WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason basically every soccer player is shredded while also lithe and in possession of the body every non-bodybuilder wants is because their sport is like 95% cardio.

also, ppl who are mad about or afraid of data centers now when they didn't care before are not being stupid or whatever - it makes sense. if suddenly they started building mcdonalds the size of apartment buildings that increased your power bill by 200% people would be right to be mad about those too

Claudia Cardinale died just two months ago, in fact!

This is what grows when you consistently feed and water a Timb

Right, this is about asserting that we have a government that-at least in theory!-functions and-at least attempts!-to impose consequences on people who try to subvert it. Trump isn't the point, he'll be gone someday. But he'll leave us with thousands of future Trumps if we just move on from this

Driving around my hometown these last couple days just fucking amazed at the huge swaths of land that now sit *unable to be used*, and for quite some time to come, where factories, industrial areas, and shopping malls used to be, this makes a lot of sense.

much of fitness culture in the US was developed by people who literally entered sports and physical education instead of going to therapy and the attitudes around intensity and effort kinda reflect that. the smiling Jazzercise folks were right and your football coach / PE teacher was wrong

Americans put off our routine fascist maintenance like I put off a doctor’s appointment or an oil change. I’m sure it’s fine, might even resolve itself.

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

There is no universe in which the basic duty of a public artist is to perform for all people.

whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot

Was told “you seem so chill.” Babe I am clenching my jaw so hard I could crack a walnut with pure suppressed rage.

Yes. That's the whole thing.

Best product Apple ever made and it isn't close.

Got this fantastically clever Christmas gift. It's a dedicated algorithm free music player that you can carry around without the distractions of your phone, and it can hold thousands of songs without needing an internet connection. The UI is so simple anyone can manage it. Fantastic

He watched every minute of this game that he could, I think mostly in fascination.

The Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin and Juice is a crazy enough thing, but them putting Miami Ohio in it makes it extra special, and that's before you get to them airing it on the CW and my incredibly confused old white man father needing the whole deal explained to him. Life is magic.

Oh, there's a movie coming out with both Amanda Seyfried *and* Sidney Sweeney in it? Sure, honey, I'll go see that with you.

Here’s to 2026

Mortality

please stop putting the soggy white bread from minnesota on my TL i hate thinking about him i KNOW he's wrong who cares god

at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously

I will never understand the masochism of being a social media punching bag; just hire a 6 foot tall woman to spit on you and whip your ass like a normal fucking person

i just did it all scared

I just think if someone shows up to a disaster queer house party and goes to the dance floor and poops on himself and smears it on his clothes while screaming if you don't tell him he's being cool right now he's calling the cops, it's ridiculous to ask people not to talk about that

there is no point in arguing with him bc he cannot conceive of a situation where he is wrong, to the point that any disagreement with his obviously correct takes must be a conspiracy against him. he gets off on arguing and he's not even good at it

Jesus Christ

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

The US: we should spread democracy to the rest of the world, for the good of the world Me: can we have it here? The US: you're under arrest

Going to be watching this off and on all day.

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

Yes, but replace "Video Game" with "Cheap Vinyl Record" for me lol

White men will discover they dominate 94% of a market instead of 99% and declare national emergencies

Normiecore this is our moment

Both valid perspectives

OBAA offers a modicum of hope. EDDINGTON says “that data center is being built no matter who wins the election”.

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Quit smoking weed in April '21 but finally tried my first THC seltzer Christmas Eve night. It was nice, and nicer, and nicer still, and then every horrible thought I could think about myself and my life attacked all at once and hacked away until I fell asleep. Alas. THC and me still do not agree.

unironically a good idea

I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying: The new movie seems to understand pretty well that it has had *some* impact, of a certain sort, on some folks, that people don't like to talk about or admit. There is in fact a subplot in this new movie about it. It's actually pretty funny.

we’ve been over this we just did this in Massachusetts they’re not gonna leave, they’ll whine and bitch and moan and eventually this will raise more money than expected because nowhere they go is actually like the place they’re leaving

Nothing like a post from over a year ago randomly gaining traction out of nowhere to remind me why I like this place so much. I was right, too, which makes it even better.

Sold his most beloved asset to a bloodless casino family that immediately traded the best player on a conference champion roster in order to clear space ahead of a move to Vegas if they can't get a casino in Texas. But he made a billion and got to keep his courtside seats, so it's all good to him.

Mark Cuban's takes make a lot more sense once you understand he became a billionaire off what is widely considered to be the worst and most overpriced tech acquisition of all time. He doesn't understand how anything works, isn't going to listen to reason, and is just not a serious person at all.

One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole

No question about it.

Ain't me and couldn't be me!