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The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!!

Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.

Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social! Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems. Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social

maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull

get ready, everyone.

hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.

Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs... WHAT DO YOU DO? Topper: You play for the tie.

legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.

I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

a team full of fucking losers.

I am not having fun.

made this to protect me from sports.

I'm going to do that viral challenge where you drink 9 beers and eat 9 hot dogs each quarter during the eagles game.

if you are still positive about the phillies you need more help than I do.

Dodgers fans have to be some of the most insecure little losers I have ever interacted with. and I am counting Mets fans in this equation.

I really hate this fucking roster at this point.

I'll hold out hope until Cillian Murphy with a wig on shuts them down, which seems inevitable.

things were going too well.

can we not.

Cristopher. Sanchez.

5 Ks. this is our #2 starter btw.

lol

2-0.

please score runs, phillies. I am asking nicely.

how is everyone doing.

On @ahpod.bsky.social this week we used a little statistical know-how to prove that Jordan Romano was, in fact, very bad for the Phillies this year. Neat stuff. @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

Regarding the Crone Zone cc: @ahpod.bsky.social