really need that Gelb tweet today. Imagine the Gelb tweet at 3:45pm on a Friday

there is a man on the bus explaining the concept of strombolis to whoever is on the other end of his phone

How would I save Star Wars if you gave me control? Glad you asked. I would introduce betting. You could bet on what was going to happen in Star Wars.

Can’t watch these Piss Penguins pee all over the Flyers

timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

Bo Bichette we need you now more than ever

Flyers lost all their juice and spice

Godspeed Ranger

you gotta be a sick individual to be enjoying the New Jersey Devils implosion

waiting on the next Gelb tweet

do people without kids know how HOT these Harlem Wizards games are? Very fun, Globetrotters-lite experience at high school gyms. My daughter reminded me FIVE days in a row about tickets going on sale.

Thank you, The San Francisco 49ers

more Sirianni: "I wuz a bad widdle boy and my tummy hurtz and I'm sowwry"

just saw Mike McDaniel at Ishkabibbles he was ordering just a small french fry to go

reports of thousands of shirtless men are amassing at Cottman and Frankford all drinking ice cold beers and hugging and kissing each other

Now do Sirianni

friday beers come to tuesday night

new more spicy Gelb tweets

Steelers fans LOVE to tell you "we've only ever had 3 coaches"

Pittsburgh Steelers coach Nick Sirianni

tuna fish sandwich discourse: how delightful is it when you are enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, and some of that tuna fish salad falls out of the sandwich and you make a mini sandwich with two potato chips with that???

Bring back Sal Fasano as 1C if it means Bo Bichette is a Phillie

"As rival clubs are beginning to view the Phillies as Bo Bichette’s most serious suitor, a development even the Phillies would not have envisioned last month, the momentum toward a surprising match is difficult to ignore." Matt Gelb tossing some red pepper flakes into our soup

GELB TWEET

Sharing this clip from a Tubi original, Suspicious Lea. I rewinded to watch this a few times

thinking about memorial day weekend and drinking a ton of cold beers outside

Announce A Bo Bichette signing and at his press conference he gets to ceremoniously fire Nick Sirianni

Need some Bichette news

just waiting for that Gelb tweet

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Xabi Alonso

How is the Bo Bichette zoom call going. Whats his background set as? Is it blurry by default? Is he using headphones?

do you have that new song you told me to listen to

exonerate the Patullo house eggers immediately

Can't be online today. A dire day to be plugged in.

He threw it into triple coverage instead of AJ 1 on 1

Throw it to AJ one last time

He’s gone

Season on the line he is throwing 2 yards

Let’s manifest Bo Bichette

It’s over

It’s over

Only thing that makes sense is that Kevin Patullo is a sweepstakes winner

“And I would ask them to deflate the ball this much…”

This is disgusting

The moment KP gets fired will be like a city wide holiday

Run on 2nd and 18 you idioms