Canada fans in anticipation for your next game here are important lyrics: The cowards are scared shoot shooot The cowards are scared shoot shoot shot the boer shoot shoot shoot the farmer shoot shoot

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

I am Jack’s complete inability to understand the offsides rule

USMNT is a FELONY FRAUD

The most annoying guy i’ve ever met in my life was turkish so losing this game would be painful

This is why players need to show ID! they don’t look turkish to me.

We were winning big like nobody’s ever seen and then all of these goals come in like bing bing and the refs are rigging their calls and it’s a horrible thing for our country!

Jaime Harrison getting absolutely smoked on twitter. He’s at the “dance puppets, dance!” part of being owned but we’ll be on “you’re bullying a disabled person” soon enough

At Jays game and it’s good to see the Canadians know how to honor one of the greats, @fansince09.bsky.social #ShouldOfKept

Sixers drafted @phylan.website

Doctor Congo

“Mr. Rodríguez, stop eating our sesame cake. STOP EATING OUR SESAME CAKE” - DR Congo

Jaylen Brown come to the Sixers you and Joel will kill each other but maybe it would be after reaching the ECF

*Phil voice* Cmon Bam don’t play with Giannis Bam

I’m an adult with adult money.

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On Iraqi sports talk radio they’re saying how they’d never lose this badly if Uday Hussein was still around. “Say what you will but at least he cared.”

Iraq is versing Freedom

The Axis Of Weasel finally has to verse Iraq

I’ve maybe watched Messi play 4 times in my life but I’m pretty convinced he’s the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen.

Weird that Toy Story 5 replaced credit bloopers with clips of each toy giving a full throated endorsement of Israel

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Glorious Nippon may be my pick to win it all

This is nerdy as hell but I’ve now had the All Your Base Are Belong To Us version of Country Roads in my head since Friday

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Skipping this Ecuador game so I have enough left in the tank to go all out for Glorious Nippon tonight

If you had a terminal illness and were given 2 weeks to live would you Do It? You know exactly what I’m referencing too

Now he’s even stealing material from Wesley Snipes!

Ishmael Kony’s child army has a good medical team he’ll be fine

This is going to be Canada’s last ever world cup because they will of joined are nation before the next one

Rooting for Qatar because they treat are precident fairly. Canada is very nasty and treats us very badly with trade

Gonna root for Uzbeckybeckystan in honor of the late Herman Cain

Rubbish footy

Air to Ground Message: FYI 35 YEAR OLD MALE SEAT 24 E HAS PASSED OUT 3 TIMES IS AWAKE NOW. FA ARE TRYING TO REACH MEDLINK NOW. ENGLISH SOCCER FAN WHO HAS ONLY CONSUMED BEER TODAY. Area: Louisville, KY, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a5cc94e6dad F: #f2904c1ddd3

England are pants

“Mr. Ronaldo, stop eating our sesame cake!” - DR Congo

Phillies midseason 2022 needs: Right handed OF bat, 5th starter, setup man Phillies midseason 2026 needs: Right handed OF bat, 5th starter, setup man. Good job Dave!

I haven’t seen a Painter get shelled like that since 1945

When I will grow up I will by a army and save Philadelphia and destroy New York

75% of Portland residents are just doing a bit.

Well at least Knicks fans can finally stop doing the “If the Knicks were in the finals the ratings would be better!” thing that they’ve been doing since the 90s

@fansince09.bsky.social FYI HBO has a new series about San Antonio

This is Basketball 9/11

Folks have you seen this Grover house? Bad house! Not a house I would build and believe me I know how to build. I call him Bad Buildin’ Grover, manu people call him other things but I say Bad Buildin’ Grover. We’re looking very strongly into this and many other things

I’m also anti-prison but all knicks fans should be pre-crime arrested

Knicks fans can’t go to the game in San Antonio because they need all of those seats for the big ol women

the shanghai tunnels are problematically named