Junebarian effort indeed

A rain delayed game on a Monday with an opener just isn’t built for excitement

Find someone who loves you the way the play-by-play announcer in this game loves Messi

@franzkela.bsky.social and I talked about how totally fixed the Phillies outfield is. Can you believe this podcast has ever been called "negative"?? I agree, those people were wrong. www.patreon.com/hittinseason...

Nola and JT as the starting battery on Weather Day is fun

The Flyers scoring on a delayed penalty really is the best thing for everyone

The A’s last visit to Philadelphia was more damaging than when they moved

LA -“Maybe they don’t realize it’s raining”

WORK: so are you gonna join any of our meetings today? ME: obviously no. I have to wait for all these Phillies podcasts to come out so I can get extra angry.

I don’t think the Phillies will do anything today - I’m not sure how much doing something would matter But it won’t stop me from scrolling all the timelines, waiting for the smallest morsel of breaking news

ROB THOMSON: How many more, JT? JT REALMUTO: For you or for me?

Mondays

Can we get that labor stoppage going early?

The Sabers last home playoff game was the Ville Leino game my god

Playoff JJ is so snarky it’s great

Crosby still an asshole ✅

NEW. DIRTY. INNING. Bunting: Everyone loves it. But did you know that SOME teams were GOOD at it? Meet the bunt-first 1916 Phillies, who never met a play they wouldn't squeeze. Also: Horse accident?!?! @nocartridge.bsky.social @thedirtyinning.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/dirty-...

JJ -“You want drama?” Not really Jim

Do the right thing tonight, Rod Brind’amour

When your team is trying to clinch a playoff spot you end up rooting for some gross franchises

PHILLIES OFFENSE: Hey buddy, why the long face? SCOREBOARD OPERATOR: Ahhh I forgot to pack all my numbers. All I have are this 3 and this 4 and like 45 zeros PHILLIES OFFENSE: We got you, friend

Best Phanatic Birthday: Kevin Millwood’s no hitter Worst Phanatic Birthday: Finding out his real father was Bill Giles

Most City Connect uniforms are awful and the “best” ones are just less worse

Davey Lopes was the greatest 1st base coach in baseball history

Franzke -“Well they still love Bryce Harper out here”

Flyers with more pretty offensive plays tonight than the entire Hakstol era

Cody Asche hitting that homer into the Bay is responsibly for 95% of the positive Cody Asche talk

The Flyers playing a huge game on Easter makes it way too easy for a haunting nickname to be applied for a memorable ness

The Flyers feel like those mid 2000 Phillies teams that kept narrowly missing the playoffs in annoying or frustrating ways So clearly they need to trade Bobby Abreu

Of course it’s Kane

Is this the only podcast to mention both Yorkis Perez and Jimmy Parades? Tube in to find out!

DID YOU KNOW - finding out that Nick Punto is a coach for the Padres makes me feel incredibly old

Just a ridiculous baseball team

The Cubs-Angels game has featured Scott Kingery and Jordan Romano

Martone and Painter making their debuts on the same night is cool in the moment and could be a great story in a decade if things go well.

Franzke -“Two hits in an inning, Larry” LA -“Break em up”

Mondays

Franzke -“Having been here for 20 years, I know where this floor has been” LA -“You certainly dont want to eat off it”

MIDDLETON [Wine sloshing around in little cup]: And another thing. An ant CANNOT move a rubber tree plant. Too small. Did anybody ever read these lyrics

LA -“I’m guessing that was the bottom of the tricep. I don’t have em so I’m not sure”

Franzke -“Good afternoon everyone and welcome to baseball once again from South Philadelphia”

Great job Pirates!

I don’t think the weather has ever been good for an opener I’ve been at, so you’re welcome for today everybody

Good morning

If you press play on this episode now, you’ll finish just in time for the first pitch of the season (possibly)

I, for one, am very excited to have McPhail Era John Middleton back speaking into recording devices

Two days out, it’s time for one of our long running gimmicks What are your must follow Phillies accounts? The more obscure the better Throw in any podcasts or blogs or people yelling out their windows too But not yourself. C’mon

The Flyers have lured me back into watching their big game against Columbus tonight so can’t wait to see how badly this goes

Two days out, it’s time for one of our long running gimmicks What are your must follow Phillies accounts? The more obscure the better Throw in any podcasts or blogs or people yelling out their windows too But not yourself. C’mon