but wil the minotaur forgive knossos ?

slapped into the ocean and bit by an opportunistic shark #friday

in one ear and out 3 others

heart as a wood table complete with water stains from yesterday’s glass

1000 drafts re: aggressive saxophone 👍 🎷 ⚠️ beautiful day ahead ⚠️

cheat code to unlock balletic resonance mode. let’s dance

plucking the harp of the seven seashells on some type of crayola crayon mood

i’m not really here

Kid Rock and Snoop Dogg have the same face

long parable of the kindred mist

Voted #1 Most Elegant Ghoul in October Nonchalance Magazine

spanish moss sonata cleans my brain

Normal Year

doe

getting all my ducks in a row because that’s their favorite activity

hyper off the moon milk

my best meat is in my claws btw

I’m synching up with the sun

pulling up to the function slightly hovering, ushered in by a gentle breeze

i’m introducing a line of caffeinated clothing

if i were a protagonist in greek mythology i simply wouldn’t anger the gods

I HATE SHIT THAT SUCKS WHO ELSE

all gooners go to heaven

No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

Eating a huge apple

got confused and hired a barista to represent me in british court 😭

you have acquired the 𝕬𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

what do you guys do with the free blood that comes included with crab rangoons?

why do we call it blood instead of ooops juice

i’m in a baker gang

If you can bare the trouth I will tell the trouth man is the best Annemal and the worst all men are more or Less the Divel but there is sit of ods sum halfe sum three quarters the other part of beast of Difrent kind of beasts

Real Housewives MMORPG

guy who prefers to poop fully nude

in heaven everythig is fine in heaven u got yr hotdog and i got mine

goblins make the best music

wrapping my naked body in 5000 christmas lights and calling it an outfit

i heard about you..,..you’re that know-it-all scientist who’s poking around other people’s business. i won’t tell you nothing about the strange goings on around my small town

askig cop u got a permit for that steely gaze ?

boop

i was the first baby

it’s going to be embarrassing for you when you finally figure out i’m a mirage

i’ve placated many enemies by offering copious amounts of snacks

i’ve said it before & i’ll say it again: Crab Man deserves his own American rhythm & blues vocal group

let me be fred durst in every video game you cowards!!!!

but as they saddle found out they were no match for it type of power,

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I hate The Naked Howling Disgusting Cannibal Changeling Pervert but it would be rude to brandish my pitchfork at him while he’s feeding

scientists have birthed a very large bee. but they keep it hidden

my face hurts from smiling all the time, also all the nails they hammered into my head