i’m not watching chief of war instead of the phillies game because of the excessive amount of bare asses, but it was definitely part of the equation

This is a really long shot but Sarah and I were supposed to go to Rilo Kiley in Raleigh on Wed but she’s stuck in SF for work. Would anyone be able to get me Jenny’s agents contact so I could maybe get her to send a message for Sarah? I Never was our first dance and it’s our anniversary this weekend

Kellen Moore, everyone.

the saints are just as bad as they were last year so I sometimes forget kellen moore is their coach now lol

If you bottled Jordan Davis’ adrenaline at the end of this play it would be worth a gajillion dollars

HELL YEAH JORDAN DAVIS I’M SCREAMING

it’s not the eagles’ fault the refs suck at calling penalties

just tried to send a group email to the authors in the fall 2025 baseball research journal, only i hadn't actually put any emails in yet. oh yeah, that's right, it's issue closing time and my head feels like a crushed grape

Project Runway tweet: Veejay can fuck riiiiiiight off

slowly (aka quickly) consuming a bottle of wine

what real leadership looks like

Starting on this book (“Mastering the Universe” by Rob Larson) then moving on to “Democrats: A Critical History.” Wrapping up this little three-book series with “Owned” by @eoinhiggins.bsky.social

No one from my high school in Bangor, Maine is famous. No one when I went to school there, when my sisters went to school there, when anyone went to school there.

what I need are pizza flavored cheez-its

dear Baltimore comedians: don’t just make obvious statements and expect us to laugh. we won’t.

My dad began donating blood in the 1970s after reading “Eric.” Today he made his 150th donation. I’m so proud of him.

the brewery only two blocks away from the socialist coffee shop I’m at all the time doesn’t open until four on fridays. travesty.

Everyone today is a fantastic day please check out @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social new book Break Out Year. A fantastic baseball romance romance that asks the question is there such a thing as too sweet?

IS IT A FREE FOR ALL IN THE BATHROOM LINE OR DO I HAVE TO ENFORCE SOME RULES

I’M SORRY THERE’S NO “SAVING SEATS” IN GENERAL ADMISSION. PUTTING YOUR SWEATSHIRTS DOWN ON THE FLOOR IS MEANINGLESS ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE NOT BACK IN TIME FOR THE OPENER

Pre-Rilo Kiley drink. It looked prettier before I drank 1/3 of it.

On the train to DC, getting ready for TONIGHT (omg)

Jac Collinsworth: professionally redundant

I have legitimately not been to a regular Sunday morning non-wedding/funeral mass since before the advent of cell phones. I am VERY curious to see cell phone usage today.

Watching Treinen pitch:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE DODGERS BLEW THAT HAHAHAHAH

how is blake treinen the best the dodgers had to send out there. there have been two outs for like a half hour now what is happening

Finally watching Mare of Easttown, not sure why it took me so long!

Adoree Jackson seems to have won the spot based on tenure/experience/age Love it when CB2 is selected like the Eagles are run by the DNC

can the eagles maybe put a man on Lamb, for the love of god

Kiss my ass dollar store Polamalu

lol we know where this is going

go birds

I mean you can’t spit on a dude. You just can’t.

I wrote up a short piece arguing why a pyramid system, with expansion baked in, is not only the direction #MLB is naturally heading, but also why it's good for baseball generally. If you have 30 to 45 seconds to spare, I'd give it a read. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

this might be a controversial statement but ken's steakhouse salad dressings are really good

someone just whizzed by the house on an electric scooter, humming "gonna fly now" so loud that I could not just hear it clearly but also recognize it go birds

I GUESS MAKING MONEY ON EVERY SINGLE PART OF EVERY BROADCAST AND PIECE OF MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS ISN'T ENOUGH. THEY HAVE TO RUIN THE VIEWER EXPERIENCE BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE'LL KEEP WATCHING ANYWAY, FUCK THIS

i cannot wait to return to this specific bit of this story

uh apple is now summarizing my unread messages in macOS and as a person who can and wants to read i don't need that and desperately want to turn it off

doing a family fantasy draft with zero preparation. AS IS TRADITIONAL.

jesus christ i just found out brooke williamson divorced her husband of 17 years to be with bobby fucking flay. i’ve never lost respect for someone so fast, holy shit.

Finally, @lizroscher.bsky.social and I have paid tribute to @dsaraiya.bsky.social’s greatness

One run. I am here watching in 142 and the Phillies need one run. Please. I am begging them. Please score.

“The A’s are quitters and Connie Mack is a bitch! Connie Mack is a fucking bitch!” — @djmosfett.bsky.social

John Middleton after tonight’s game: “Well we want to resign Kyle, of course. He’s an exceptional player.” Phillies fans: *polishing pitchforks, affixing oil-soaked rags to wood torch sticks*

Kyle Schwarber please mercilessly beat me with a baseball bat

SCREAMING

Seriously considering the question “do I have to watch the Phillies-Mets game tonight” because for work the answer is yes but for sanity the answer is fuck no