The back and forth between Artemis and the science team, the real time description of things as they see them, has been so neat.

I feel bad for Ezra. He seemed perfectly fine. Those other guys didn't seem particularly better than him at all.

No. No!

reading your “posts”-

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Glad @wxpnfm.bsky.social played this just as my 50+ year-old self started to fall asleep on a Friday night in 2026.

lol thank you Phillies

Opened birthday gifts a week and a half early and my god, I can’t wait to crack this open.

Sorry, I have to.

Question for @eastwes.bsky.social - Will Artemis pass close enough to the moon to see what Pence saw?

SPY magazine, April 1988.

These are all pretty nice, but no. 1 was the winner back then. I have an old necktie from Wannamaker's that's green with the 76 bell logo patterened on it in orange and yellow.

I work on the 38th floor and when I'm in a conference room and see a bug on the window outside, I always think, "Buddy, you're up too high. This is bird height!"

All I'm saying is, if the place is called "Crazy Sushi," I expect weird shapes, imaginary fish, rice that isn't rice, etc.

Today's surprising "song that someone is driving around the neighborhood playing at very high volume": Carly Simon's "Coming Around Again" (from the soundtrack to the Nora Ephron-written, Mike Nichols-directed 1986 major motion picture HEARTBURN)

He grabs your lapels, pulling your face in as he hisses, "Listen, it was the city's longest-tenured artisanal flatbread pizza shop and now it's just *gone*? Do you have any idea what that *means*?"

Went past the Jerk Store this morning and they had little cafe tables out? Are they going to start selling coffee now? That doesn't make any sense!

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Finally watching THE STUDIO. Did they try to get Tim Robbins or no? Or just trying to make an old reference?

Well, just time to relax and check my bracket on this rainy Friday morning!

"Air Force Communications Command," slide 22 of 24 [gallery]

Oh look, it's a major plot point of Albert Brooks' dystopian novel 2030: THE REAL STORY OF WHAT HAPPENS TO AMERICA, come to life.

there's a story i always wanted to dive into if/when Nebraska ever made an NCAA run, but never got the chance. Maybe the wildest exit in college hoops history... The night Moe Iba coached the Huskers in their first NCAA Tournament game and handed in his letter of resignation *as he left the floor*

Watching NCAA on CBS and an ad cheerily saying “Watch FBI followed by CIA!” CHRIST NO. WHAT IS 2026? (I know but still. Good fuck.)

Zach Pop?!? Love it! #phillies

Years ago, I photoshopped old WPA syphilis posters so that they instead warn people about Philadelphia and they still sort of make sense.

NEWHART, season one, 1982. Go Phils.

It is once again time for eight months of the baseball.

I got a spreadshirt tee made with this phrase and it is one of my favorite t-shirts.

First a shoutout by Harry Kalas (!) on the telecast, then Jerry Horgan interviewed - "I love baseball and I love the Phillies, and I go to every opening day game, no matter where it's at."

In honor of opening day, why not watch Jerry's home-burned DVD of his Phillies highlights (including Richie Ashburn saying "Let's get the fuck outta here"):

Following INHERENT VICE (Loved it!Should do VICELAND?) with this. Why are Gen Xers right wing fucks according to polls? We should be the opposite. Boomer scum holding us down, nuclear fear all our lives, tech dystopia, etc. This has a lot of Philly as a microcosm I guess. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

Day of the OJ verdict, I was in a radio news class. Assignment was to produce a breaking piece. We had our tape recorders by the TV. We all had to edit around our prof’s shocked “NO!” when it was announced. This was a hardened journalist who’d been chased out of his country by the military.

Happy Opening Day

That's a picture of me next to the coffin. / S04E19 The Implant

Oh INHERENT VICE has that Polymarket bar, but back in 1970.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Too many of you are talking about the Criterion Flash Sale and not enough are worried about the Barbarian FASH in the White House putting the country up for SALE smdh

Finally reading INHERENT VICE and kind of wishing it had come out in the 80s and there'd been an elaborate Infocom text-based game of it, like HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

I remember this, it was when the Cher's Luggage World chain went out of business in 1989.

Free kung fu exhibitions

From the files. Print directly from the artist.

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Like EVERY router is made outside the U.S. 9to5mac.com/2026/03/24/y...

Name at Birth Ermes Effron Borgnino

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

Boy, that Dobalina guy really pissed him off.