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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I was old enough to be reading the blogs when arctic monkeys hit and the hype train was so wild that I never listened to them on a sort of theory that disappointment was inevitable. 10 years later I got around to the album and imagine my surprise when I realized I liked it

This country hates women so much. ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

I am on the Margaret Court feed waiting for the mixed doubles match featuring Kyrgios and Fernandez to start and the crowd is getting restless too. They have sung Sweet Caroline and Wonderwall already, a cappella. Like five rounds of Aussie Aussie Aussie. I MUST attend this tournament

seductive bear was a hit but this is the one that would cause real issues at work

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

Thrrrrrrread!

i just don't think people like gavin newsom and amy klobuchar actually believe in anything but helping themselves, and the farther away from power they are, the better off we will all be. and if you think we have to settle for them, that's a skill issue

X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew

Every picture of Bovino looks like an outtake from the scene in the Dark Knight where Heath Ledger's Joker isn't wearing makeup.

It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

honestly, if you saw iga's insane charge forward, def same energy lol

I remain awestruck that you can be chief WH correspondent of the New York Times while apparently accepting the version of history that you were taught in grade school in the 1970’s

Anecdote: something I've noticed increasingly during Trump II is the number of young (under 25) white men who want to file a lawsuit against their employer for things like "a woman laughed at me at my job" or "my female coworkers are always talking to each other and then go silent when I walk by."

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

I'm going to repost two posts back to back that I think go together

I've been having random AO matches from yesterday going in the background while I work today so I just saw what Osaka wore to the court. I love her but ma'am this is a Wendy's

what if the orcas and cows team up

ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam

When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

bro they got a moonballer playing against madison keys right now. they got a usta 3.0 player in the australian open. i'm so baffled about what is happening

the retailer for most of these flags is the aptly named "Giant American Flag Presentations"

Absolutely dying at the Air Lorraine Motel 7s

i am learning that all norwegian men of a certain age are indistinguishable to me from karl ove knausgaard

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

post a car picture you took

european heads of state:

lol goddamn

Weird art I just accidentally made with my phone camera

this is genuinely incredible

a bruise is internal bleeding

you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...

In response to CBS News, BP is going to begin Water Wednesdays. Basically everything will be the same, we’ll just remind you every so often in the middle of an article to make sure you’re hydrated

ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms

I will never forgive Gocomics for wiping all their old comments

I blame this on the fact that C&H and Far Side were both extremely widely available despite being two of the greatest works of art in the history of this shithole country

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

there's no left in third way's center

One of the few positives about the last decade or so is people are starting to get hip to the fact that the Luddites were right all along.

i’m sure there’s psycho stuff in there i’d have missed at the time, but scott adam’s old books probably inoculated me from ever having linkedin brain or respecting anyone who told me they had a black belt in six sigma

/3 That process will make it easier for this to happen again. So: what to do? Someone who promoted and both-sidesed Nazis in 1946 would face economic and social annihilation outside of extremists circles. How can we inflict that annihilation on the vapid media of now?

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be