We’re just normal men

It's going to be 52°F today. I may bust out the short shorts.

The people who don't realize that potato chips are made from potatoes are the same people who get confused at the concept of "chips" and "French fries" being the same thing. They also don't realize that French fries are potatoes.

Let's go Seachickens

Fred Dumplings played for the Terre Haute Paper Mill softball team but he didn't work at the mill. It was a huge controversy in the 80s. People thought Fred Dumplings was possibly Wade Boggs.

Luteus Maximus a medieval band dedicated to songs about big asses

Imagine how wild shit would be if everyone had their own horn section

I'm starting hoobastank cover band but all of the covers are ska and it's called tubastank

Gonna sit down and listen to Donuts because it's J Dilla day. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Epic. Absolutely epic. youtu.be/6piDRKOwh88?...

Having one of those "fuck it, I think I'm gonna sell all of my gear" days.

It's been like 2 weeks, perhaps longer, since the temps were abive freezing. I'm over this shit.

You may have heard it is bandcamp Friday Perfect time to preorder my new album Séance! It’s Jesu meets Coil with a little neofolk shoegaze and doom for spice. ( lot of influences here) All made by some gothy witchy trans lady, me! sylviarosecult.bandcamp.com/album/s-ance

My plans for the weekend include getting drunk and listening to country music.

KITCHEN BEER MOTHERFUCKERS

Yooooo youtu.be/l7yqX5t2R7A?...

If you periodically was your hooba, it tends to stank quite a bit less noticeably.

In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

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51 days

52 days until opening day.

9 days until pitchers and catchers report to their teams.

Bill's looking at Hank like he has a gaping head wound

File under "fucking awesome". youtu.be/V83SiA5zskU?...

Best album covers ever. I'll start

why this storm kinda… 🫦

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

RIP Bob Layzell, May 4, 1940 - Jan 29, 2026. I love his eerie alien planets.

@profanity.accountant how the fuck am I fuckin doin for fucks sake?

Aaaaaaaaand I have covid. Fuckin lame.

I am fucking sick and tired of these subzero temps. It feels like it's been stupid cold for weeks.

2 hour delay, potentially the 4th eLearning day this week. The plows can't keep up with the snowdrifts, which is turning into ice covered hard packed snow with traffic. It's so cold, the busses might not start. It's been a long time since I've seen a winter like this.

This is terribly disappointing. I guess Pentastar is no longer on my favorites list. Earth Cancel Bologna Show Over Venue's Palestinian Flag share.google/9uX3bzSDy1CU...

Y'all, cleanse your mind. youtu.be/Dw_tGRblTXk?...

Get A Life is on Tubi. Hell yeah

hail Kentucky thetruepanopticon.bandcamp.com/album/kentucky

I'm pretty upset at the state of things. I can't string the words together because I'm so mad.

PANTSDRUNK

You'll never guess what I'm doing tonight.

Oh, so it's actually a thing.

Released earlier this week, "Long Live Love" is the newest SUGAR song and is available now to pre-order as a limited edition 7" vinyl coupled with "House Of Dead Memories" at sugarcopperblue.com. Also available SUGAR t-shirt to purchase stand alone or bundled with the 7" single.

Paging @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Self service oyster bar: It Ain't Gonna Shuck Itself

Jimmy (All You Can Eat) Buffet

I'm still in shock that my alma mater won the national championship. I'm used to IU sucking at football.

Last performance before the mob breaks his legs for running that Roblox scam behind their back

I saw Goatse instead - my brain was ruined in the late 90s on the internet

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