idk if it’s a placebo or what but i feel instantly mentally better after using the red light mask

oh no the bath and body works sale started so my fave body spray is currently $5.95 💅🏻

once again i feel like i got hit by truck

bisco steely

bisco in 01 is better than therapy i’ll tell u whut

just waiting for the bleach tab to dissolve in the water spritzer so i can clean the toilet 💅🏻

what if i just had my brain professionally auctioned off

wow sammy is still a fuckin snack huh

full offense, i’m upset that my parents never did any blow or pills in the 70s, my dad said he did acid once and ended up hugging a sentient tree for 4 hours

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

ok guys, i have a big day ahead of me of my own doing, i gotta clean the bathroom and do some laundry and a bunch of other shit, if you see me tweeting that’s right mind your own fuckin business

God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”

just made a nice big batch of steel cut oats and now i’m brewing some COFFEE

well, steely now has a nicer winter jacket than me lol

poasting is a performance art and you’re not gonna change my mind

who ordered the sleep paralysis demon

mind if i crack open a cold one

Any extras for Disco Biscuits floating around for tonight? Just need one for me. Please and tanks 🎈

i need a new umbrella

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

251114_044320_C.clj tweegeemee.com/i/251114_044320_C #ProceduralArt#generative

man, i am BEHIND on posting

currently in the process of finding out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsiepop

do you ever just enjoy a saltine cracker

if u look like this u better fucken watch it

jerry singin forever young >>>

poasting is a performance art and you’re not gonna change my mind

i’ve been applying to places of business that i have no business working at bc i figure maybe delulu strikes twice

new pfp thanks tew @wattznext.bsky.social

bong r i p s

found this garnier fructis hair filler shampoo that i wanted to try at the dollar store??? they even had all 3 flavours, now i feel compelled to wash my hair tn

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

k i actually sat at computer and applied to jobs and it’s not me, it’s the computer ok?

can’t do a bouncy blow out without a flat iron, so that makes me a fraud 💅🏻

this dingy dive bar that was in an alleyway and it fuckin ruled, i was outside blasting a heater (Belmonts) owner came up to me and politely asked where i got my beer from, so i pointed at the bar and he told me to never come back lol so i went back the next weekend 🙂‍↔️😂

in terms of when the band goes, “ beep, boop” are you the beep? or the boop?

blah blah blah let me slop that shit on my face

@laminatedliss.bsky.social found my airpods in my jacket pocket

absolutely no one: my last brain cell: a capsule wardrobe but plaid, tie dye and black

he’s not happy about having to go outside rn

if someone offered me 10k a week for the rest of my life but i had to get rid of steely immediately, that’s a hard no from me.

i hate to say it but blowing my hair dry straight is so much easier than wearing it curly

need COFFEE

i’m so dead inside i don’t have anything to complain about yet

what’s up y’all

every night i get into bed, i find steely buries his bone under my pillow, much too think about

i’m you’re fairy hog mother

did i rush to make a cheesecake for girls night tomorrow and got it in the oven but then somehow didn’t shut the oven door correctly so it’s been baking at approx 110°F for the last hour or so??? yes

LFG, idk why but LFG!!!!!!!!