Recap of me at the Lot M Tailgate

Vecna built a wall like are precident Mr Trump

my family just broke my willpower smh drinking old fashions like water

Enjoying a frozen turkey dinner tonight in in front of tv while my wife and kids celebrate at her new boyfriend’s home but but I will never compromise on my views and I am very thankful for President Donald J Trump.

Who am I open mouth kissing at the tailgate tomorrow?

A lisafranc injury is where dolphins and rainbows appear on your foot

HMU if you have reasonably priced Eagles-Bears tickets since everyone is treating me very unfairly and not giving me free tix for being the long time voice of are fanbase

Trump: Zohran has informed me that he is the chad wojak. And I’m… Zohran: …..You’re the soyjak, sir. Trump: Right. Terrific! Great guy very impressive

If Obama had Trump come to the white house and kissed his ass for 10-15 minutes he would have never run for president. It’s all based on the fact that the cool guy he wanted to be friends with was mean to him.

Mamdani: Nice to meet you, Mr. President Sir. *Trump shakes his hand* Mamdani: Hahaha! My evil plan worked! I have infected you with Muslim! Trump: Astaghfirullah!!!!!

Zohran should’ve gotten Trump to get HHH on the phone and demand he stop being nasty to AEW

Inevitable now.

Wow, Zohran really left an impression on Mr Trump

Trump: Zohran has informed me that he is the chad wojak. And I’m… Zohran: …..You’re the soyjak, sir. Trump: Right. Terrific! Great guy very impressive

Mamdani: Nice to meet you, Mr. President Sir. *Trump shakes his hand* Mamdani: Hahaha! My evil plan worked! I have infected you with Muslim! Trump: Astaghfirullah!!!!!

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

If you’re doing to the 12/28 Lot M tailgate and looking for me, I’m the one who’s chopped and unc

Trump sucking Clinton’s dick isn’t a gay thing, you can’t even label it. Rich and powerful men are just obsessed with finding pleasure 24/7. They don’t even think about it. Salò is probably the most accurate description of rich politicians eder

Old Queen

Oh OH

need a turnover

Is Green Bay a sister city to San Antonio?

Josh Allen: *Slams dick in car door* NFL Broadcasters: Masterful gambit, Sir.

Wait I really just bought a cross country ticket to fly on a plane guided purely by vibes?

Anyone have an extra ticket to Eagles-Bears after Thanksgiving? It would be a horrible thing for our country if I was finally in Philadelphia and couldn’t go.

It’s OK to be excited for Zohran but also remember that New York city is basically Omelas but instead of a child it’s the mayor’s brain.

l met this girl outside of the Bushwick polling station who said she was very excited cast her first ever to vote for Zohran Mamdani!

l met this girl outside of the Bushwick polling station who said she was very excited cast her first ever to vote for Zohran Mamdani!

I was just about to write are nation a note Robin

If a candidate talks about building the republican concentration camps he’ll get 56% of the vote

Mamdani now faces his greatest struggle: avoiding the psychic ray gun installed in the Empire State Building that resonates the skull of every mayor at the frequency that's diagnostically identical to tertiary syphilis.

Big takeaway by the Democrats should be that both Jefferies and Shumer are chopped and unc

Zohran will be a mayor for all New Yorkers, both Human and Italian

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Virginia!!

Can’t believe Twin Peaks villian Windom Earle is running for VA Governor

Traffic on the George Washington Bridge is backed up so my entire bus full of MS-13 members that I have driven directly from Mexico will be slightly late getting to the polls in order to use the names of dead civil war soldiers and pets to vote for Zohran Mamdani.

He was the best guy arrrooounnddd

Burn in hell Dick Cheney

The Bubble Tape hating coach from the Bubble Tape commercials has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.

The Bubble Tape hating coach from the Bubble Tape commercials has endorsed Andrew Cuomo