BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nutella needs to pay for the rights to La Femme d'Argent and have it pick up right around the one minute mark when the jar floats into the frame. There, advertisement made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUX8...

Glizzilla is rizzillen #Phillies #Rockies

It might finally be time to take down gold stake black deck #Balatro

One of the most exhausting aspects of the 21st century is the need to be constantly checking that every single piece of previously benign and useful technology that you use hasn't started eating you alive.

Don't care how many sports science studies there are that talk about pitcher longevity, taking Painter out was dumb, and two pitches later, we are 5 feet away from looking at a 3-3 tie game #Phillies

Got a feeling I'm going to be quote skeeting this a lot this season

Has there been a discussion of the ABS system and umpires "punishing" a batter who challenges a call and then loses, and knows that the batter can no longer challenge any calls? Specifically thinking of the low strike three call to Kyle Schwarber in the 10th inning of game 2 following this pitch:

I think "Phillies" makes the bsky distro list but not #Phillies Either way, time to run this back Bomb: Bohm Boppo: Oppo Back: So

#Phillies Bomb: Schwar Boppo: Oppo Back: So

#Balatro Chicotmogged in black deck purple stake ante 1

My dreams of a better world increasingly involve the gravitational constant

Got a feeling I'm going to be quote skeeting this a lot this season

It's me, the monthly listener

It's not that AI is useless. It's that AI is useful like asbestos was useful.

a screamo cover of Kurtis Blow's "Basketball" sung by someone who broke his arm in a basketball game as a tween

me: what do i feel like making for dinner tonight grocery final boss:

We've got our first player-initiated automated ball/strike review of the #MLB preseason in the #Phillies / #BlueJays game, which will finally -- FINALLY -- be implemented in the regular season. On behalf of hundreds of former posts of mine that simply read "robot umps when" THANK YOU

*clears throat* THIRTY SEVEN FUNDERS? try not to find any more funders on the way to the parking lot!

mother of god #Balatro

Appreciate the reminder, got caught up with work earlier today. Go birds

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Gutted upon hearing the news about dhm. RIP Dan, Philly is a little less Philly without you

@kebbyruxpin.bsky.social Changing the Teams app setting worked for me; the OS-wide setting did not work. What's worse is the news that Microsoft is intentionally not implementing a customizable dictionary of words to correct, like Outlook has had for *decades* office365itpros.com/2025/12/10/t...

This man should find no place to rest his head, no good meal to eat, no warmth in cold -- not a moment of comfort in the rest of his miserable, well, I would say life, but what kind of life is this? To be so cruel, so callous, so empty. So let's go with "rest of his miserable existence."

#Balatro Ante 1 Round 1 Brainstorm Wraith pull

good day for meatballs

This video needs the deer climbing over the kids' slide to the drum fill from In the Air Tonight treatment

Having worked with Qualtrics, I can tell you that this likely happened because they copied the structure from a previous question and edited the wording, because editing Question structure in Qualtrics is both incredibly annoying and very time consuming.

Matt Ryan returning as President?!?! 👀🤯 ...of football 😒

Is there a reason people aren't using grok to create unrealistic sexualized images of xAI's founder? You'd think that would put a stop to this right quick

Love to see it #Eagles www.nfl.com/news/cardina...

Excellent play analysis by Ross Tucker on that Tank Bigsby TD #Eagles

fire kevin #Eagles

Darius Slayton now officially has more touchdowns called back due to OPI than he does touchdown receptions on the season

11 first downs in last night's win got me searching. I found this incredible game in which the #Eagles had only 5 first downs and still won. Their three TDs were all scored via kick/punt returns, and were penalized for more yards than they gained. www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/19...

In the past year: * Hurts v. ESPN SB predictions * Cooper pick 6 * The Dagger * Carter v. Mahomes' face * 40-6 * Saquon #1; highest paid RB * BG retirement + comeback And yet, very soon, two of the the top 50 posts of the year on r/eagles will be fans imploring the #Eagles to fire Kevin Patullo

TD pass to Loveland: two linemen moved pre-snap. Play should've been blown dead?

Leave him in Orchard Park, Jeff Lurie

"Impressive win" says Kevin Burkhardt. If I never have to listen to the Fox announcement team again it'll be too soon #Eagles

How is this team so much less enjoyable than last year's? #Eagles

telling my kids this is tom brady

lol chris jones yes this chris jones www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPXl...

It is very nearly time