I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

Holy shit

Not now, mysterious freezing cold submarine-eating underwater structures

"What's your gender?" "Rabbi Yochanan."

“erm you can’t just criticize me for using AI; it’s a tool” buddy fucking watch me. you have no idea how broad i can get. the sheer array of sweeping judgment at my disposal is staggering. i can, and will, generalize about you in terms that will make your head spin

Schindler and Grogu's List

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

Just sat behind two teenagers who were arguing whether the softball game they were watching was a softball game. “Then why aren’t they kicking the ball?” one of them asked. Checkmate.

I’m sorry i just nearly dropped my handheld while watching a reaction because WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LINE FROM DRAKES ALBUM

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

defending the racial purity of the eastern mediterranean's ancient/mythical elite is one of the funniest possible ways to be racist

obvious pivot to neo soul

confirmed. My great grandpa used to claim he was one of them but old polacks are shameless fibbers

this isn't just useful it's flat-out beautiful

post a meme made by you

Rapidly vacillating between thinking this is the worst image of all time and the greatest image of all time

every "where are the protest songs" sentiment ever uttered has always been at bottom "why does the inchoate, unstable present not resemble the smoothly narrativized fairy tales i've been sold about the past"

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

The president of Cornell hit some students with his car, lied about what happened, and cast himself as the victim. Cornell's trustees, palpably aghast at the idea that a powerful man could be held accountable for his actions, have issued an official statement saying fuck the students

The A's should have to sit out rivalry weekend. The rivalry with the Giants was purely geographical so it doesn't exist anymore Bonus is the Giants also sit so their fans get a reprieve

okay but it did seem like they were just gonna keep adding blades to razors there for a while

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

you can sing this question to the tune of what will we do with a drunken sailor

This passage was fire the day he wrote it, has remained fire for the last 90 years, and will still be fire until we have achieved justice so lasting that the people cannot even conceive of the concepts Steinbeck was describing

The screen in the elevator today had the NL West standings but the Rockies were just straight up omitted. Fair tbh

The NOAA has special agents??? They won't give my sisters and brothers at the NLRB a gun and badge but the weather people can hunt people down and arrest them

And it's happening for reasons DIRECTLY caused by Trump's foreign policy!t's not like how it was back then where you could say "Ah, the economy is just gonna be the economy," no, this is 100% Trump's fault and now we got stories about how we can all make that last dollar stretch. Fuck off lmao

Short version: yes, buttons are getting worse. Long version: by and large, apps and programs and websites these days are effectively dumb terminals -- when you click a button they do no processing on their own, and instead send the data to a central server, which sends a response back. (1/4)

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

"Which presidents have been circumcised?" may be the topic that ends Bluesky

I was thinking about when I should set my alarm for tomorrow and my brain came up with "1992." Yes, the year. No, I'm not fine.

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

Henri Éclair

Made me remember this classic:

One thing I like about Big Pants being back is that you can put your hands in your pockets and look cool again. You can't even get your hands into slim pants, much less look boss standing like that

things you find deep in secondary hdds

The challenge signal should be kicking dirt at the umpire

The first time in history an exchange like this has led anywhere good

a glitch led to a very concise thumbnail

Every answer I've seen to this is correct. Especially the one that said Gillian Anderson though I'd expand the era for her to be "each and every 10 year span from 1993 to present"

slightly increase a band The Backstreet Adolescents

this looks like an extra tough captcha test