Look, the only people who should be getting married at MSG are two wooks @ midnight on NYE

Tom Holland is the superior Spider-Man, so

I will only vote for Democrats who are *actively* anti-fascist and pro-trans rights. This means I'm currently unable to vote.

Sometimes I get really sad I wasn’t around in the 70s to pop a Quaalude

Theo has been at my parents all week and my mother fed her right before I picked her up around 6pm when she usually gets fed a lil later at home. She’s been meow-meow-meowing for dinner when it’s like, MISS MA’AM, I WATCHED YOU EAT UR WETS EARLIER. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

While I’m Nonna, my husband hasn’t fully commuted although I’ve been calling him Pop-Pop the whole time (bc obviously) and it seems to be sticking. Yes, he got a treat.

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I was 13 in the summer of 1999 and The Blair Witch Project & The Sixth Sense were released within 2wks of each other. My neighborhood backed up to the theatre w/ woods separating it - 10 min walk. The way I refused to walk home made my brother pick friends & I up after both can not be understated

At the Bentonville airport today, I saw a pair of sisters (twins? maybe) who had matching pink backpacks with a Mickey outline and theirs names - ANNIE and HALLIE. Millennials need to be stopped.

I have a great desire to info dump JAY-Z 30 to my in laws but alas I wont

The thunderstorms have begun, will we get a tornado tho??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA one of my MILs (very racist) friend asked if I was “born in America” after she told her my full name.. like, amazing. Oklahoma is fucking insane 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Oklahoma is insanely beautiful but my gawd fuck their state government so hard

Strega Nonna is on her way, baby!

Ok bsky twibe, step daughter is heading in to have a c section, please send all the goodness to north eastern Oklahoma 🩷

Husband is already in Oklahoma so me & sweet fuzzy orca are having a total girls night for the first time in like, 2 years 🥹

Tehehe met Josh Gates last night, fangirled even harder than when I marched my ass up to Trey 🤭🫠

Come this time next week, probably by Wednesday actually, I will be a (step) grandmother (Nonna); wife, stepmother, grandmother in under a year of marriage is wild business but hey, we thriving 🪭🪭🪭

Car behind me is bumping a Pink Floyd techno remix and sir, it’s 8;15am on main st.

Morpheus: you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, if you— Me: are the reds more intense if you take 2? How many is too many? Never mind, how much for 6

The iPod is the single-greatest piece of consumer technology ever invented, Apple killed it because they couldn't monetize its usage beyond purchases, and everything was better prior to them doing that.

IS THAT BRASS QUEENS PLAYING AT THE KNICKS CEREMONY?!!!!!

Why are these friggin men* making me weepy?! *the 2026 world champion Knicks

The only cover you’ll ever need. youtu.be/bKSUMmfn9dk?...

Happy Rex Heurermann Sentencing Day to all who celebrate !!! abc7ny.com/post/rex-heu...

A Black teenager was killed because they suspected he was shoplifting a bottle of water. He didn’t. A Black 1yr old was killed because they suspected his mother was shoplifting diapers. She had a receipt. Don’t ever tell me this country’s problem is a class issue.

Every Single Attempt To See What UBI Does Proves UBI Works But instead of using this information to do something, we keep repeating the test hoping for a different outcome.

Lunch break friend, a juvenile Yellow-Crowned Night Heron 🥹

All day and all night! 💙 🧡 🧵 🪡

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

I miss living in NYC so damn much this week 🥹

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Students at a high school near Rome’s Colosseum helped uncover a remarkably preserved 1,800-year-old Roman villa hidden beneath their school. The 2nd-century AD home features frescoes, mosaics, and vaulted rooms, offering a rare glimpse into elite Roman life.

Fearless stuff from the Scots.

Show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Language: Spanish Country: Mexico

Can someone from LA explain Spencer Pratts appeal?

There’s a new flirtationship at work between the intern and the finance guy training her, both are in their early 20s, both in relationships, and my coworker friend & I are COMPLETELY LOCKED IN.. Todays convo: Her: so do you like, read? Books? (Twirls hair, vocal frye) Him: yeah, I love books

go knicks go mamdani fuck james dolan

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

Possibly the first sporting event that’s made me weep 🥹🥹🥹

Holy SHIT!! That was thrilling AND delightful!

happy heavenly birthday my sweet friend

Showed my Gen Z coworker The Grey Album and changed his world.. my job here is DONE

Is that Andrew T. Martin courtside with Timmohthee?

Release the full, un-redacted files. Stop the cover-up. And #Knicks in 4.

Obama would n e v e r