Penguins EBUG is Erika Kirk?!?!?

Sid Crosby waking up and starting his day the same way he always does: mayonnaise on an untoasted English muffin with a side of gherkin pickles

Consulting the holy texts as I prepare for this evening

Flyers

my Beloved

Spam texts are getting incredibly harder to spot

I oppose this article! I have strong objections to anyone reading this.

its just too spicy to think about not only beating the piss out of Crosby and the Pens but than ALSO getting to play against Giroux in the 2nd round. Its too much spice.

Flyers in 6 but if they lose in 5,6,7 thats fine. I cannot live with a sweep.

Dan there are times when the universe beckons us into action. When forces larger than all of us gently show us a path forward...

Saying Flyers in 6 for a few reasons: 1. Flyers are young and dumb and don't know any better. Loose and sexy. 2. Like Tocchet to understand how to make Sid/Geno/Kris uncomfortable. 3. Very scared of special teams Pens huge advantage 4. We have the better goalie

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So much hate in the city. It’s the best. Penguins Braves Celtics. Let it consume you.

This was incredible and we spit on pictures of Geno Malkin on air.

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

can bluesky handle playoff posting or no bc figure it out

its gotta smell so crazy on that bus

Game 1 is SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8pm listen man thats some good drinking weather

Disappointing lack of discussion about each team’s level of jam out there

this is a really fantastic breakdown but it doesn't showcase any sort of "ratty" or "shit stirring" metric each of these teams clearly possess. I need to see dipshit rankings.

this is a really fantastic breakdown but it doesn't showcase any sort of "ratty" or "shit stirring" metric each of these teams clearly possess. I need to see dipshit rankings.

Time to get spicy

Sixers Celtics Flyers Penguins Sure. This always works out for us.

Drummond lmao

Can the Sixers wear these jerseys all playoffs?

Since Liverpool suck a butt I'm in on Luis Diaz being happy

Which newspaper will be brave enough to run a POPE WAR headline

if Geese is a psyop what makes Angine de Poitrine

Flyers are in the playoffs.

Where is big diaper boy Tom Wilson’s tweets now

Watching Godzilla Minus One all night

that Toho logo hit me like a howitzer baby youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg

Get rid of Slot bring Xabi home and lets open some beers

Mama stinks why did we get rid of Kelleher

just please end this Liverpool season its painful to watch this shit

Liverpool dont embarrasses us too much Im begging you. Lose 2-0 at the most.

Playoff hockey is back and you know what means: playlists with Nickleback are suddenly acceptable

Where’s the best place in Philly to get this cut?

Flyers extreme house money vibes we're so happy to be here this is great we have no expectations. I love this.

Ok, with the Flyers now back in the playoffs, it's time for BlueSky's Favorite Non Political Game: NAME SOME GUYS! I'll start: Dmitry Yushkevich

I can't focus on anything else

Nurse: 38 year old male, knocked on his ass so hard by a Philadelphia Flyer his ass shattered Dr Robby: GIVE ME 40 CC’s OF MAYO STAT

Do you remember how hard Geno Malkin stumped for John Fetterman? All those Sheetz commercials featuring the two of them sharing a sausage croissant?

One thing to get ready for in Game 1: the Penguins will receive a cheap 5 on 3 at some point in the game. It will happen.

Shameful

MAGA has to choose their side: His holiness the Pope or Sid Crosby and Donald Trump

Let everyone sit tonight. Put Scott Hartnell back on skates. Let Brian Boucher play goalie while doing color commentary. Give Tim Saunders second line minutes.

Sidney Crosby is WEAK on crime

damn they’re really going to the yoffs with the worst power play in the league.