Another complete bullshit musical guest on SNL. Batting average this year is in the toilet and picking up speed.

Realizing that I was lost in nostalgia for a time that never existed was the first huge breakthrough I made in therapy, and once I got over that I started to develop a much richer and fulfilling emotional life almost instantly.

This is like the opposite of that catch in the Indiana game earlier, goodness gracious.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

BUGONIA. Holy fuck. Been a while since I've seen a movie that just fucking GOES like that. Saw it in 35 mm, too, which made it feel like a super high-quality beautifully shot snuff film type of deal that we weren't supposed to be watching. Movies, man. They're back.

Look at this shit. I don't even care if you like sports generally or football specifically, you need to see this.

i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen

Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him

I have truly never seen anything like that. Doesn't happen often. Holy fucking shit.

The sound I just made on that Trossard goal, my WORD.

Just came across this picture in my camera roll from Phish at the UC in July and had a momentary panic attack.

incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries

These blue Arsenal kits are tasty. Merino starting at center forward, much less so.

Jumped off a bridge into a nasty ass river to impress a girl I liked. Got out of that water smelling like sweaty socks taken off after a long day at basketball camp, we made out for five minutes, and she promptly friend-zoned me. Either that or joining a band with three twenty-somethings at 41.

Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine

this is an amazing photo

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Ryan Davis and the Roadhouse Band: extremely excellent live band. Great time last night at their show in Milwaukee.

Stuff gets called "unbelievable" a lot, but this is UNBELIEVABLE. Imagine not knowing that happened. What a blessing, now gone.

it is what it is. the democrats are the less right wing party in an insane country. you can never expect very much from them. but you can give them faint praise when they don't completely trip over their own dicks without conceding anything

Twenty years ago one of my wife's friends had a running joke in their friend group where she would text someone "What say ye?" and then something dirty at random times. One night she got drunk and accidentally texted "What say ye? Fuck fest?" to her dad. They all still text it to one another.

Magic Johnson's MJ/KFC story 🤣🤣🤣

KFC for every meal is one thing but white wine in a Diet Coke can on every flight is LUDICROUS, as is getting up during takeoff *and* landing, lol, this dude was out of his mind! "Be prepared to clean a lot after he deplanes." And NO BROCCOLI!

president grandpa has no idea what groceries are, let alone what the process is like to procure them, and he's so genuinely angry that the republicans arent flogging the "walmart report" that the cost of a "thanksgiving meal with all the trimmings" is 25% less than it was under sleepy joe biden

The new Mountain Goats album is extremely a new Mountain Goats album, and the new Pigeon Pit album is extremely a new Pigeon Pit album. These are both compliments, for the record.

every picture of sam altman looks like he's about to talk about his favorite dinosaur, and every quote of sam altman would sound smarter if he was talking about his favorite dinosaur

Literally the one place in the country where Democrats got their clock cleaned was in the home county of state chair who refused to endorse Mamdani and has generally overseen a string very poor democratic performances.

These people are absolute CLOWNS.

Man, a lot of music came out today! Thought we were winding down the year but NOPE. Got some work to do.

Tell 'em.

"So whatever, like, this weird guy's all big, and rude, and mad? We don't need that now. Or anyway I don't. Liked Isaac's costumes, though."

and the lifetime achievement award for Most Salient Political Song of the 21st Century goes to... [opening envelope, frowning deeply, triple-checking] ...'reeko' by nofx"

Quite a headline.

factor in "mass deportation" ethnic cleansing and elon musk and stephen miller are now the most powerful and impactful National Socialists since hitler

Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.

when you start thinking of their tax cuts and billions in government contracts as an investment we couldve put towards something else you eventually ask yourself “what have we gotten in return?” so far the answer is NFTs and chatbots that tell teens to take their own lives

Bernie Sanders record of surrounding himself with people who then got gigs of their own by association only to turn out to be absolute disasters at it is only matched in public life by Bill Belichick

Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL

Turned all those unwanted and not-asked-for moderation things off last night and this morning my feed is back to the grimey foul-mouthed sex punk food fight I remember it being, particularly where Dick Cheney and Elon Musk are concerned. Turn that shit off and turn this bitch back up.

Elon Musk is not set to become the world's first trillionaire because this pay package has a bunch of preconditions he will never meet. The 600,000 people he killed are dead for real, though.

It’s been wild to see how willing some people immediately were to fritter away their credibility and ultimately their influence by assuming that the posts they see on Twitter are reflective of the broadly and deeply held personal beliefs of the American public

a lot of our press and political sphere horribly over accounted for how right wing they think everything is or will get or remain (and as such needs them to be) and they look bought as fuck but i'm excited for the future bc more and more people can tell

"It is clear that there is a major shift on the horizon in the political landscape. For a fresh perspective and new insights, here's Jake Tapper with James Carville."

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage

My bud and I were young writers struggling for any foot in any door, and finding about the FWP thru our love of Nelson Algren was super inspiring (and sorta depressing). 10,000 writers employed by the US government just to write, and how some of the most important 20th century writers got started.

Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)

AI is killing people. We don't have to let companies hawking these products embed them in everything. If you work at a college, your students are already struggling with mental health, and you want to give them this? www.startribune.com/adam-raine-c...

One man's opinion who's had some experience in this area: it totally fucking sucks that the only time the news promotes the Suicide Prevention hotline is when a prominent person kills themself. The reason should be fairly easy to work out with a few seconds' thought.