Glad Ranger Suarez is gonna get to be part of The Year

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Scott Adams was Blue Ivy’s illuminati sacrifice

The Italian race needs to personally apologize for me for that Eagles game.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

the day it happens is gonna be the greatest day.

I want to run for president with the promise I’d be Idi Amin but woke. The left needs an absolute monster.

republicans are monsters. all of them. if that means you, too fucking bad

I’d work in the camps as a guard for free at this point just donate my salary to planned parenthood

The Tankies are right and they have always been right.

Put every trump voter in a concentration camp

I like how every dem statement is like “congrats to our brave and talented troops who expertly carried out this misssion which was totally completely illegal and wrong”

Quaritch got femdommed once and it changed him irreparably. He think he me.

Quaritch got femdommed once and it changed him irreparably. He think he me.

Are precident captured there precident

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

i’m having like debilitating anxiety. I guess it’s from being laid off twice in 3 years and i’ve been at my new job for less than 30 days my my boss set up 9am call for monday before we closed for new years and it’s absolutely going to be nothing but my brain is so broken that it can’t accept it

Also props to James Cameron for introducing a tribe of merchant Na’vi without making then overtly jewish.

Avatar 3 was good and the best part is I don’t have to watch like 20 episodes of a tv show plus a stage show and 2 comic books to prepare for Avatar 4 I can just forget about it and then go “Oh, right!” when there’s a trailer and then see it and enjoy it.

Welcome to Derry absolutely cleared ST this year - even the “I got a job at a hotel, what could go wrong there?” line in the finale landed.

The older strange kids things are gonna meet up in Philly and find out that the cheap owner of the baseball team is also a vessel for the Mind Flayer

If Stranger Things was really the 80s Will’s coming out scene would be taken running from Vecna and Will is like “lets hide in here!” and they run into a local bar. Cut to:

Steve, Jonathan, Robin, Nancy - connected by their collective trauma, vowing to stay together Lucas and Max: Together bound by their trauma Mike: Still focused on El and telling stories of his past trauma Dustin: Connected to Steve forever bc of shared trauma Will:

The Stranger Things spinoff should’ve Jonathan in New York during 9/11. He can try to prove that Vecna did it and just finds out it was just Bush.

Each of these kids killed some one - Nancy and Hooper killed like 100 people. That’s just……fine?

Eleven is very similar to Mr. Trump in that they’ve both been treated very unfairly and abused by nasty people

It probably took 50 takes to get Brett Gelman to pull off a passable “I’m sorry” as a reaction to a brown child dying

My biggest issue in 2025 was unrelenting anxiety and imposter syndrome whenever anything even slightly good happened to the point where I feel like I aged 10 years. I have no idea how to fix this.

My news trees resolution is to go on gear

2025 treated me very unfairly

All of your new year’s resolutions should be to stop being nasty to Mr Starkins

2025 was chopped

Stranger Things but Will’s brother is Molestrios

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If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss

Peed next to Alfonso Ribiero

I was just about to write Isiah Whitlock Jr. a note, Robin

Every day there’s another video of someone like not absolutely loathing their partners company for 2 seconds and there are hundreds of QTs that are like “what ever happened to love like this?” and like, who is hurting you? What’s going on out there?

Watching Die Hard 2 and it’s wild how dated the airport stuff is- like they literally used to let you just like hang out inside the airport to wait for people.

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

The media has been very desirous that a white quarterback do well... There is a little hope invested in Josh Allen and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve.

Yo why didn’t anyone tell me about Welcome to Derry? It’s like 10x better than Stranger Things

Sure you have your token guys like Justin Herbert but at some point you have to wonder if white guys have what it takes to play quarterback in the National Football League

The media has been very desirous that a white quarterback do well... There is a little hope invested in Josh Allen and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve.

Will saying “I don’t like girls” had me thinking what if there was an1980s manospjere you and now I can’t stop picturing Max Headroom being misogynistic

Henry Creel, the boy scout?

writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”

Eb Scrooge, the London financier?