Dude FUCK FUCK FUCKKK I was just showering and realized my tennis bracelet is not on FUCK fuck fuck

Egg sandwich on a Whole Foods everything bagel is fucking SO hard

Our Bevi machine at work was out of everyone's favorite flavor yesterday (strawberry lemongrass) and the amount of chats I got about it was STAGGERING. I promise it will be ok team!!

Ok now i have 2-2 day passes for phish Madison before I throw on CoT. Sec 101 (dead center), row L, seats 1/2. Holla if you need !!

Please help me manifest these kettlehouse panic tix 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Just saw a man pissing off the train platform and I saw his penis. Good morning to me 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I had this crazy idea to ~actually start tracking the bus I take to work~ and now I magically have time to make a cottage before I walk

Why tf is the moon still out

Should I do bourbon and beyond to see Kacey??

Obsessed with this floor lamp why is it $2k 😭

I am standing inches from Tiger and just, like, have no words 😵‍💫

I cut like 9" off My hair it's lookin so CUTE!!

Every time I think about Billy being on the Kacey album I get the chills. This is one of the best days EVERERRRRR

That was the most criminally horny music video I've ever watched I'm OBSESSSSST

Kacey Musgraves will return on May 1st with her new album Middle of Nowhere. The 13-track collection was produced by Musgraves and longtime collaborators Daniel Tashian and Ian Fitchuk and features Willie Nelson, Miranda Lambert, Billy Strings, and Gregory Alan Isakov.

Feels like a serious societal issue if Kacey musgraves has a hard time getting laid

AHHHHH THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ONLY WAY THIS DAY COULD HAVE GOTTEN BETTER

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD KACEY HAS BILLY MF STRINGS ON HER NEW ALBUM

AHHH new Kacey (signed) album vinyl pre ordered lets gooooo

Can't wait for a hair cut and fresh color today 🥰🥰🥰 should I chop it off or what

Pretty friggin rude I'm getting my hair done today and it's rainy

I made a wrap with last nights chicken shawarma. I think this may be a standard for the OG meal like making Crunchwrap's on Friday from taco Tuesday is moving forward

Buying my friend gifts for her new dog because all life events are important not just babies and marriage 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

What a blessed day. Got my pre event bonus. Talk about lighting a fire to get me through this next month

I wore white socks with black Mary Jane docs today and I fear I'm giving Michael Jackson

Convinced my landlord to let me put a backsplash in bc it drives me INSANE we somehow don't have one. Who has a kitchen with no backsplash wtf not made for cooks!!

Theo so badly wants to say hi to the guest in our house rn he is BIG mad (he's locked in the office with me)

Just realized our biggest event week of the year falls on 4/20 next year NOOOOOOOOO

Panic at kettle house CONFIRMED god I wanna go

Kacey musgraves sent a YOU UP? Email at 1231 am and it was a link to a longer sample of her new song about being in a dry spell. Ugh I can't wait for new album and IMMINENT TOURRRR

Bright as fuck at 5 pm LETS GOOOO

Breakfast frozen coke follow up

ILY janiks

Can't believe I'm hungover on international women's day

You guys we were just in an uber here. Driver says he lives in Naperville. I ask how long he's lived there, he says since 80s. I ask if he remembers Orazios (my fam bar) - he fucking WORKED THERE and told me stories about my grandpa and uncle. I was crying in the car ong

Dinner was so cute I love friendship

It me a big dumb sweetie ready for an old people dinner time

Concept of new Kacey album has reinvigorated my obsession with her (I already listened to every album at least 2x a week)

Not only is bavettes good but they also have Hemingway daiquiris which remain one of my all time fav cockys (over under on me drinking 4?)

I have an Oura ring mostly to track sleep and am so proud of how long it took to fall asleep last night #sleepygirl

We're going to dinner tonight with our friends and I somehow just scored an opening at Bavettes tonight holy shittt

Wonder if I can drink my coffee fast enough to make Costco exec hours

Damn my dads in Gainesville at the drag races and keeps sending me funny car and top fuel videos I'm so jealous 😭

Chris wants me to go to leftover salmon tonight but I already went to 1 show this week that I didn't wanna go to 😂

damn Chris just made a breakfast sandwich with THREE eggs on it and got it to stay together till the end! I've never been more impressed. Eggs are so slidey

Oops I got another cup! The guy has started writing me notes in orders bc I order so much lol

Upgrade for flight home from sphere went from 1600 to 300 god bless america

Kacey Kacey Kaceyyyy ✂️

AHHHH NEW KACEY MUSGRAVEs?! I have the chills omg omg omg

Actually fuckin scored the $100 Sephora reward for rouge today and now I have paralysis and don't know what to get!!!