The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

every day, i wake up heart beating nightmare fast my body praying to learn that a very short list of men have died yet still, i am defined not by that which i hate but by what i love and the force and clarity with which i love it

It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.

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I know what you did…

Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.

Wilson now leads in the Seattle mayoral race by 91 votes. Prior to today, Harrell had been leading by 4,300 votes, but this latest vote batch netted Wilson 4,391 votes.

still warming up my slot, i haven't inserted a 5 x 5 in YEARS

Whenever ppl ask me if we've met before, or if i know a friend if theirs, i always answer, "always an alibi; never a snitch". this goes for alt accounts too 😌

i have not watched GDT's Frankenstein but i am firm in my belief that it needs a tie-in adventure/fighting game like the 90s Kenneth Branagh one did on the Sega CD. and they need to keep in elizabeth's roll attack

I don’t know how you reform this. I genuinely don’t.

the dems don't want it to pass; they want to appear blameless

man goes to the doctor. says he's depressed. says people hate him whatever he says, wherever he goes. doctor says: i know just the thing. become a powerful U S Senator, so u can work in the interest of the people, fulfill their needs; then they will surely love you but doctor bailey, the man says;

you didn't retain your right to gay marriage at the expense of your access to Healthcare; the government owes you both

when the hostage taker was so convinced you would collapse sobbing when he asked you to kill a fellow hostage, but then you killed the pregnant lady, so he has to go and re-plan his entire strategy with the negotiator this doesn't help the other hostages, but now they have to worry about 2 killers

Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

If they are acting the way "bad faith leftists" assume they act, maybe the leftists were simply correct? In fact, if you look at the leftist sentiment on everything this past election cycle, they have the single most accurate track record of anyone else. Maybe it's just salient analysis.

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Really wanna stress the importance of paying for porn rn while you can still access it. Those of us creating it, we need every cent to help invest in the future — ie preparing to navigate future censorship

it may sound too easy: don't those in power know we're wise to this sort of deception? can't they see that we're outlining their exact gameplan online? of course, the answer is: their brains are mush

It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.

God it’s almost like the left has proven correct about practically everything over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…

dems had to remind us, after last week, that voting for democrats will never do anything ever and they will always generate identical outcomes to republicans. just in case we forgot!

hell yeah found my original OS, rebooting

Ladies we need you!! These people need to feel social mortification every where they go. Catch them outside. They shouldn’t be able to eat a meal without them knowing about about the kids who didn’t eat one because they decided to be a Vichy government

Don’t fall for this shit. Primary every single one of them

when the senate picks the wrong weapon to fight the next robot master

this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Leftists are already meeting you in the middle by engaging with the current system of parties and elections on your terms as is if they’re entertaining “viable” candidates. Be nice and listen in a bit more good faith, you guys supposedly like compromise.

It’s not about “purity politics” or whatever the current buzzword is, it’s about making sure that, at critical moments, you didn’t put up a popular coward who’ll fail every trolley problem they’re handed

If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.

These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.

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Someone is masturbating while fantasizing about me rn. DON'T FORGET TO DIRECT YOUR ORGASM TO THE ABOLITION OF ICE. So mote it be.

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

I feel more like this with every passing year. We need a party that is committed to preserving, protecting & improving life. We don’t need people intent on endlessly negotiating how much humanity we deserve or if we deserve any at all. We don’t need a society built around manufactured scarcity.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

leftists and republicans can agree on one key point: donald trump cannot believe how fucking stupid you are

What we are seeing is a replay of the surrender on Covid protections because it was going to impact the wealth class in a way that would make it harder to accrue wealth without consequences. Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.

The Dems who are caving are doing so not because their base wants them to, not because the voters want them to, not because the fed workers and SNAP recipients want them to… they are caving because their DONORS want them to. And that’s really all that ever matters to the corrupt

To be the lesser evil you have to not enable the greater evil. Just saying.

It really is déjà vu because they did the same exact thing months ago, and years ago, never with the slightest personal consequences. Schumer will feast lavishly tonight, maybe even at the same dinner party as his Republican "opponents."

"Do you want bread lines?" If it means people can get bread, sure.