Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

Happy world penguin day to all who celebrate

can i leave heaven once in there? If not, is it just a fancy prison?

Been bopping back and forth between (the book) America, América by Greg Grandin and the podcast, Other States of America and have I mentioned lately that men & religion ruined everything? Like.. if women were in charge, we wouldn’t be in this mess

If you see people stealing from the Louvre, no you didn’t

I’m in S3 of Breaking Bad - after binging Malcolm in the Middle, of course - but have been keeping MITL on in the mornings while getting ready. It’s very fun to go from Walter admitting to Skyler he cooks meth to Lois accusing Hal of French kissing Karen at a NYE party. 15/10, highly recommend 🤌🏻🤌🏻

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

Bananas was bananas 🤭

Buy summer flights now. Be prepared for flights to be cancelled once airlines realize they sold seats for too low and want to resell at a higher rate. Like how hotels do once they realize there’s an event.

If you don’t watch this video once a week are you even a millennial ?? youtu.be/EVBsypHzF3U?...

DJ COWORKER PLS TELL THE DMV YOU WEAR HEARING AIDES OMFG

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Justice for Skyler fucking White

I, on this Sunday before 420, am fucking blazed as all heck

Men need to be lonelier

Dorothea Lange, Girl with an umbrella, Louisiana, 1937 #WomensArt

Probably one of the most cutest birds I ever saw! 🟢⚪️🔵🟣🔴 The Cuban Tody (Todus multicolor), one of the most colorful birds in the Caribbean, only ten centimeters long with a bright red throat, emerald green and a pinkish belly. Photo by Yadiel Veunes [FB] yadielveunes.com #nature #birds #beauty

P sure our humble lil benefits dept is about to blow up a house managers scheme to steal money from our residents, who are folks with disabilities living in a group home. We may only be 4 people, but we’re millennials who know how to cyber stalk 🪭

Husband really wants to go to Field of Vision, which is the closest he’ll ever get to the jam scene, so I’ve got that going for me

THE SENATE IS VOTING ON THE BOUNDARY WATERS RIGHT NOW! Tonight, while most people are watching TV or putting their kids to bed, the U.S. Senate is taking a vote that could permanently end protections for one of the most beloved wilderness areas in America.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

BREAKING: Jury finds that Live Nation and Ticketmaster illegally monopolized ticketing market in a high-stakes antitrust trial.

I wonder how many rap kids looked the performance up on YouTube and were horrified

Hey Georgia! If you live in Dekalb County, the fire department will install free smoke and carbon dioxide detectors in your home. Send me a message if you need the contact info.

Finished Malcolm in the Middle so naturally it’s time to Break Bad #justiceforskyler

A man who was shot seven times by ICE agents during a traffic stop in Central California last week was arrested by the FBI upon release from the hospital Monday, according to his lawyer. ICE contends he's wanted for murder but his family insists it's a case of mistaken identity as he was acquitted.

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

Zen Baby Angel Perfect Face McGee

A Very Professional WFH Set-Up

Things are really fucking dumb right now :))))) I hate this timeline!

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Ok so wait we all agree Jack White is the human embodiment of Jack Skellington, yeah?

A win! A federal judge just ordered the government to hand over evidence from ICE agent Jonathan Ross’s killing of Renee Good.

You know who didn’t have to go on national TV to deny a friendship with Epstein and Maxwell? Kamala Harris.

Just got a jury notification In Brooklyn ON MET GALA MONDAY I mean, C’MON

ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues. He had just asked to call his wife. They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw. Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

Just went into Michael’s, interacted with an employee, and only on the way out did I realize I had weed *all* over my sweater 🥰

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

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Welp, Rex plead guilty to *8* murders marking the end of the 15 yr saga of the Long Island Serial Killer. May Maureen, Megan, Amber, Karen, Melissa, Valerie, and Jessica’s memories always be a blessing apnews.com/article/gilg...

Hey so I’ve been checked tf out since Friday pls reply with ur favorite Artemis II photos pls thx .. this is my current fave:

I’ve listened to this song an obscene amount of times today .. and yesterday .. and tomorrow .. 🪩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjki...

I don’t care for Gob.