Comandante Starkins
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Apparently a foreign agitator from Cuba. Boul from that other jawn.
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Jonathan Larsen
about 4 hours ago
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus
Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military
https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for
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Late Winter Dunks
about 4 hours ago
i saw an indian guy talking with a black lady about a white gay guy on CBS’ Ghosts and now i think 6000 years of persian history needs to be turned into glass
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phylan
about 4 hours ago
What do Americans think of Mr. Trump’s decision to attack Iran? We asked four voters in Texas for their answer ahead of Tuesday’s primary election
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Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial
about 4 hours ago
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No Iranian ever called me unc
about 6 hours ago
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ChatGPT: You’re right. I didn’t take into account the shortage of tomahawk missiles. I gave you a strategy for Bombing Iran based on what a hypothetical strike would look like. Questioning this shows that you deeply care about your role as Secretary of War.
about 10 hours ago
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Dammit guys we’re only supposed to use the Goybeam to set off volcanic eruptions! Was I the only one paying attention at the meeting?
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about 10 hours ago
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Be the Supreme Leader of SAAS! How the Reign of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Can Teach AI Forward Brands to Write Emails That Sell!
1 day ago
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The next Ayatollah should be a Trans WOC
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We gotta be a british colony again for 10 years, just time to figure this whole thing out, then start again. American reboot.
1 day ago
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There’s gonna be a dirty bomb attack because the FBI Director canceled an emergency briefing to yell “This Is Monster Jam!” at Camping World Stadium in Orlando
1 day ago
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Serving your country is gay. Joining the military means you’re gay for America. You’re gonna go across the world to kill a stranger you’d never meet otherwise to impress 175m men? Gay.
1 day ago
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Iran launching a ground invasion of UAE and taking “Digital Nomads” and alchoholic over-tanned british women hostage
2 days ago
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Brendel
2 days ago
It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse
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also all of this has nothing to do with American interests it’s christian freaks in the Republican party trying to fulfill end of days prophecies because they think Jesus will come back
1 day ago
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So we basically went into this saying Iran is the middle east therefore desert and goat herders and getting rid of experts thad realize it’s actually a modern nuclear power with an army thats been dreaming of this for 50 years and well planned line of leadership transfer. Nice work
1 day ago
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“I didn’t bomb a school so I could come home and and pay full price at this Best Western.”
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1 day ago
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Sorry for your loss. On behalf of a grateful nation we present you with the rarest of pepes
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Iran launching a ground invasion of UAE and taking “Digital Nomads” and alchoholic over-tanned british women hostage
2 days ago
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Nervous because so many of my IG thirst follows areen Dubai. Please be Ok, Vladi Galagan
2 days ago
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So “111” in Jenkintown was a tug joint forever and now it’s a jerk joint
2 days ago
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the guy who did this is going to expect to be thanked for his service and given 20% at IHOP
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2 days ago
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I’m team fuck the troops - anyone willingly signing up to kill people for this administration deserves whatever they get. Defund the VA for all I care.
2 days ago
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Hellrazor
2 days ago
Fuck the troops.
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Love the concept a 300 year old supreme leader finally meeting his match against a sundowning gameshow host elected by the biggest idiots alive
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2 days ago
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From what I can tell, the Persian Community in los angeles is celebrating this by being terrible drivers and overdoing it with the cologne
2 days ago
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No more Ayatollahs that are nasty to Mr Trump the next Ayatollah needs to treat Mr Trump fairly
2 days ago
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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was Blue Ivy’s Illuminati sacrifice
2 days ago
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I was just about to write Ayatollah Ali Khamenei a note, Robin
2 days ago
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Kids bumped into me during the last song and said “Sorry, Unc” which was the worst thing anyone ever said to me. I’m in makeup and bondage gear and my defining characteristic is being unc? Calling me a slur would have been better
7 days ago
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I’m seeing Ghost tonight here is my alfit
7 days ago
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Someone who has a minute please edit that BAFTA clip so it’s Tourette’s Guy from youtube yelling “Men’s Asses!” or “You can go down to the jolly pirate donut and take a two hour shit for all I care!”
7 days ago
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Goldust had tourette’s for years and never said the N-word.
7 days ago
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Sid Bookers Shrimp Corner Allen Iverson’s TGI Fridays
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7 days ago
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Jesus Zoidberg
7 days ago
Also, you can be as antisemitic as you want and get away with it as long as you stay clear of the entire Israel/Palestine issue, because our leaders sold us out to protect Bibi.
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OOC but the tourette’s controversy makes me think that Kim Batiste was getting absolutely lit up by Jim Eisenreich all season.
8 days ago
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The Israeli Cool Runnings remake would have a scene with Israeli Yul Brenner saying “I will be famous and live here” and then he shows a picture of a house a Palestinian family is already living in.
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The Israeli Cool Runnings remake would have a scene with Israeli Yul Brenner saying “I will be famous and live here” and then he shows a picture of a house a Palestinian family is already living in.
8 days ago
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actually my irl verbal stim is saying “it’s a bug” like Apollo the parrot
8 days ago
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actually my irl verbal stim is saying “it’s a bug” like Apollo the parrot
8 days ago
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If I had tourette’s I would only yell woke things
8 days ago
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The should be a black wrestler who realizes WWE’s booking is racist so starts wrestling in white face and changes his name to Ex-POC
9 days ago
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The scene from David Lynch’s Dune where Paul is training the Freman except the killing word is the N-word and the Freman are like “uhhhh I don’t think we can do that.”
10 days ago
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Supreme Court is very nasty to Mr. Trump. Bad for are nation
10 days ago
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The scene from David Lynch’s Dune where Paul is training the Freman except the killing word is the N-word and the Freman are like “uhhhh I don’t think we can do that.”
10 days ago
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More like McJabbed and
#DiedSuddenly
11 days ago
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McSteamy was Blue Ivy’s Illuminati sacrifice
11 days ago
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Ser Unc the Chopped
12 days ago
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Ya man a bird he was defending a hedge knight against his killer brother and got hit with his mace like WHACK. Embarrassed you ma 🤣
14 days ago
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Should have kept Scott Air!
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13 days ago
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