Just in time for Election Day, when all the dumb people will think Trump fixed the problem (after conveniently forgetting that he caused it)

More like Bad Keller

The funny thing about Aidan Miller’s back, Jules…

The closest Trump gets to Elvis is the strong probability he’ll die on the toilet

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

Holiday weekend Friday beers baby

gotta say: I think the next president we elect should have a functioning theory of mind

How it feels to be sitting on a Cris Sanchez Cy Young ticket after this weekend

Buttigieg on Duffy: "I love roadtrips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded roadtrip lasted about 7 months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different. To make roadtrips unaffordable & then go around celebrating your own roadtrip is actually why people are frustrated about"

Gregory Soto is the gift that keeps on giving

Trea Turner in the Epstein files? Many are saying

For WHAT

Same energy

does Tunnel Vision refer to looking past Les Wexner and Dr. Richard Strauss??

I am super into MILFS: Moms I Like to have conversations with about the Flyers

Feel the Shake was the Flyers’ best goal song of the last 15 years

Eat 👏 the 👏 rich 👏

people who don’t use the scheduling assistant in outlook should go to jail

Joe Biden is outta control, man

The ghost of Nick Castellanos possessed Trea Turner

Who’s the guy who decided to install the main broadcast camera on the Lenovo Center floor? I just want to talk

Every time the Flyers are about to get a power play, they need to goon it up to go 4 on 4. Carolina looks lost with all that open ice and the Flyers have been lost on the PP since the first Obama administration

Thank you for your opinion Mr Pushoff

WANTED BOSTON ✅ BEAT BOSTON ✅

The Boston Celtics blew a 3-1 lead

This is for sure just to set up the story of the Playoff P flu game

Rob Thomson died for Philadelphia’s sins

Cam York deserved that so much. What a series from the kid

Did the Philadelphia Flyers really just end the Crosby/Malkin/Letang big 3 era of the Pittsburgh Penguins

So nervous that I might just have to watch OT on my phone from the toilet

The Flyers are losing this series. The Penguins have figured them out and they can’t figure out Silovs.

Society if Rasmus Ristolainen would decide to rip a few clappers from the point every now and then on the power play

If you or a loved one has watched the Philadelphia Flyers power play, you may be entitled to financial compensation

It can’t happen soon enough

If you think Joel Embiid is soft, not only do you not know ball, but you’re just a dickhead. This man will die for his country Philadelphia

lol

Laura needs to just give these kids an open mic so they can thank God and then she can ask her questions. None of them have answered her first question to them

Giants loading up on whackjobs is some strategy

I don’t know how it’s possible but Fernando Mendoza has perfectly balanced being a complete dork and being an absolute dog

The Phillies are really trying their damnedest to kill the vibes huh

I put this on right before the second period so yes I take credit for this

VJ Maxx lifetime contracts

Letang a biiiiiitch

Thinking about how Sidney Crosby, born on 8/7/1987 and wears #87, signed his last 2 contracts for an $8.7 million average annual value because he’s a big fuckin dork

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1. You’re welcome for me dusting off 2012 magic by wearing this tonight 2. Yes I’m a sicko

FLYERS WIN

Spamming this iMessage sticker in every group chat

More of Couturier becoming Niklas Kronwall, please