been playing a lot of Sand Land sporadically over the past several months :) 🧡 akira toriyama character designs! this was so fun!!

Final Fantasy Tactics music and sound effects... the perfect background noise for my brain

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

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thinking about art when i am making the art and thinking about art when i am not making the art

if i lived in a walkable city again... (*tentative chuckles*) and was paid a dependable living wage... (*laughter*) for making art... (*howls, applause break*) i'd be way healthier and happier! (*standing ovation*)

thinking about art when i am making the art and thinking about art when i am not making the art

if you can't handle me at my REAL TWEE, you don't deserve me at my samba!!

i need music about being proud and powerful and full of love (samba)

whenever i notice too many cool strangers are following me i get the urge to post something like "jack off all trades master of cum" does that make sense

i laugh at my friend's death threat joke before noticing my beautiful wife is frowning and angry about it, and so i quickly contort my expression to match hers

dear anyone curious, i'm not currently available for in-person work* (shooting photo/video) but i'm VERY available for remote work (digital illustration/painting, album cover/poster design, video editing) i have been doing more of the latter and less of the former and i'm grateful for it rn :) ty

now listening for the first time :0

if i lived in a walkable city again... (*tentative chuckles*) and was paid a dependable living wage... (*laughter*) for making art... (*howls, applause break*) i'd be way healthier and happier! (*standing ovation*)

Gabe Cube

you know how people talk about slasher movies using like buckets and buckets of fake blood? my cubicle is kind of like that right now, but with tissues of snot

oh i'll say it... people who hate fade outs at the end of songs need to grow up!!

True Tales of Dentistry

this comic is also twitch streaming except bezos gets a cut of the $5 each time

looking at the Toy Story 5 teaser image and thinking "there was a Toy Story 4?" and remembering: oh yeah there was and i saw it in theaters with my mom (she didn't care for it)

what if all the squishmallows d*ed tomorrrow....,,.,.,..,.,..,. how would u, feel ?

bowie

pathetic, bobby. get a grip

i like weed and healthcare and feeding people and being gay and apparently there’s no political party for that in america

cussing and swearing

a cass mccombs drawing i did

okay i watched this one good stuff the first half especially good (toshiro... rules)

a cass mccombs drawing i did

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Conservatives are like "This is what they took from you" and it's just Joe the Camel

when i get severe brain damage from microplastics or something in 2077 im gonna be talking abt “combination pizza hut and taco bell” summer like the boomers talk abt beatlemania

finally watching Shin Godzilla for the first time and, yeah, true

*mitski voice* i don't like my meds

i love life

abolish ICE

so, my favorite part of this was i recognized the Henry Purcell rondeau they play in one scene... :)

now watching this for the first time :)

i have hbo max which movie should i watch rn — High and Low (1963) — Pride and Prejudice (2005) — Sinners (2025) — Weapons (2025)

have completed a few of these and i can still take on more! it is nice to make art remotely and be paid for it!

would love to do more of these quick digital illustrations on top of people's photos! $20-30 for the line drawing and a few colors of one figure and a background (please add $20 per person pictured) you provide the photo of the portrait you'd like me to draw DM me if you're interested! 👼

rocking a new pfp thx to @tipcalculator.bsky.social

did you hear about the twee improv show director? Yes Anderson?

i gotta pick liz pelly's spotify book back up i will do it... now

fuck Cornell

4x4 friday except a little bit broken and missing stuff

its right behind you dumbass

feeling normal

if you don't see my posts, go into your bluesky advanced moderation settings and turn off the "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" filter. i am flagged with this label, on account of all of the cartoon porno that I post