Happy gotcha day to my little bean. 12 years ago we got you!!!!! First pic of baby Theo

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I love friendship!! We are just vibing with the fire getting drunk with butters and kat/kelly and my heart couldn't be more full

Omg the snow storm is actually coming to fruition YAY

Ugh my table scape is coming together so well I am THRILLED

Hosting Friendsgiving tonight! Decided yesterday I needed a gravy boat/warmer and the closest Williams Sonoma it's on stock at is 20 miles away... so having it uber couriered to the house 😝

Baby snufflepuff

Logged on and enjoying a hot cider and whiskey

Never been so full in my life. We ate nearly 4 hours ago and I'm still dying

Friendsgiving tomorrow

Having a hard time deciding on a fragrance for today. Rough.

I can't wait to fuck this hibiscus key lime pie today AND tomorrow

Got some holiday treatz

Got up and cooking at 6:30 am to get TOMORROWS French onion brisket in the oven

Christmas tree is acquired

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My nail appts aren't vibing with new years. I have to have the same nails for Christmas and new years???? Those are DIFFERENT VIBES ugh

Gonna KMS that Alix didn't win DWTS

We have Anthropologie ornaments at HOME!!!

I deeply need this

Not me making a laminated* bound recipe book for our dinner on Friday *every page so it stays nice while cooking

Just got my hair done and now sitting in the basement of the salon bc I have to do a phone screen on someone 😂😂 and wouldn't have made it home or to a coffee shop in time

Prince of the cart

Do we like JetBlue airlines???

Getting a 2 hour long pedi today and not even painting my toes. Can't wait to be #pampered

Daily dose of Teddy beans

Cheese pizza with a cherry coke fuckin SLAPS

Well it appears that I will be taking my beauty and talents to phish NYE! I thought I wasn't gonna see em at all this year but am gonna slip in the last poss night

Did wicked come out like 4 times this year or is it just me??

About to hit the quadfecta of grocery stores + some other errands too. Epic day ahead

I've gone so soft, spending my Saturday night creating Christmas postcards. Consider this me sending you one.

I know its a long shot but anyone have an extra Widespread ticket for tonight at the Cap? ☝️ #WSMFP

Went to turn this into paste and think I killed my 20 year old vitamix :(

WE HAVE STARTED TAKING CHRISTMAS DECOR OUT!!!! EEEEE HO HO HO

Finally bit the bullet on an oura ring. Can't wait for it to tell me how unhealthy I am

My first interview where I am the interviewer is in a few minutes and I am SO NERVOUS hahahahah

Cannot get over Theos vet calling him muscular the other day 😭😭😭 Arnold schwarzapuppy!!!

2 hour ai training this morning... seems like the perfect time to cuddle up on the chair and a half and disassociate

I've had a couple cockys and would basically S a D for a cig right now ugh

Never thought I'd be balls deep learning about 20k office printers

I need to go back to logging every outfit I wear to work. Cannot for the life of me remember if I wore this sweater last week or not???

🎶 It's the Wolfman's brother Coming down on - coming on my back 🎶

Let's fuckin goooo Illinois finally has the digital license in Apple wallet

Living the "omg we have budget left" episode of the office IRL right now. Finally get the 15k printer I've been wanting and buying recklessly at Costco 😂😂

Got Theo a lamb that's 2x the size of him for being a big boy at the vet today

EOY bonus szn whips so much scrote

Taking your 12 year old dog to the vet is high key terrifying

Ok the time has come. I for real need to quit cigs once and for all. Nasty habit that makes me smell bad and look old.

Buff chicken dip for dinner tho

This baby makes me want a baby