“You can only trust yourself and the first four Sabbath albums” incorrect. There is obvious filler on those records and I am a useless wretch.

Watching my cat perplexed, something between amazed and terrified, while she watches my printer work. Makes me wonder if this is how a higher being would feel watching a human confronting samsara.

is thanksgiving actually good, or fun?

I genuinely would like this as a font thought. Hand done badly with a stencil

Genuinely don’t know what you call this art style but it’s the worst

all my friends are getting sober and having kids and here I am in a Lab getting Shrunk Down to the Size of a Molecule :/

never seen a red card for a slapfight on the pitch with a teammate before. Very Chico and Harpo Marx body language. Giving it the "why I oughta!!", a touch of the Duck Soup etc etc

junior coworkers who won’t do anything without loads of handholding but who also get deranged at any perceived criticism <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

You have to remove yourself from the sphere of influence of corporate media, and yes, I do mean you personally

Think I may have listened to the soft animal of my body too often

extremely divorced behaviour. Look forward to hearing about it when he starts developing Opinions.

haven't drank for a week, meditated nearly every day, been lifting. Not having much fun but I need to find better ways to have fun.

WHO IS OLIVIA NUZZI AND WHY WOULD I CARE HOW SHE FUCKS

Only just found out that fucking “Memory” dirge is supposed to be sung by an actress dressed as a geriatric cat

Heh. To a messed up, edgy gal like me, this tour isn't even that warped.

a compromise solution (mildly pointy but respectable guitar) has been identified

Frost looks so delicious, every time I see it I reformulate the initial thought that eventually flowered in iced desserts

I often tell people to “take it easy” when parting. I believe this is misread as “goodbye!” when it’s more “I find your energy and enthusiasm grating and I’d like you to reconsider”.

A “fistula” should be a tropical fruit

listening to a podcast where the hosts have clearly given up on it but aren’t willing to give up on the patreon dolla is akin to watching an elderly dog struggling to get up stairs

I have never drank a can of monster. I find the branding gauche.

I wouldn’t lead a horse to water. I don’t care if it’s thirsty.

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

been researching a related matter and came across an ultimate guitar thread with everyone trying to talk someone out of buying an acrylic BC Rich to play funk rock with. The sick desire for a pointy guitar lives in the heart of many irredeemable

Under a Regime of Wise Principles, the "World Cup" will be a vessel from which everyone is welcome to drink from, as a symbolic gesture of unity between all peoples

been asked to join a grindcore band but not allowed to use the shitty Flying V I unearthed :(

RSD? Dunno what you’re on about mate I love getting rejected

cocomelon for adults

cool now i am armed with information in case i ever have to

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

I remember my first visit to the library. I was 5 and grabbed a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. When I brought it to the desk, both I and the librarian realized that the drawings of the caterpillar were missing. "Oh God," she said, pulling the AR-15 from under her desk, "it's escaped again."

who the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi !!

Bok choi? Kohlrabi? I don’t know where I stand with these heterodox brassicas

One difference between me and professional wrestlers is that I've never really owned a belt that I'm proud of

though is brings me no pleasure to bring it to your attention, I must inform you

I missed this when it was released which astounds me because it’s all three of my favourites. Gorgeous.

Twenty hours remain

IV infusion of hot and sour soup

Ugly heads shouldn't rear

my stomach is making broken hard drive noises

the new sofa and its consequences have been a disaster for my evening activities

Today at the old man jamboree: I have been judged for having ketchup with my chips (too American)

Satan! Oh my god! I know him!

Living very intentionally today (left my earbuds at work and have to hear everything)

Satyrs are like if humans were goated.

Remember when those hydraulic press videos were en vogue? That was the only time I really felt alive

flagshagger apotheosis

Ok this is the last night I’m getting loaded to cope and as of tomorrow i am perusing more effective strategies to escape samsara

who the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi !!