would you guys still love me if i was a worm named plabeous crouton

Some hiccups along the way. If you can help or please share I’m about $300 short from getting myself and Anya to our destination 🙏 anything helps

Final Reminder: You Are Trash The morning birdsong has dissipated with the heat. Sweet trash burns within my heart.

guided mango bacchanalia:)

exponential gradient area

you’re in their DMs….i’m selecting a chilled consommé from their soups fridge. we are not the same

bran new it’s thursday :) profile picture for the week: by the one and only @goblin.fans

i love ogres

there’s no way to know

sometimes i blink

Hit the pickle button for a surprise

iceberg gf titanic bf

Lizards are cool

just got mistaken for a mango

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

lyrical basketball

what if weeds could grow from our hair follicles

click for free $30

okay chairs 🥂

creating a letterboxd account to complain about the advent of “the talking pictures”

bob for apple lunch

Co-Star meal kit subscription service

i am tuned into the numbers station of the soul and i am receiving inscrutable transmissions

send that cryptic text message she loves those

email dracula

human sized pez dispenser that scans you and produces whatever fresh, delicious sandwich your heart most desires

digital cobwebs

go ahead and bite

one day i told myself to never be horny again and i never was

pacing and having a beer

a perfect gleaming apple with a bean of light shining on it.

who the hell is that

back in the same waiting room. they have applied a thick layer of spackle where the staples were and painted over it 🤔

i'm going berserker mode

the shush of the unknown librarian

before images go carousel anyone wanna sdmit they got a crush onme

long overdue for romantic bird president

found a hidden beach called the 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕞 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕥 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕦𝕟. ocean is some juice substance. i was eaten by brilliant sand ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

king cake but instead of a little plastic baby it’s a loaded gun

woke up shrouded in a peaceful mist 😌

he said he can't cover your shift because he had a crazy fruit dream

7 missed calls from Jumanji

at least one planet in the universe must be covered by shag carpet. #theory