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Is it possible for a Jeffersonian boy and a Hamiltonian girl to find love in this crazy world?
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Philadelphia Eagles
9 months ago
Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.
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NY Times Pitchbot
9 months ago
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Philadelphia Eagles
9 months ago
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
9 months ago
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ArtButMakeItSports
9 months ago
The Moon, by Gary Hume, 2009
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ArtButMakeItSports
9 months ago
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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ArtButMakeItSports
9 months ago
The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
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Philadelphia Eagles
10 months ago
THE BIG DAWG IS HUNGRY! JALEN CARTER SACK 😤
#FlyEaglesFly
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acabylon bee
10 months ago
this site has the juice
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Cold stone Steve ice cream
10 months ago
For sale. Incel shoes. Never funged.
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Old Ms Grimm
10 months ago
What if instead of Balatro it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴latro and instead of Sock and Buskin it was called Cock and Bustin
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Matthew Gertz
10 months ago
can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke
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Liv Agar
11 months ago
Truth nuke:
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zach silberberg
11 months ago
(on a first date) so earnestly debating whether die hard is a christmas movie is one of the oldest, least funny bits online, and the guy from the mountain goats — i’ll get to them — posted about NOT doing that, which accidentally reignited the discourse. you look beautiful by the way. can i kiss you
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this is me if u even care
add a skeleton here at some point
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Phil Lewis
11 months ago
seems a bit dramatic
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Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo
11 months ago
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wint
11 months ago
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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i'm not super keyed in on the developments in syria but i have been obsessed with the coverage of HTS as "diversity-friendly." getting on the ground floor of the inevitable woke jihad memes that are going to drop.
11 months ago
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸
11 months ago
why is it called an assassination when you ass ass in the bullet ass out nation shoot the man
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slate
11 months ago
ok who’s buying the dip
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onion person
11 months ago
just looked into “martial law”. not good, folks
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
11 months ago
Mexican food is low key goated in situations where being a suburban white boy is the vibe
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Philadelphia Eagles
11 months ago
Say it with us... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! cdejean23 |
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TrickyC (he/him)
11 months ago
a poet is just a hater who fell in love
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
11 months ago
After the pepper spray at the Michigan vs Ohio game today I hope cooler heads prevail at Alabama vs Auburn and they drop a nuke on the field
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mr potato
11 months ago
making my emergency contact beyoncé and jumping off the tallest work ladder
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
11 months ago
At the Vatican gift shop: “Scusi, scusi, where might your Pope Boniface VIII Funko Pops be?”
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Big Joel
11 months ago
I personally feel it’s time to stop calling stuff things
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i have been enjoying this app but every time i see another corny "#resistance" jpeg i enjoy it ever so slightly less
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slate
11 months ago
guest at my thanksgiving: do you have any vegetarian options me: there’s the— [a bug flies into the mashed potatoes] —no
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slate
11 months ago
sorry i am not going to see a movie called wicked. my soul is too pure for that. let me know when they make a movie called righteous
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Benjamin Solak
11 months ago
A nuance about Saquon Barkley's game that a lot of people miss or underappreciate is that he is enormous and fast and perfect
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Philadelphia Eagles
11 months ago
We’ve seen everyone else posting this, but we’re just a chill guy too
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Philadelphia Eagles
11 months ago
Saquon Barkley has set an Eagles single-game rushing record AND career-high with 255 yards‼️ saquon |
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Philadelphia Eagles
11 months ago
Reminder: You get to live in the same time as Saquon Barkley, Philadelphia Eagle 😌
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slate
11 months ago
that’s me in the corner [slide projector clicks] that’s me in the spotlight
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Cohen is a Ghost
11 months ago
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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sending this in the family group chat with the message "when that one family member got you in his will 👀" then turning off my phone
11 months ago
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Alex Goldman
11 months ago
Edgar Allan Poe? More like Edgar Allan Poem! (Because of The Raven and other various poems he wrote during his life)
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Little aliens forever
11 months ago
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scary tall bart
11 months ago
Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying
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lanyardigan
almost 2 years ago
(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
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ceej
11 months ago
INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position? ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
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me: i suspect someone at court is plotting a coup… scheming eunuch: there is nothing to fear my l- me, interrupting: why does it say scheming
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Kyle 🌱
over 2 years ago
[first day at Domino's] Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas Me: haha Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude Me: I'm n- Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he? Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
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