Can't decide if I should bring my felt hat to Montana or if it's cheugy

Ilysm Milanesa pollo

Adam Sandler was the officiant?! Violently iconic

Ugh love my himbo husband. I was slyly asking what breakfast he wants on the flight and he's like "whoa we get breakfast!!" And I just told him they want to make our flight nice 😂 and he believed me 😂😂

Theo seems to be enjoying grandma and grandpas

Trying on fits for panic and my Nuuly CRUSHED OMFG this just made me even more stoked

Theo and Nuggie being good bois

Finally pulled the trigger on upgrading our flights to Montana!!! Considering it an anniversary gift to us hehehe

Hmmm what else should I panic buy before this trip 🧐

Taking Theo out and there's an UNIDENTIFIED mystery package in our lobby for me omg excitingg wonder what it is

So FUCKING SOOON AHHHH

Accidentally left my new birks outside from waterproofing last night and it rained lol. The waterproofing worked tho

My sudden cucumber salad addiction needs to be studied

I ain’t going to complain about the heat because at least it’s not winter

Actually folding my clothes for once instead of piling them in the guest room and wearing them till the pile is gone, please clap

Crashing out over clear bags ruining my life again!!!?

Why do we have so much chronic on the table 😭

Took so much strength not to get some discounted reusable bags

FUCK I forgot Chris's 💯 panic show is next week and I never designed/ordered stickers FRIG

Fricken love breakfast leftovers. Make some new eggs and boom bam delicious lunch

Honestly underrated but I love when restaurants give you leftovers in the old school aluminum containers so you can just throw in oven to heat up

Meant to say THANK YOU ALL for the bday wishes! Wasn't trying to respond to every one bc it clogs the timeline and is annoying but I saw every single one and felt so wrapped up in love 🫶🏻 37 it is!

Me n this (insane) drink against the world this morning

Help I just panic ordered 3 slightly different tan Birkenstocks and am gonna have to make a decision

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY to the one queen to rule them all, the queen all other queens recognize and love, the dab queen, the doink queen, the Coca Cola Queen, @dr0girl.bsky.social!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

This is the best shot I've ever had in my life

In this montage my friend posted of me today on IG I'm either holding a baby or a drink in each pic lol

Can't believe some people don't like the heat. It's 95° and I am slivving

We've reached the time of day where I pop open my favorite wine (Ruth lewandowski tatto)

Ohhh wonder what this is (I sent him a link of the exact thing I wanted)

Love having a free neighborhood pool a BLOCK from my house. Maybe next summer I'll join the bougie gym tho

That little cuck coworker who I had beef with just EMAILED me to say HBD. Boy bye don't talk to me about anything personal ever again

Really wish I had prosecco for some MIMIS

I'm off today but working (for just a little bit). Celeb contracts wait for no woman!

Oh my god it is so fucking HOT AND HUMID!!!!!! Jah bless, best bday present I couldn't be happier

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN @dr0girl.bsky.social 🦀♋️🪩

Happy birthday to one of my oldest and bestest Twitter friends @dr0girl.bsky.social I love you and miss you so much and I hope you have the best day 💜

happy birthday to my bestie, my *actual* ride or die, my wive, my universe, i love you SO much baby girl!

There's a pack of rabid tedssss

Theos new bit is making me give hand feed him water out of his own insulated cup

Ok nick is kinda hot

Jojo is my favoriteeeee

Besties

Think we're gonna do the Humboldt park dj bit later!! That means I get to try out Theos cart for the bike (hopefully) and bring his play pen 🥰🥰

King of comfort

Filled out a survey that avec missed the mark last night and a manager reached out within TWO MINUTES with a gift card???? That's lowkey insane

Avec remains one of my favorite spots in the city. First 2 things were my menu must haves (short rib hummus and the deluxe focaccia)

Literally no better feeling than ordering an uber black and getting a black SUV and saving 50% YAY

Drinking a Coke with breakfast, 10/10