Growing up in the 1980s with the name RJ was rough because people would always be like, "Ha-ha, like J.R. Ewing." Also, I, too, was shot and the authorities took the entire summer to discover that it was by my scheming sister-in-law/mistress .

The Mets’ playoff chances mirroring Kamala Harris on 538

First Chiefs win since January.

I never would’ve figured it out without this website

Currently throwing Eisenhower Dollars in the air in celebration

As of last week, 24,455 distinct athletes had been remembered across more than 36,000 submitted grids. Let's crunch the data. defector.com/who-gets-rem...

What are you doing now instead of the Eagles game? I’m going through my late father-in-law’s coin collection, occasionally dropping coins like I’m Tank Bisby.

“Per Field of Schemes, ’the absolute minimum cost to D.C. taxpayers for Harris’s RFK Stadium site project, then, is $7.5 billion,‘ but could potentially be up to three times as much as that by the end of the lease.” defector.com/the-commande...

I have started a very specific, very stupid baseball card collection #RememberSomeGuys #RSG

I grew up in a Crystal Light household so I identify on a spiritual level with those women with big Stanely cups that can only drink flavored water.

Well, that and curiosity

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I love when managers get ejected. Any manager I’m not at all particular

I think the coyotes are tearing down this sign

Got my son this toy truck that looks like a box of Newports

I don’t remember this guy getting canonized

“It’s An-U-Sol, not Anus-ol, or that’s the way I’ve been saying it in the commercials for years now.” inews.co.uk/culture/book...

Huh. Wonder if you can park here.

“Comments ranged from ‘not a hope in hell’ to ‘I could not think of anyone more unfit’ and ‘I would genuinely rather we didn’t have a president at all.‘” defector.com/conor-mcgreg...

I love "data journalism" defector.com/who-gets-rem...

I like that Sandra Boynton’s website has not really changed since it launched

If there’s one thing I’ve learned

Also Rizzler as the bat boy in the Natural remake.

“The third-to-last video posted to Charlie Kirk’s YouTube account is titled, ‘The Key to the Phillies Karen That Everyone is Missing.’” defector.com/never-try-to...

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

“she recounted Mr. Shapiro questioning an aide about the pieces of art he could use to decorate the vice president's residence” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/u...

Wow, my badge looks different

“If you decide to start collecting them, just know that the hobby breaks people, and should only be pursued by those who truly cannot live without prismatic stickers representing The Gate and Monkey Shines.” dinosaurdracula.com/blog/mausole...

meanwhile the government this week says i committed a felony while reporting this story about how NBC edited a tribute to terrorism victims out of its 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony broadcast because only people in the UK are "authorized" to watch the BBC

It's messed that they would do this to the guy who co-hosted Win Ben Stein's Money.

I’m on The Distraction with @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social this week talking about living with neuroendocrine cancer, and a few other things. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

“I hadn’t graduated to hard liquor, but I found you could get a good buzz on from five or six beers.” defector.com/hank-thompso...

“The 54-year-old also claimed he meant to transfer £20 to his friend who stole the limited edition piece, but accidentally added another zero onto the sum.” metro.co.uk/2025/09/18/b...

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Today's article is FREE because we strongly believe children need more glam bands performing in a blank void. @merrittk.com will elaborate. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...

Doing some hard-hitting journalism today (emailing Sabrina Carpenter’s management to ask if she’s ever been to Q-Mart)

Live every Sonic day like it’s your last Sonic day

Joey Merlino and a man identified as “LiL Snuff” made a video where they hand an undersized novelty check worth $5,500 to a priest and nun from St. Monica’s as part of some sort of feud with Pat’s King of Steaks. www.instagram.com/reel/DOofwqO...

The estate of Jill McElmurry must clarify Little Blue Truck canon for the good of the fandom. Does the Little Blue Truck drive himself, or is Toad the driver?

I do most of my book shopping at the TJ Maxx nowadays

How do you stop a serial killer? defector.com/how-do-you-s...

“Wyllie, 61, of Bellingham, Washington, had been promised $5,000 a week for life. Now he's looking for a new job, but he's not hopeful, since he hasn't worked for more than 10 years.” 6abc.com/post/publish...

Homer simpson has been fired from his job for saying "Change the channel Marge" at Frank Grimes' funeral

i think all sodas are beautiful

“Sometimes, you have to get outside your comfort zone to create awareness”—Tom Brady on playing in a 5-on-5 flag football tournament in Saudi Arabia sponsored by Michael Rubin’s company and hosted by Kevin Hart www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...

Someone tagged Dylan Thomas on the playground slide. The latest Banksy??

smdh I will not be swayed by what is clearly yellow journalism

“Going by this description, Bananas Foster—the official non-profit of Banana Ball, the corporate parent of the Savannah Bananas—uses donor funds to purchase tickets and merchandise from the Savannah Bananas, in order to invite guests to Savannah Bananas baseball games” defector.com/the-official...

Wait, The Pitt is a drama?!? defector.com/for-a-good-t...

College deans don’t get pranked the way they used to. We’ve allowed them to get complacent.