ya sex would be great actually

lawrence o’donnell is a national treasure

okay i’m curious

got steely some loot bc he’s a VGB (Very Good Boy)

this website has no rizz

do you wait for a package to be delivered before you can leave the house for the day or are you normal

people don’t slide into the dm’s like they used to

he pulled out dicks picks 3 and i was like “oh you’re from the 70s but i’m a 90s bitch,” and countered with dicks picks volume 17

naw that’s insane

yeah

i wonder where i got this from

had dessert but want more dessert

mood

ok i did my pilates class after many days off, which is unusual because i would normally just be like .. nah

just the worst fuckin feelin man

fire alarm went off a little while ago which scares the shit out of steely so i’m feeling like a total asshole rn dashing out to a dr appt

new elf bar tastes like chiclets gum

to promote neuroplasticity i will be jacking off with my left hand

oooh i just got such a craving to make my homemade buttermilk pancakes for breffast tomorrow morning #unemployed

ok i got two hours to transform my apartment from wook stoner to um .. slightly less wook stoner before my parents get here

blue punim

man i love jackin off with both hands

man the bullshit* around here sure is cyclical *dishes

freshie balls

my own shuffle list of straight bangers and served me late-allen era bisco and i’m upset that i’m enjoying it

he pulled out dicks picks 3 and i was like “oh you’re from the 70s but i’m a 90s bitch,” and countered with dicks picks volume 17

my neighbour is always cooking up some type of absolute fire chinese food and i’m trying to figure out how i can barter my way in

was it the dog one from the sphere?

@phuckingroovin.bsky.social we are so back?????? how ya DERN

music.youtube.com/watch?v=ieSi... this came on auto play after sabrina carpenter’s espresso

digging up my black kohl eyeliner to bring back that smudged smokey eye that i thought looked good in 2002

leaning toward the smokey gray pair..thoughts?

kiss me by sixpence none the richer is in reference to the song writers butthole

i’m sure sex is great but have you ever received text message detailing how someone plans to lick your butthole

look at the punim bear

some sweetie of a man sent me sixty nine canadian dollars last night

should i fuck around and go to NYC in april for fun

god is real because i found an elf bar with a quarter left on it in a purse i wore 2 weeks ago

crazy that rhymin & stealin ain’t even their most popular song

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

listening to jerry’s guitar get auctioned off omg

guys how have we not figured out a way to eradicate ingrown hairs

guys,,,my assistant is SNORING on the job

i’m late to the kula shaker party apparently

wait americans only get 12 weeks of maternity leave?

mood: caked up bob weir

my upstairs neighbour plays that i’m yours by jason mraz on repeat for hours and like oy????

all i can say is that it’s fuckin rude for it to be raining the same day my bag got delivered

is there anything better than the words OUT FOR DELIVERY

did lou reed ever bleach his hair or am i making that up