ME: [pre-emptively shooing the cat away so it doesn't jump/sit on me] CAT: he must want me to sit on him in a different, more complicated way

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live

Reply to this skeet with the story of why you love baseball and follow me (if you don't already). I'll pick from random on Friday and give a subscription to the winner.

Hey all you haters who never said out loud but definitely silently thought we wouldn't have a new episode before the end of the year: Check this out. Christmas ... in July?? The Phillies have celebrated it, and in upsetting fashion, too! @nocartridge.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/dirty-...

The holiday episode of The Dirty Inning is here for your last day of ignoring emails before the break. Pass an hour with myself, @nocartridge.bsky.social, and various Phillies teams trying to win on Christmas in July over the years.

The holiday episode of The Dirty Inning is here for your last day of ignoring emails before the break. Pass an hour with myself, @nocartridge.bsky.social, and various Phillies teams trying to win on Christmas in July over the years.

hi hello, tomorrow is the last day to order BP360, please lock in your savings while you can!

The Phillies take on the classic baseball quandary: What’s better to have; a good pitcher, or a bad pitcher but for longer? Let’s discuss on Hittin’ Season. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

The Phillies have remade the bullpen after signing Brad Keller and trading Matt Strahm. Are they better? We discussed on an all new Hittin' Season, powered by @WHYY.org @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

who calls the shots where you get your news? defector.com/products

man people are gonna love that [checks notes] "Sacramento Wearable Item"

This episode of @ahpod.bsky.social made a listener reveal that they hum the music from our "What's Goin' On Here" segment to soothe their child. So you HAVE to like it. Are YOU dumber than a BABY? @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

This episode of @ahpod.bsky.social made a listener reveal that they hum the music from our "What's Goin' On Here" segment to soothe their child. So you HAVE to like it. Are YOU dumber than a BABY? @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

I think the funniest option is to just have the mystery machine come and pick him up

Adolis García is going to unplug Morgan Wallen from the aux in the Phillies clubhouse and it’s going to be like one of those shouting scenes from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Friday news dump? I was recently laid off by McClatchy/Fort Worth Star-Telegram. I loved expanding into politics/policy reporting, and pursuing stories about communities underserved by their local paper. Eager for correspondent-level work? Or, have something else in [email protected]

Obsessed with the Phillies

The Phillies and Schwarber were always a perfect match, and now it looks like he'll end his career in Philadelphia. We discussed on a NEW Hittin' Season, from @WHYY! @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo5z...

Kyle Schwarber is coming home! We discussed all angles on a new Hittin' Season, powered by WHYY. Can Schwarber get to 500 homers? @[email protected] @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo5z...

Kelly's (@hinx.bsky.social) little niece was diagnosed with leukemia last week. It would mean the world if this community can rally together and help her family. Please share and donate if you can. gofundme.com/f/ebbpy-support-brielles-fight-against-leukemia

why would you ever, ever, ever, ever let a statement like this get out to the press

What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.

Diamond Baseball Holdings is now up to 48 teams

If not Kyle Schwarber, then who? On @WHYY's latest Hittin' Season podcast, we were all agreed on who our next target would be. #Phillies @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wylv...

You all got way too comfortable with non-catastrophic Nightengale tweets

“More videos to come of other things as well” gdi Bryce these had better be of you in the batting cage [video is of him blowing raw milk bubbles so big that he can live inside one] NO

SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.'] SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin

PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]

DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him

Due to some very sad circumstances, this lovely pup Luna is now in need of a home. If you're in the Atlanta area and you're looking to bring a dog into your world, Luna would be a fantastic addition to your family. If not, please just share this for a signal boost. lifelineanimal.org/pet-details/...

Even with the price change, Baseball Prospectus is underpriced considering all you get. Coverage that's free from the influence of the league, a sportsbook, or some private equity ghoul is so important, and it's exactly what you get when you support sites like BP.

thanks to @justinklugh.bsky.social for taking us inside an MLB Fan Council meeting, and for @dbrim.com for the 📸: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

He's one of a kind. Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣 https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU

Every morning I get up, crush a quordle in my mind-vice, and start the day full of juice.

The Phillies Hot Stove could be heating up soon! We talked Schwarber, Realmuto, Ketel Marte trade, a Japanese pitcher we love and Phils Hot Takes on an all NEW Hittin' Season, powered by @whyy.org @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

U Arizona's women's hockey Hispanic heritage jerseys are sick. www.instagram.com/p/DRfJ-p9iXAz/

Matt Strahm? Jose Alvarado? Connor Banks? Could one of them be on the move? We discussed on an all NEW Hittin' Season, from WHYY! @justinklugh.bsky.social LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsLL...

watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day

Sixers played that 2nd quarter like they had food poisoning

I have "checked in" on a milk stout.

Happy long weekend to you guys

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”