Who will be this year’s Blooper and help fill the time on this off day?

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A lot can happen between now and Saturday night, but Ohtani starting Game 1 at CBP would be the fan readiness equivalent of putting cocaine in your cocaine

Yankees needed Galvis and Kratz

Nick Pivetta starting a road playoff game just like we all expected when he got traded for REDACTED and friggin REDACTED

Maybe the real final NL playoff team is the friends we made along the way

The Phillies should hand Castellanos a live mic and let him do the “thank you fans” speech today

Nobody Penn States like Penn State

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How embarrassing it must feel to have completely missed a

Nick Castellanos the greatest pinch hitter of all time

Nothing the Phillies do this week really matters so here’s JT getting hurt during a Duran blown save just to test ya

More like Rams 4th AMIRIGHT

I am shocked SHOCKED to find offense taking place in this establishment

DID YOU KNOW - the Phillies next road game after today is most likely not until Wednesday, October 8th, when the cocky/distraught meter will be at 100 in one direction or the other Plan accordingly

Everything I post qualifies

I haven’t watched many locker room clips yet but the funniest scenario would be Tim Mayza and Lou Trivino going absolutely buck wild

Good morning

I can’t wait till the Phillies clinching celebration ends up in one of John Powers Middleton’s abandoned mansions

What’s your #philliesafterdark strategy for tonight?

Mondays

It's the solution to defenses being offsides on 100% of tush pushes.

These Phillies are giving you all the ammo you need to believe whatever you think is going to happen in October, no matter what you think is going to happen in October

Good morning

Franzke should never and likely would never leave the radio obviously BUT Good lord him and Kruk together are tv gold

All that Philly Karen stuff last week but we still haven’t tracked down this weirdo

My kid hits me with toys like he’s 1.5 year old John Lannan

THAT IS A HELL OF A LOT OF DINGERS DON’T YOU AGREE??

This makes me very happy but also furious that none of you ever made a MATON’S BATONS sign

You say a Bader And I say Manaea A birthday boy tater And I say

LA -“I don’t know if I’ve seen a hitter that can look as bad as he can and then look as good as he can - in the same at bat”

Goddamn that was a sporting event

“Trea Turner has a hamstring injury…”

I am just now catching up on the home run Karen from last night and I can’t believe Hample hasn’t proposed yet

We now invite you to enjoy Signing Harper

The NFL focusing on taunting is like the 2016 Phillies focusing on bunting

Rav4th opening drive yikes

Weird start

Go Birds

Now what will you do tonight?