The most fascinating Price is Right contestants are the ones blown out on coke

For anyone considering attending vigil or a protest in the near future, I’ll repeat my regular suggestion to get a faraday bag for your phone. www.amazon.com/Faraday-Defe...

New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant “This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...

Minneapolis Council Member Robin Wonsley told me Wed. every local official needs to oppose FBI taking over: "Definitely do not trust the FBI, that has given authority for ICE agents to terrorize our communities here in Minneapolis. There's no reason they should be owning the tragedy they caused."

I keep emphasizing this point because I am worried that some US citizens who are doing rapid response may have the false belief that it is illegal for ICE/Border Patrol to arrest them, and out of this incorrect belief respond in ways that make it *more likely* they get arrested or brutalized.

It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

In regards to shooting in Minneapolis: Witnesses say a doctor was at the scene and tried to help the woman who had been shot, but ICE agents refused to let him through. Around 10–15 minutes later, an ambulance arrived but was blocked by ICE vehicles occupying the street.-FOX 9 Minnesota

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

George Bush finally gets to retire his “hold my beer” legacy.

Youse guys, the local DSS office actually did what they’re supposed to do and I don’t have to call every other day anymore 🥹😭

Lmao I’m only now realizing how long the sloth stuck around on stage superb 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

I am shooting my shot. I love writing op-eds. @teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you. Signed, A Black woman who writes for the public

She’s sick of this shit

Steve! You've got work tomorrow!!!

Trying not to acknowledge it but Husband is humming along to 12/31 Tweezer.. should I give him a treat? Like a Pavlovian thing?

You mean to tell me THIS lil baby is going to be *40* in two months?! This chubby lil thing?! Lies.

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

This set up feels like that weird spot behind the stage in the 200s that has barstools and curtains and wtf is even going on in the blanket fort ass room?

Also did they ACTUALLY count down to midnight and now 11:58pmEST?

How many times have you said, “.. and there was a, milk ballet?”, today?

I loved the gag, it was the stupidest, silly goosiest Phish and that’s what I’m here for

Linda from payroll is mediocre but man, she makes the dankest rocky road fudge every holiday season and 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Happy act iii new year to those who anticipate 🥂

this one’s super shameful. encryption was rolled out because 2020 activists learned how to listen to their scanners to know when SRG would be showing up to beat them up, and NYPD disliked that. the only actual impact this has is preventing news teams from being able to report on emergencies.

Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand

Never miss a sundae show

Talking about NYE at work and one coworker asked another: “was your NYE just as wild?” The other coworker: “it was great - but much less dairy based.”

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social blaring ENERGY by Beyoncé at the inauguration was *chefs kiss* as the first line is, Just vibe - votin out 45, don’t get outta line 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Went to my old bagel spot in NYC this morning and they were bumping YONCÉ>PARTITION by Beyoncé and I’m taking that energy into 2026 🤌🏻🤌🏻

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 love you, brother

AND Mr. Cardamom is mayor!

I wonder who the intern in the hanging carton of milk was

MR CARDAMOM NEXT

GIMME ALL THE COWS

Oh right, the Y2K emo song

“There’s gotta other songs than this”

As I ask every goddamn New Years Run since 2016… this??!! This shit is a real song?!! The fucking -worst- shit ever

Fuck the gag, I’m doing this at 11:50:46pm

This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.

This woman has been locked up for 10 months while suffering from leukaemia Just another example of how ICE is a disability justice issue She’s being denied medical care. She’s lost 70lbs. She’s coughing up blood It’s cruel & inhumane They are choosing to let this woman suffer. Never forget it.

Anyone have a ticket for @harharbinks.bsky.social and Art? 🚨🚨🚨

NYE is for the girls. It's New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve.

Sharks, as an evolutionary pathway, are older than the rings of Saturn.