what’s another curse word besides FUCK that i can say when i want to cry my eyes out but the levee wont break

I DEDICATE, this song to my ex, who bragged about dating me at the bar in my home town….AND this is a message for your fiancé,,,YOU SHOULD BREAK UP, chappel roan everyone, iconic

the devil works hard, but my botox lady offering $100 off a half syringe of lip filler for donating food to her food drive, works harder than any of us

i’ve been on live chat at work for like 15 minutes and no one has wrote in yet..

ok, baked the honey cake for tonight, cleaned the kitchen, walked steely, now to chill for a good half hour and smock my douche flute 💅🏻

oh ya totally fucking normal

bestie said i’m in charge of her decisions now (yikes???) so i hit her with this and crickets, which is why i’m in charge now

wow, they didn’t let me into the rapture last night

wait there’s a rapture?? am i on the guest list????

i am begging myself to go to bed but NOOOOOOOOOO

it’s 10:15pm at night and all i can think about is finishing the last 4 assignment edits i have to make to catch up on my QA at work, can someone please slap me

it’s so fuckjng funny watching a chappel roan concert and hearing a bunch of midwestern zoomers scream “i’m moving to Saskatchewan” but couldn’t point to it on a map to save their life (neither can i but that doesn’t matter!!!)

hosting rosh hashana was great success, cleaning up, not really!!!!!!!!

i’ve been painfully offline for most of the day only to log on to the shithole to see tylenol causes autism, fuckin shitbirds

Shana Tova! 🍎 🍯

home is wherever i’m with you

wow, buying the bougie nuts is a whole new world

hate when i have to share an elevator and can’t hit my vape

tryna find a pair of cute boots for the fall, also a pair of running shoes, for once i can get whatever i want and not worry and i CANT make up my mind

mind if i treat myself to some bootleg skims

been drinking that groundscored matcha powder and it’s been delightful!!!!!

my dads friend: so what’s hilary doing these days? my dad: she’s doing .. she’s doing her best!

oh the life changing magic of acupuncture, fwow

hmm, bong rips????????

this is giving me too much power isn’t it

Of course, there are circumstances when it would be suspicious for you to leave.

i gots to say, y’all are fuckin nerds

Look we get it: you have vagine and tiddz and are hotter’n SHIT 😤

good morning, very stupid stacked day of meetings, do u mind if i jsut… don’t???

i just booked an acupuncture appointment for saturday, bless

mind if i puff on this doucheflute (neé: Elf Bar)

wow ai generated meeting notes are saving my ass rn whoa

finally, a “good” day at work 🥹

i miss waking up really early and getting higher than a giraffe’s toupee 😩

you: cute, heady, headed to hampton me: chic, exhausted, headed to work

mood

best guy

oh no i’m teaching myself how to use excel 🥴

one of my friends is getting divorced and her schtunk of an ex trying to take her dog: the one he never cared to walk, train, feed or spend time with or ever wanted period like good luck you fucking dipshit

hiiiiiii :)

we did it joe,

ope, time to login to work at the chatgpt factory

potentially flew too close to the sun with this acid peel but oh she plump n smooth

oh no we are logged in and shopping

i’ll take a coach bag at that rate

has anyone used peel and stick tiles? do they look good? my building management basically keeps ignoring me i think bc my rent is so cheap

mind blown at how good this is

whoa matcha watermelon lemonade goes real hard

switched from cleaning the bathroom on Sunday to Saturday, much easier than doing all the chores at once apparently, or so i’m finding

all my cute crossbody bags look better on me bc i’m less of a chonker, LFG