non-zero chance he comes back with a hook for a hand

"People act like Joel Embiid lost a leg, or died." Perfect lede no notes.

Let Stubbs pitch the rest of the game

This is perhaps a radical idea but I think the Phils should try to win tonight and clinch the bye

Obviously not ideal for the Rockets, but if this ushers in heavy doses of Point Amen and Reed Sheppard then at least FVV’s sacrifice will not be in vain

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deeply dumb game Go Birds

if you don’t want a guy to flex on you then do better at stopping him. That should be the only taunting rule

sound advice glad they made the halftime adjustment

the national tv guys who point out that Eagles fans are booing should consider that it is correct to boo in certain situations and this is one of those

The Phillies play soon. It’s baseball szn

Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021

after careful consideration, I have concluded it would be better if the Eagles offense did not actively suck out loud

Hanging with Mark Ruffalo and Tom Pelphrey from Task on HBO. Ruffalo rocking the BDawk jersey. Chefs kiss.

Reed Blankenship rocking the Graham Eagles hoodie! He said “ I get compliments on this all the time your kid is a rockstar.” This rules.

This is about the splinker, the splitter, Bruce Sutter, a fastball that's actually a changeup, a changeup that's actually a fastball, Jhoan Duran, and what one man can do for 5.4 million people's undiagnosed anxiety disorders

salute all the sickos back in Philly staying up the night after they won the division to watch RAFAEL MARCHAN stun the Dodgers again 🫡

Utter insanity. Old media continues to needlessly destroy itself. Everyone, go subscribe to Alan's newsletter.

[the gang tackles Stubbs as he lunges for control of the music to play Dancing On My Own]

Back to back

Duran shook him off twice. JT def called for 102 mph high heat and he was like nah man I’m hangin the curve lol

Everyone I know ending every conversation

Hannah Einbinder just won an an Emmy and wrapped her speech w Go Birds what dream

one*

good day to smack two KC teams around

Magic number: 1

The Phillies

perfectly innocent explanation why the two Clippers owners kept pumping millions into a company that was hemorrhaging money while their star player was demanding to get paid for his no-show endorsement deal and I can't wait to hear what that is

After the first inning I muted the game but then Luzardo blacked out and the Phils came back so I never put the sound back on. These are the sacrifices I make on our collective behalf, Philly 🫡

latest report (!!!!) from @pablo.show on Kawhi: -Aspiration finances crumbling late 2022 -Dec 2022 Clippers limited partner Dennis Wong invests $1.99 mil in Aspiration -Nine days later Kawhi gets $1.75 mil payment from Aspiration, company lays off 10% of staff www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKJy...

Spreading so much Phils win peanut butter all over this Mets lose jelly

50 is fun

Mr Met falling into an orchestra pit dot gif

Prob have to let Nola start G1 now sorry Sanchize

always knew it

big Phils series incoming. not to worry Nola cracked the code

recently encountered several randos in Eagles gear & have gotten the following responses after hitting them w/ “Go Birds”: “Hell yeah” [semi-audible grunt] [confused look] “Yes…Go Eagles” Please wear whatever you like but gonna need mandatory Go Birds call & response training to secure gear

"Vinny from the Jersey Shore is doing standup at Helium on 9/11." Perhaps the most cursed sentence I've ever heard.

I saw @michaellevin.bsky.social load a dishwasher one time and I still think about it

Phils win the series. Birds about to stomp the Cowboys. Nice little Thurs.

This rocks Go Birds

hello - I am one of the writers on The Office spin-off called THE PAPER and all 10 episodes of season one are out now on Peacock I’m proud to introduce my character, who got cut and actually never written or discussed, Jim’s Friend With A Sixers Blog. He’s not in the show but know that he’s there.

[looks at calendar] [throws open window] You there, Go Birds

Barreling toward the postseason w/o Wheels and Nola looking like last year’s version of Taijuan

Who wants a really, really hard job at a really, really good place to work?