KEEP CHRIST IN THANKSGIVING!!! #art!!

MY TONGUE IS FOR THE LORD ONLY!!!! #ART

YES I CAN

GOD HID THE CLIDORIS FROM ME

OPEN WIDER!!! #ART

ARE YOU ... PERSUADABLE? #ART

TAKE HEED!!!!! #ART

NOT THE MEAT!!!!!!!!! #ART

THE LORD JESUS PINS DOWN NAUGHTY PETS!!! #ART

DAN KNOWS I HAVE NEEDS!!!! #ART

The trans-gendered haunt my waking dreams! Their wiles are too sinfully powerful!!! #art

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE RETREAT FOR CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES THAT ARE NOT HAVING ANY RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES AT ALL AND ARE TOTALLY FINE! MY WIFE AFFIRMS SHE WILL NOT LEAVE ME FOR YOUNG HUSSY FLIRTS!!!

GOD SAID IT WAS.ALL.RIGHT IF I SQUEEZE HIM A "LITTLE" #art

THE LAND FLOWETH WITH MILK AND HONEY #ART

PSALM 69: 4-20

ARE YOU ... PERSUADABLE? #ART

I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO PREACH IN THE ANDOVER SQUARE TACO BELL!!!! #ART

WAIT ON GOD!!! #ART

OPEN WIDER!!! #ART

ADMIRE AND STROKE THE SPIRITUAL MEAT #ART

TRANSGENEER FOR EVERYBODY AT MY CHURCH PICNIC!!!

CANNOT SPELL PENIS WITHOUT... ... SIN!!!!

BEARS LOVE ROPE??? #ART

I often pray in the car! God protects me from red lights which inspire LUST!!! #ART

THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS FILLED MY BAGEL AND I CANNOT BE HARMED!!! #ART

Since I've got the pilot parallels out

AHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH GOD HAS SENT THE BEE'S!!! #ART

DO NOT SQUANDER!! #ART

HUNGER FOR THE LORDS MEAT!! #ART

DO NOT SQUANDER!! #ART

The sausage is sanctified by the Blood of the Lamb! And turkey! I slurp it down and thank Christ!! #art

STOP THINKING ABOUT JUICY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!!!!

IF "YOUR PENIS" MAY CAUSE YOU TO SIN CUT IT OFF!!! AND TWO MORE WILL GROW TO TAKE IT'S PLACE

The epstein files must be absolutely the most damning documents in history for them to be federally rescheduling cannabis today

do kegels right now

MY GENDER IS IN CONSTANT RISK OF CHANGING! I PRAY LONG, HARD ALL NIGHT TO KEEP MY INNER "LADY" FROM EMERGING AS SATAN SO CRAVES!!!

DO NOT PRAY ABOUT SHRIMP AGAIN

Amy Sedaris will return as Jerri Blank in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

TYLER DOES NOT CALL ANYMORE BECAUSE THE DEVIL INHABITS HIS "PRIVATES " TO MAKE HIM A HOMOSEXUAL

GOD GAVE ME THE GREATEST GIFT!!! #ART

NAKED!!!! #art

EVERY LAST DROP!!! #ART

WE ALL NEED GROWTH!! #ART

PREMARITAL SEX!!!! LOST THEIR ARMS!!

MY COMPUTER IS A CHRISTIAN AND WILL NOT DOWNLOAD PORN IT WILL NOT EVER

TALK WITH YOUR "HUSBAND"!! #ART

GOD HID THE CLIDORIS FROM ME

PROBE IT!! #ART

BE SLOPPY! #ART

I KNOW ONE THING!!! #ART