band called Sammy Hagar the Horrible.

FUCK AI FUCK THIS SHIT AND THIS STUPID AI MUSIC ACCOUNT FUCK YOU AI ASSHOLES

Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster

Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies

at&t stands for ass, titties & titties

Spinal Tap A Princess Bride Misery Stand By Me North 5 of my favorite films all came from Rob Reiner. This whole thing is just sad.

RIP Rob Reiner.

Goddammit.

8°F and the power goes out. Lovely.

Sanders is having a bad day.

Sunday means bread making. Pizza dough is proofing, on to chocolate bread for the Spawns.