Double-header on the Patreon today as I accidentally published the newest Dirty Inning I meant to put up tomorrow. When I mess up, YOU win! First, an @ahpod.bsky.social in which we start a countdown for Gabe Kapler's 1st trade as Marlins GM. @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

Right yeah. My uh. My bad

Double-header on the Patreon today as I accidentally published the newest Dirty Inning I meant to put up tomorrow. When I mess up, YOU win! First, an @ahpod.bsky.social in which we start a countdown for Gabe Kapler's 1st trade as Marlins GM. @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

[MAGA operative screaming into a walkie] “SIR. THEY’VE GOTTEN TO SMOKEY. HE’S NOW WOKEY. ADD HIM TO THE LIST.”

don’t make me learn about any more opinion columnists. no more! ive had enough columnists and their opinions!

Can we start shifting the conversation to weekend beers please

We are UNDERWAY

If you’ve ever had to answer one of Justin’s questions, now is the time for payback

World Series thoughts. Phillies MLB awards finalists. A FULL Free Agency Preview! Don't miss an all new Hittin' Season, powered by @WHYY.org! @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Also hey, if you want there to be more questions for my AMA on Tuesday at noon than just "What is the Joe Buck tweet?" feel free to jump in: www.reddit.com/r/phillies/c...

Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates

You know what I love about the fall is the heat and the screaming and the not being in the playoffs anymore @baseballprospectus.com www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Also hey, if you want there to be more questions for my AMA on Tuesday at noon than just "What is the Joe Buck tweet?" feel free to jump in: www.reddit.com/r/phillies/c...

You know what I love about the fall is the heat and the screaming and the not being in the playoffs anymore @baseballprospectus.com www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

New @ahpod.bsky.social this morning is all about determing the most important part of this whole Bryce Harper thing: Which one of you is to blame. @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

I Love Being at this Harvest Festival Instead of Watching the Phillies in the World Series by Justin Klugh (@justinklugh.bsky.social) www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

All the Blue Jays look like children who recently wished to be turned into adults

Fans aren't the only ones frustrated at the lack of a World Series title. Bryce Harper is too. Maybe that's where much of this angst is coming from. @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN FULL EPISODE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U84o...

Doing this here would save the country

TAROT REQUESTS ARE LIVE 💕 I've been talking about this for months, but given the SNAP benefit crisis, there's never been a better time. This first round of donations will go to Philabundance. Please read all policies before requesting! paypal.me/emmyreadstar...

Bryce Harper's comments weren't directed at Dave Dombrowski or the Phillies. They were directed at the fans. We discussed on an all new Hittin' Season. @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN FULL EPISODE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: youtube.com/watch?v=U84o...

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] JOE BUCK: My god. We only get so much time before we are burned from this earth. I should preorder Justin Klugh's hilarious debut book, "Summer of the Cheap Wieners." www.brooklinebooks.com/978195504158...

[frantically googling 'turn beliefs into money']

still waiting for the Clayton Kershaw 2025 World Series Experience

a lot of journalists have internalized the idea that if people are mad at you that means you’re “challenging” them and it is stupid on its face

Speechless...that MLB would go with the "Jonas" "Brothers" at halftime and not Lee Greenwood. Get ready for the incomprehensible email from hell, sirs

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

I assume they’re going to stand up to defunding cancer research later on in the game, whenever there’s another good stopping point

thinking about having a NICE weekend interacting with people in person, doing community activities, maybe watching some sports. How about a Halloween parade? With a beer in hand from the brewery along the route?? Rivalry HS football game? Time to live offline baby

im sorry to keep on this but the "ballroom" is just so funny. it's funny that the democrats keep losing to president ballroom. it's so funny how the regime keeps saying shit like "for 150 years presidents have longed for a magnificent event space." president deals my people yearn for ballroom

If the Tigers shop Tarik Skubal, should the Phillies pursue and, if so, is there any price that's too high? We discussed on the latest Hittin' Season, powered by @whyy.org @justinklugh.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Toronto adds God to World Series roster; Dodgers stick with Ohtani

What? Jump backwards, lead with the head. I've been running like that for years. I'm the most hated man at softball

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

Ah, the soaring confidence of a Game 3 beat down after dropping the first two at home. Feels like nothing can stop me and everything’s going to go my way

DID YOU KNOW: @ahpod.bsky.social is an actual podcast, not just the account posting screencaps of J.T. Realmuto pointing to first base? It's true, and we recorded everyone's favorite thing last night: An extremely long episode (for us). @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...

I am still eagerly awaiting the day Pope Bob rips his regalia off to reveal a Tad Iguchi shirsey to a confused Vatican

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

Honest question, (some of the most bad faith shit you've ever heard)

Hi everyone. I'm currently working on one of our offseason baseball books, and I have some freelance hours available for someone to help place copy/tables onto pages in InDesign and help edit the book. If you have InDesign/editing skills and baseball knowledge, my DMs are open.

only surprising thing about the racist young republican groupchat is that jd vance wasn't in there dropping crylaugh emoji reacts

Would anyone like to read something silly on @baseballprospectus.com www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Jesus fucking Christ

Political Profile: Russell Vought https://theonion.com/political-profile-russell-vought/