ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS VLADER TIME

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS VLADER TIME

Every Boys episode since season 2 is literally “I'd like to see Homelander wriggle out of THIS jam!” *Homelander wriggles his way of the jam easily* "Oi cunt”

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy isn’t part of the Mummy franchise but it is a sequel to Lee Daniel’s’ The Butler

I’m Flyered up always believed in my boys

bare minimum for my vote is every republican and independent maga voter in a concentration camp by February 2029.

My problem with this season of the Boys is that Freedom Camps are a good idea buy the ones they have are way nicer than the ones we are going to pub Republicans in. Setting expectations too high.

Viktor Orban is the cousin of the late Law & Order star Jerry Orban

Hungary’s biggest export, Hungary Man Frozen Dinners, are gonna be renamed Hungary They/Them Frozen Dinners.

Yes drag him.

Andrew Painter but it’s a portrait of Hammels

Can someone ask Justin Crawford if he agrees with his dad that Dinosaurs didn’t exist?

this one someone should turn into a poster and bring to a game when they’re like 20 games behind the Dodgers in August

Thanks to @fansince09.bsky.social for the inspiration

March Madness brand unleashed

Nurse: Dr. Gosnell the fetus is still viable! Dr Kermit Gosnell:

RIP Kermit Gosnell

People are telling me on the other side that I go too far when insulting conservative woman and that’s true because I hate hypocrites. Practice watch you preach. You as a conservative woman shouldn’t be telling me what you think. Have your husband as the leader household of speak to me.

Baseball teams love to be like hey here’s our new food item, a huge mess of stuff in a bowl that’s too shallow for it that requires utensils and will immediately and irreparably stain any material it comes in contact with and you get a seat with .03 millimeters of elbow room to eat it in good luck

👏DON’T👏START👏HOLY👏WARS👏THAT👏SPREAD👏ACROSS👏THE👏GALAXY👏LIKE👏AN👏UNQUENCHABLE👏FLAME👏

He can finally star in a movie adaptation of the Something Awful Fur Trapper series

I don’t understand why they cut this musical number from Sinners.

The first “one two tree ferr five” before the music hits in rocky road to dublin slaps

The Secret Agent? They made a movie about the job my wife told me when she was actually traveling to Des Moines to sleep with Larry from her Warcraft guild twice a month??

One Battle After Another? They made a movie about my first marriage?!

F1? More like She1 custody of the kids!

Charles B. Barkley winning and oscar and thanking the big ol women from San Antonio

lebron winning all the oscars in a buddy cop comedy with chalamet directed by michael bay

Charles B. Oakley bullying up and coming actor Antione B. Walker into losing his entire net worth playing $100k a hand poker against Michael B. Jordan

Important announcement from are precident

Any credentialed Eagles/Philly sites need someone to cover the fanatics flag football jawn in LA with Jalen, Devonta and Saquon playing? I’m gonna be there

This is janss down the worse season of love is blind - don’t film in the midwest midwest people are chopped

Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

Shakespeare standing in front of a chalkboard, considering what’s written. He raises his chalk and makes one change (obscured by his head, shot from behind). As music becomes audible, the camera swings around to show us that he’s changed “HAMNET” to “HAMLET”. ♫ WHAAAAT IIIII’VE DOOOOONE

*Phil voice* Cmon Bam stop scorin’ points, Bam. I gotta work the mornin’

Johnny “The Limo Driver” Mundt

EXCLUSIVE: Photo of the doctor who gave Maxx Crosby his failed physical

I’m just surprised someone from Czechia would leave the lucrative business of human trafficking to play baseball.

Hazmat Guy: Star Tours, what are you doing here?!!

Bryce Harper: I just had all of the blood in my body cycled through a machine that cleans it. It cost $300,000. This will help me with baseball. Ondřej Satoria: Eh, I just ehh… fix de light. I throw ball now, yes? *Smokes 8 eastern european cigarettes from an unmarked red pack at the same time*

EXCLUSIVE: First look at Donna Kelce’s new home renovations

This is what happens when your pitcher is always hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride

Twitter is gonna be so good in 2029 when all of the Trump supporters are in concentration camps.

This is what happens when your pitcher is always hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride

*Gamera fight song tune* Mr. Trump

The Israeli Cool Runnings remake would have a scene with Israeli Yul Brenner saying “I will be famous and live here” and then he shows a picture of a house a Palestinian family is already living in.

This show was never good. One of the most overhyped shows ever also fuck Whedon