an advent calendar but for different antidepressants

Final push from St. Clair, MO to Pryor, OK. Shout out to Carol from Good Farm dispensary for fueling our trip 🙏🏻

Staying in a very cute Jesus themed motel somewhere west of St. Louis 🤌🏻

2 hrs in, Columbus we’re coming for you

The goods have been acquired 🤌🏻 Not shown: Italian treats

I have lyrics for all the SSA hold muzak - currently singing Rain On My Window which could be either a a Phish or Coldplay or T Swift song

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

skinwalker ranch dressing

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

Nine NFL players under 48 have died this year. NINE. And twenty under the age of 65. I'm looking into it for a longer article. But I'm taking to bluesky to say that I cannot believe - or maybe its just too easy to believe - that in our NFL obsessed sports media culture, this is not a bigger story.

The children’s picture book, “Strega Nona, An OldTale,” celebrates its 50th anniversary this year. Author and illustrator Tomie dePaola penned the book about the Italian “grandmother witch.” (via @mprnews.org)

EVERYBODY SHUTUP

So, like, release the files bruh

One of my most favorite organizations to donate to this time of year 🩷

My feed right now

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Remember when Bush choked on a pretzel?

Today I wrote about Zohran Mamdani's historic win, the energizing power of holding to shared principles of decency, and a taxonomy of the endlessly intertwined relationship between shame and vision. www.the-reframe.com/the-extraord...

Eat shit, Kim Davis

Oh thank FUCK (Does it mean that they won't on another case? Not necessarily. But every day it's safe is a day it's safe, and every flimsy pretext they deny is reassuring for the rule of law in the land.)

Back to listening to the Bible - the New Testament - I figure if I’m going to Jesus Country, I should at least brush up on how Jesus was a brown queer socialist magician ✨

Make botulism great again

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: “We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

Husband & I are heading to Oklahoma next weekend, originally planned to fly out of LGA but with all the air travel nonsense, we’ve decided to drive 🫠

Pure 🔥🔥🔥from Sen. Rosen: "This is a Republican shutdown...You are in control of the White House, the House, and the Senate. If you went home to a food bank instead of going to Mar-A-Lago...while people are starving, you might see and hear your constituents. You are blind to the suffering."

As a former Starbucks barista, you should've already been LONG SINCE boycotting that hell-hole folks! 🫵 But now is as good a time as any to start, too!

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

About the eclipsed sun tho. This is like some sort of an umbrella theme for her trilogy I think. She’s big on symbolism and the framework for Renny and Cowboy Carter fit into the mold FORSURE. I’m onto her. I can feel it lol

For perspective: There were 8 special elections for Mississippi Senate yesterday and 2 for Mississippi House. Mississippi Democrats flipped 2 of the 4 GOP-held Senate seats that were on the ballot and the sole GOP-held House seat that was on the ballot. Democrats held the other 5 seats.

Theses dummies are the best bc they don’t realize what they are getting into lmao

A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has won a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat. With 92% of the vote in as of 9 p.m. Tuesday, DuPree led Republican Anna Rush in the special election for Mississippi Senate District 45 by a 71%-29%.

Ahaha

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

stay tuned

I’m so proud of you, New York City, my home away from home ❤️‍🔥

Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box. Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all

No ur driving around with a bunch of your mugs & dishes on a drying rack in the back seat

Rest in piss old Dick!! I hope Hell welcomed you with it’s brightest flames 🙏🏻

ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM *That’s* the headline. (Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)