skeet from my worm girlfriend

our economy is being artificially propped up by consumption, investment, government spending, and net exports

I am curious about the effect that almost everyone I know, even people who are doing relatively well, thinks they would be more successful economically if they sacrificed their ethical principles and just became a grifter of some sort.

You go to a friend’s house for dinner. He makes the best meal literally ever. You ask for a recipe; he says it’s an old family possession and hands it to you. You turn it over to see a note: “Happy you liked this recipe I made! Adolf Hitler, 1930” Do you make the meal for your guests next week?

With the DNC autopsy leaked, my hot take (might not be so hot) is that Dem messaging might suck in the abstract but also most voters are so checked out that any messaging that doesn’t play to their base urges, fears, or prejudices falls flat.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Fighting for my life seeing everyone on this website go to bat for Nolan's Odyssey, a movie whose art direction I find drab for normal reasons

Yeah it's over, even the justices know their credibility is falling off the bone and are appropriately throwing discretion to the wind. I just hope the current SCOTUS facilities will be able to accommodate the 15 member rotating panel, it's too nice of a building to not use.

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Kennedys don’t even react to assassination attempts anymore they just stare at em like this

in 2029 we should let the IRS and SEC put the entire Bay Area under martial law for like six months and i think that would solve a surprising number of problems

THE POKEMON WORLD. MAY, 1945: SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog! SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell? HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog. SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.

aoc is one the few national politicians and 2028 hopefuls who has not yet written a book to raise her profile and i hope, instead of the bog-standard ghostwritten memoir, it is inexplicably a hard-boiled noir detective novel

“Happy as a clam” makes some incredible assumptions re: clam psychology

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man." These are the last words of Che Guevara, what he meant was you can't kill the idea or spirit of revolution. Sharks, I am looking for partial investment in a weapon that can destroy a man's ideas

it was through the dharma that I was able to calmly absorb such news as "Kristi Noem's husband's bimbofication fetish."

interrupting my wife's keynote speech to show her i finished coloring the page she gave me

he is twerking, twerking. he says that he will never die.

(In Medieval Lordes chat) my high steward is completely gone off one hit of mead lol…guess whose ass is quietly losing favour in my court (texting my serf) crop yields were BULLSHIT this year btw

Boots on the ground? Yeah I sure hope so. Get em off my damn couch! #war

Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

The Moon, by Gary Hume, 2009

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens

THE BIG DAWG IS HUNGRY! JALEN CARTER SACK 😤 #FlyEaglesFly

this site has the juice

For sale. Incel shoes. Never funged.

What if instead of Balatro it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴latro and instead of Sock and Buskin it was called Cock and Bustin

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke

Truth nuke:

(on a first date) so earnestly debating whether die hard is a christmas movie is one of the oldest, least funny bits online, and the guy from the mountain goats — i’ll get to them — posted about NOT doing that, which accidentally reignited the discourse. you look beautiful by the way. can i kiss you

this is me if u even care

seems a bit dramatic

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

i'm not super keyed in on the developments in syria but i have been obsessed with the coverage of HTS as "diversity-friendly." getting on the ground floor of the inevitable woke jihad memes that are going to drop.

why is it called an assassination when you ass ass in the bullet ass out nation shoot the man

ok who’s buying the dip

just looked into “martial law”. not good, folks

Mexican food is low key goated in situations where being a suburban white boy is the vibe

Say it with us... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! cdejean23 | #FlyEaglesFly

a poet is just a hater who fell in love

After the pepper spray at the Michigan vs Ohio game today I hope cooler heads prevail at Alabama vs Auburn and they drop a nuke on the field