maybe arresting and prosecuting presidents will catch on

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

everyone please enjoy my new favorite statue

me on my honeymoon in paris

[danny glover voice] i'm too auld for this shit

watched two limited release '25 dramas today where embattled protagonists dance it out and i think it's time for a moratorium

on top of everything else, rough time to be a Wire fan

hit a crosswalk button in downtown LA last night and the automated voice said "CHANGE PASSWORD" so that's probably fine

We Bury the Dead really came for me with needle drops from Metric, Amyl and the Sniffers, and PJ Harvey

just finished: Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, ★★★★★ app.thestorygraph.com/books/044d7e...

quinn got christmas'd at the groomers today

Reminder for the new year

it's time to start transitioning pie to a breakfast food

Young Adult (2011)

MARTIN SUPREME ★★★★½

our Holiday Spirits anthology kickstarter is live! here's your chance to spend some of that gift money on spooky #comics — including one by me and @countpagan.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...

all-in on nolan's odyssey, but will admit that when i've wondered what odysseus sounded like, "regular matt damon" never occurred to me

may we all sleep in big beds with our wives tonite

pretty cool how we all live here now

jesus finally returns to earth, gets a good look at how we celebrate his bday, and slowly backs outta existence like homer in the bushes

A Christmas Carol (1843) is one of our most enduring stories bc it rightly insists that to get wealthy ppl to do the right thing, we gotta scare the shit outta them first

the big existential stuff about consumer AI is important to keep yelling about, but an underrated argument against its proliferation is that it's starting to make simple, everyday things harder and more annoying (and it's gonna get worse)

these three ghosts could've been an email

the receipt is in there too, in case you already have eight maids a-milkin'

it's christmas and eve, not christmas and steve

introducing bold new ideas to the marvel cinematic universe, such as robert downey jr. and chris evans, just to name a few

a little wary of the instances where "AI" is mentioned being used here, but that stuff aside: holy shit, you guys www.latimes.com/california/s...

just finished: Nineteen Claws and a Black Bird by Agustina Bazterrica, ★★★☆☆ app.thestorygraph.com/books/e9c689...

thank you, Jimmy! 🩷🎸 agree that @hvon.bsky.social's art is, generally, pretty perfect

kinda thought i was over christopher nolan, but that odyssey trailer 👀

fuck, man

way mo' money, waymo problems

do yourself an emotional favor and assume that he's healthy enough to finish the term

did not expect the epstein files to look like neon was about to drop another osgood perkins movie

i'm at the combination donald trump john f kennedy center for the performing arts

Ballots for California statehood in 1849 were in both Spanish and English

recent @criterion.bsky.social acquisitions

at an old job, the apple chart got shared in slack and our head of marketing — who we were regularly pitching creative to — was like "yeah i don't picture anything"

catching up on "best of '25" album lists and this Water from Your Eyes record is wow wow wow #nowplaying waterfromyoureyes.bandcamp.com/album/its-a-...

thank god

speculation over his health just reminds me of all the checks and systems and so-called principles that failed us, actually

donating my trump check directly to woke

can you explain this 11 month gap in your podcasting resume? yes, that was when i was deputy director of the fbi

Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?

got gold belly for our corporate holiday gift and man, if you feel torn about buying your burrito a taxi, try booking a flight for a key lime pie

reading these blockade posts

ballroom's finished

rewatched Black Christmas (1974) last night and forgot how really good it is — Margo Kidder as a great final girl fake-out and seriously one of the creepiest, perfectly understated horror endings ever

as a liberal activist, rob reiner had one the highest badges of effectiveness: he annoyed the south park guys

at some point, statistically, there has to be good news again