Day 2 of my Philly library card not working on Libby. As far as I can tell there is nothing wrong with my card, no renewal or anything needed. It just won’t work on Libby

You might think this makes me feel better about the Phillies and you’re wrong I won’t feel better until I’m there in person to boo them

Top 5 comics moment of the 2000's Just cathartic release from the Dissembled era to her.

Gosh darn it I’m invested in the Scrubs interns

Of course a new song I like ends up as the final wrap-up song drop on an episode of Scrubs…real ouroborous situation for my music taste.

The Matrix Trilogy poster set #TheMatrix

sorry but it's so funny to be one of the last actual human beings getting paid a decent rate to review books for legacy media and pull this shit

Two outs left in the game just need a 12 run rally here

Took four games for a position player pitching appearance. Very good sign.

At least the Sixers will never disappoint me

I am the Mother Jones assignment editor apparently

If it wasn’t every single player on the team it might be less annoying

At least it’s just spring training and none of these games count

7th inning was the first clean inning of the game for Phillies pitching tonight

He gonna get shelled

I want Dave Dombrowski carted out of town pelted by tomatoes

Well Garcia has hit a few balls today that’s something.

the thing thats just not coming through in the coverage of, well of anything but particularly the war, is that theres literally no reason for any of it and republicans are making your life worse but cant explain why or what the payoff is supposed to be

Phils appear to have exactly one good pitcher on staff so far this year

This Otto Kemp bit in the outfield is a bad joke

Vibes in terlet

Can’t have Harper keep doing that this year

Nats pitcher lets a couple runs and then beans the best player. Nasty behavior.

Well I normally don’t turn Phillies games off but this one really ticked me off

Final Crisis

White Sox having a better season than than the Phillies

What’s the win/loss data on games with Rafael Marchan

They were right

RIP The Phillies they can’t beat the Nationals

Not one redeeming moment. You guys won back to back NL East titles and you’re letting the Nationals do this to you

…what

Taijuan Walker seems like a genuinely great guy. That said, GET HIM OFF THE TEAM

Dang 2 hits before the fifth inning Phillies are never losing again

Every player on this team is playing the worst they’ve ever played in every facet of the game. Don’t tell me it’s games 4 it’s bad

Nationals are employing an interesting strategy of “just hit a ball”

The boos are fast and furious

The only word to describe the Phillies’ last 19 innings of baseball is “disgrace”

Don't worry, everyone! It's only March!

Umpires shouldn’t be allowed to eject in the first inning short of a fist fight

James Wood is going to hit a grand slam

This season is going to be a disaster.

Yeah cool eject the manager in the first inning that’s fair

The offense is limp, yes but I am more worried about the pitching. They’ll eventually hit the ball

Look at my baseball team dawg Bryce Harper is never winning a World Series

The distinctively American language of politicized white evangelicalism this woman speaks is only about 50 years old. It was still considered a fairly embarrassing element of the GOP coalition in 2012 when it manifested in the form of Rick Santorum and Michele Bachmann. Now it's the only note.

WB is no doubt banking on a Harry Potter series being a huge financial hit but the normie opinion on this remake is, "Why? The movies are good." Trailer just looks like a weird off-brand version. Throw in that Rowling has gone full conspiracy bigot freak and can't shut up about her obsession?

When you pray do not be like the hypocrites, etc etc (Matthew 6:5)

Dumb people are allowed to make good art too and that’s beautiful