frielf
@goblin.fans
📤 1979
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girldirt inventor
i was strangled by a juggalo at the Chicago World's Fair in 1893
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one of these days i'm going to teach you all a lesson through the powers of dance and campfire
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bro i miss your singular wit and arcane musings
about 3 hours ago
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millennial girlfriend
about 5 hours ago
live action Superjail! 2026
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anthropomorphizing many of yall
about 7 hours ago
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if something is encrusted that could be wonderful or terrible. it really depends.
12 months ago
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putting my dad on notice
about 8 hours ago
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muhree
about 9 hours ago
insulin should be free
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JLP
about 10 hours ago
Over many years of disciplined study I have gained the ability to worry about anything
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Mark Drugs
about 10 hours ago
the four words every woman wants to hear
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊
about 10 hours ago
Charlemagne was all about that vigorous pumping & no foreplay. He certainly wasn’t a kind nerd who gave calf cramping orgasms
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Gupp
about 11 hours ago
sponge bob has soaked up some things he dont like to talk about
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logging off for fun and profit
about 20 hours ago
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j
about 20 hours ago
show me on the doll why you guys are like this
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Rat Man Fungus
about 20 hours ago
/~/_/\ | l 0 come to o O | l 0 bib's castle for big hair
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i don’t appreciate the condescending tone of the iOS bedtime reminder
about 21 hours ago
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balenciaga mcdonalds
about 21 hours ago
for those about to grok we salute you
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today my mom kept saying the “riddler” when she meant to say the “rizzler” and i love that about her
about 21 hours ago
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who in the bible had adhd
about 22 hours ago
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i’m back to bat rider basics
about 22 hours ago
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mr. cannoli
about 23 hours ago
horses evolved from some kind of bug
#horsefacts
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constantly changing
1 day ago
she stood there in the doorway, dress shifting slightly in the breeze and I couldn’t help but compare her to a cold glass of long milk after a hard days worbe
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thinking about taco belt
1 day ago
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nobody ever sat me down and explained the frogs and the bees. i am rudderless in this world
1 day ago
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rummaging glumly through your trash
1 day ago
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journeyman folklorist
1 day ago
There are cathedrals everywhere
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Alice Lastname
2 days ago
its the year of the fire horse
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tonight is basically christmas eve for the self loathing
2 days ago
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i have a great excuse for all of this i think
2 days ago
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furby hancock
2 days ago
probably won't move on to 2026 until i 100% 2025
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im going to drop at midnight
2 days ago
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you’re the tallest millisecond i’ve ever met
3 days ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
3 days ago
Everything is 100% everyone’s fault And 0% my fault - Wisdom’s Knowledge
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soft serve quaaludes and a croissant
3 days ago
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he said his favorite color is teal so i arrested him
3 days ago
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taking big slurps from the juice box of internal torment
3 days ago
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what did i mean by this
4 days ago
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thinking about him again
4 days ago
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quadrupling your entendre for the price of only a double
4 days ago
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Tiny
4 days ago
Why is it the roof of my mouth and not the ceiling of my mouth
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escapism capsule
5 days ago
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nadira rodin
6 days ago
kissing unlicensed goku
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technically speaking you can do anything naughty you want without getting on the list as long as you do it between christmas and the start of the new year
6 days ago
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gibbet cage
9 days ago
Eating my Christmas dinner in the garden after getting into an argument with my younger cousins who believe or are pretending to believe that the grinch was “so real” for not shaving “that thang”
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hiring an assassin to seduce my laundry
11 days ago
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hiring an assassin to kill my laundry
11 days ago
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nw 📽️
13 days ago
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wearing shirt with big bib collar so people know i’m dangerous
13 days ago
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santa can see through both magical and non-magical darkness out to a range of 60’ as if it were dim light
13 days ago
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i dreamt i was in a hotel where i discovered a floor dedicated to a ritual in which strangers cuddle together in groups of 64 and hum in a specific frequency that creates euphoria. nothing sexual
13 days ago
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