Speedrunning juche.

I have signed an executive order making AI illegal.

Oh for absolute fucks sake

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

I thought the warfighters were busy practicing warfighting and their warriorfighters ethos, and had no time for ai powered desktops.

I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix

Frosty!

Instant all-timer here:

“We’re gonna do land. Because the land is much easier and it’s even more prevalent.”

If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.

🪶🌎🧪 WE'RE HIRING!!! Want to band fabulous birds on a far-flung island in the Western Pacific? We need to fill these 2 positions ASAP. More information here: birdpop.org/docs/jobs/Ro...

I’ve seen Denali 10,000 times. But this might be my favorite view of her. Certainly the best picture I’ve taken anyway.

Watching “Last Frontier”

Doing a thing.

It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.

Dems in the Senate need to unearth the letter the GOP Senate sent overseas after the origin Iran deal, and send it, verbatim. Now.

Has anyone been successful after buying Warner?

This dude on a phone sounds exactly like late career Denzel Washington. That light bright tone with the gravel beneath it. And the cadence and and annunciation. It’s intimidating listening him to talk Christmas plans. LOL. “It would be. Unreasonable. On my part. To focus on. That. Personally.”

The Jake Tapper-Olivia Nuzzi book about this will be an interesting read when it comes out in 2037.

BODACIOUS IGNATIUS

LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD: It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS. I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x

“the 54-year-old did not understand that as a Mexican immigrant, he was not eligible to vote in U.S. elections, which he has been doing since 1991. Ceballos also said he “probably” voted for Kobach and President Donald Trump multiple times” Well then.

Football is bad, actually

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Metallica Cake James Brown Mia X Ally Weird Al

Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild: Polar bear Grizzly bear Moose Walrus Beluga whale

Gonna take the stair way tooooo the basement zone!

1. Blueberry-orange 2. Key Lime 3. Lemon meringue 4. Chicken Pot 5. Chocolate creme

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I’m thankful for my family, friends, Bluesky (you), everyone who fights for our children’s health, safety & welfare & who values education, science & our environment, & for all the blessings of this life. I’m sending my love to you, especially to vulnerable children everywhere.

Fucking carpetbaggers

Free #ThanksgivingDay meals #AnchorageAK

We need an AI to generate prompts for the other AIs. Then we’ll need an AI to generate prompts for the first AI. And so on.

Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!

The Australian Heart Foundation has been trolled on Facebook for sharing accurate info about the cardiovascular harms of COVID - but they are pushing back with snark. I am here for this 🍿

Hell yeah

give it up for Henry yall

I love the RAF roundels.

Just a big party in Anchorage and Fairbanks celebrating the Iditarod. Get the railroad to have some cheap fares to encourage tourists to ride up for the real start. Easy to add some more winter events like an XC race. Warm winter drinks in from distilleries IDK. Just spitballing here.

As usual, Anchorage believes they are Alaska. The “Anchorage Mushing District?” Fuck off.

Synchronicity!

The hater has indeed become the waiter at the table of success.

LOL it really all comes down to how much you flatter him!

And methodists?

I hate this sort of meme. “The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.” Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?

You don’t get to treat people like this because they say something insufficiently leftist. Fuck anyone who decides they get to enjoy a little transphobia or treat gender as a reward for being politically on side.

Everything else aside, (and there’s a lot of idiocy to set aside here!), they had to google how to buy fucking zip ties? They found a “scarification artist” but needed help buying zip ties? Fucking Ace Hardware. Lowes. Jesus. So stupidz

Ahh such spook very crime much terrify

Babe wake up there's an Alaska knife channel on 'da toob! youtube.com/@warriorwerk...

This looks like a Hubble Telescope photo of ten trillion light years away. But it’s a highway in the dark with blowing snow from 60 feet.