air frying 11 tater tots, currently consulting sauce options

Harold Hood stock rising

balls flown

if you are a steel cut oats lover i highly recommend making them with almond milk

mood

them: are you stupid? me: I DONT HAVE THUMBS 😏

Me: *v high as shit* can i get you anything? Ginny: ooh, can you order me a glass of sauvignon blanc? Me: *looking directly thru ginny* wtf is a seven year monk?????

i think my favourite thing steely does is when he does a big stretch, he’ll spread his little paws out, that and coming to sit at my feet for cuddles

had to order weed delivery bc steely refused to walk

was gonna post a selfie until i noticed dried jizz streaks on the mirror

heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another i beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker

this site is great for posting shit that would be otherwise funny as hell until someone takes it to mean something about them

mind if i take my meds like 4.5 hours late

mood

i kinda love how i can say “the realization of zeppelin” on here and a bunch of people know exactly what youtube vid im talking about

ok i gotta start packing a purse to head to northern ontario

the whole limiting replies to people who follow u is some low-t shit if u ask me

best friend facetimes me this morning and i’m like “yoooo what’s up” and she goes we’re cleaning out the garage and her husband goes “yea hillzy, you ever hear of…work?” so i was like “how cute coming from fat man afraid of doing a little manual labour..” anyways he hung up on me

might be too bloated to jack off tn

aw man, i only got a tiny schmecker

using the power of my pussy to put a spell on u

oh dear i ended up on the “Popular with Friends” tab

trying to convince joel berk to join bsky and it’s not going well

my new thing is putting mascara on my lower outer corner lashes, soooo cunty

i got some chocolate chip banana muffins in the oven, hbu?

sorry bud

OH SHE POASTIN

but i don’t wanna go on another walk!!!!

man some of you need a good ol’ fashion cock punch and it’s not even close

do u ever just make yourself a small snack sized serving of tatertots with katsup n mayo on the side

5/22/77 to cure what ails ya/accept things you cannot change, whatever works

man some of you need a good ol’ fashion cock punch and it’s not even close

steely is hungover from raging at his buddies place yesterday, should i just let him sleep or

using the power of my pussy to put a spell on u

good evening to jacking off

steely’s farts could strip paint off the walls rn lmao

arguing about trans rights and gender identity with family while chilling and losing my mind at the same time it’s called multitasking sweetie look it up!!!!!

heading out for a light grocery restonk does anyone need anything?

good evening to jacking off

calm down sullivan

trying something new, gonna meal prep egg bites and freeze them

do u ever just eat a good ass salad

i wanna follow ppl back on here but then someone says something weird to me and it’s like okay no

no way food is the answer to nausea caused by hyperfocusing all day on an empty stomach

still sippin on that ground scored bag of matcha, i lived bitch

choking down meth pills meds with coffee call me an idiot with a capital ‘i’

taking bong rips and jacking off all by yourself there queen?

nah ice cream calories don’t count if you’re shoveling it in standing up out of the carton with the freezer blasting on you

impulsively cut my hair into a lob but it’s kind of a slay