ROB THOMSON: How many more, JT? JT REALMUTO: For you or for me?

Mondays

Can we get that labor stoppage going early?

The Sabers last home playoff game was the Ville Leino game my god

Playoff JJ is so snarky it’s great

Crosby still an asshole ✅

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JJ -“You want drama?” Not really Jim

Do the right thing tonight, Rod Brind’amour

When your team is trying to clinch a playoff spot you end up rooting for some gross franchises

PHILLIES OFFENSE: Hey buddy, why the long face? SCOREBOARD OPERATOR: Ahhh I forgot to pack all my numbers. All I have are this 3 and this 4 and like 45 zeros PHILLIES OFFENSE: We got you, friend

Best Phanatic Birthday: Kevin Millwood’s no hitter Worst Phanatic Birthday: Finding out his real father was Bill Giles

Most City Connect uniforms are awful and the “best” ones are just less worse

Davey Lopes was the greatest 1st base coach in baseball history

Franzke -“Well they still love Bryce Harper out here”

Flyers with more pretty offensive plays tonight than the entire Hakstol era

Cody Asche hitting that homer into the Bay is responsibly for 95% of the positive Cody Asche talk

The Flyers playing a huge game on Easter makes it way too easy for a haunting nickname to be applied for a memorable ness

The Flyers feel like those mid 2000 Phillies teams that kept narrowly missing the playoffs in annoying or frustrating ways So clearly they need to trade Bobby Abreu

Of course it’s Kane

Is this the only podcast to mention both Yorkis Perez and Jimmy Parades? Tube in to find out!

DID YOU KNOW - finding out that Nick Punto is a coach for the Padres makes me feel incredibly old

Just a ridiculous baseball team

The Cubs-Angels game has featured Scott Kingery and Jordan Romano

Martone and Painter making their debuts on the same night is cool in the moment and could be a great story in a decade if things go well.

Franzke -“Two hits in an inning, Larry” LA -“Break em up”

Mondays

Franzke -“Having been here for 20 years, I know where this floor has been” LA -“You certainly dont want to eat off it”

MIDDLETON [Wine sloshing around in little cup]: And another thing. An ant CANNOT move a rubber tree plant. Too small. Did anybody ever read these lyrics

LA -“I’m guessing that was the bottom of the tricep. I don’t have em so I’m not sure”

Franzke -“Good afternoon everyone and welcome to baseball once again from South Philadelphia”

Great job Pirates!

I don’t think the weather has ever been good for an opener I’ve been at, so you’re welcome for today everybody

Good morning

If you press play on this episode now, you’ll finish just in time for the first pitch of the season (possibly)

I, for one, am very excited to have McPhail Era John Middleton back speaking into recording devices

Two days out, it’s time for one of our long running gimmicks What are your must follow Phillies accounts? The more obscure the better Throw in any podcasts or blogs or people yelling out their windows too But not yourself. C’mon

The Flyers have lured me back into watching their big game against Columbus tonight so can’t wait to see how badly this goes

Two days out, it’s time for one of our long running gimmicks What are your must follow Phillies accounts? The more obscure the better Throw in any podcasts or blogs or people yelling out their windows too But not yourself. C’mon

Zack Pop is a very underrated HK name

The Phillies are having a week

Ghost Energy Deck is a little too on the nose after the last three postseason eliminations

We used to take a long lunch the first day of the tourney and watch the early games at the Turf Club on Market For those who never had the pleasure, just put a 13 inch TV next to a lit carton of Camels

I’m not saying this game feels familiar but Calum Scott just called loanDepot Park to let them know he’s available

Can’t even get a full green hat?

Referring to my family’s sauce as Ragu would get me murdered by a ghost

Mondays

I have to keep reminding myself Ranger isn’t on the Phillies anymore

Team USA, the narcs of the World Baseball Classic

The blood that never left Bryce’s body is boiling