Moron Labia: Come and take them!

i spend so many of my evenings eating all the tarragon and drinking all the soy sauce

good fun scrambling up Wildboar Clough

all love to see a bit of ancient broadleaf woodland don’t we?

ok that's enough dirtbag time now it';s time to act like a man who respects himself. Shirts with collars and reasonable meals, that kind of thing.

shit do you mind if i put my torch on? i've just dropped an hour and i can't see where it's gone

i’m in your basement getting exposed to harmful levels of radon

as a joke i suggested playing Coltrane between the sets to the sound guy at the sludge show and he played those fuckers about two hours of tenor solos in total hahahaha

bro has the personality of one of those sad wet chunks of pepper in canned three bean salad

rubbing myself red raw in a tree because of the itch

i’m in liverpool being subjected to the accent

i tried, but all the FAQ answers just said “don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to” 🤷

got it stuck in my zip now i’m experiencing Pain at the Pump

"can i get a little ai on that dog?" "sure thing boss" (rubs the hot dog on a phone before putting it in the bun)

sup girl you wanna get into some freudian shit and pull each other’s sense of self apart with pincers?

The only thing that can ameliorate the global malaise is Sabrina Carpenter eating a whole bag of pigeons on stage

they’re throwing all that money at LLMs rather than figuring out how to do benzodiazepines without downsides

Me and the other beautiful bambinos were actually thinking of going and getting a pint if you fancy it?

just reflecting on the time when I upset a lot of people by putting Lightning Bolt on in a really rough pub when they were inexplicably on the jukebox

one of the workers in the salt mine won half a mil on a scratchcard, told us to fuck off and quit to enjoy his winnings. he’ll be back down here with a lamp and a pick with a year, wait and see

once more. dry as a bone today, inaugural sunburn of the year

reflecting on how to solve a minor social problem

be basic and listen to Loveless loudly on a sunny spring morning to feel 16 again (in a positive way)

soul needs fumigating

i thought mediumship would be more fulfilling but i seem to only attract really drab spirits

got some of that higher quality greek yoghurt with the extra fat and i’m pretty much thinking to go at it until i’m big enough to have my own ionosphere

Battle it out with over 60 selectable fighters from across the Dostoevskyverse

many large nations are getting pulled into conflict without a clear end in sight time to post Kilroy

many large nations are getting pulled into conflict without a clear end in sight time to post Kilroy

bananas suddenly causing huge intractable stomach ache wtf how could my bestie betray me like this

on it again today

i tell you what if i were xi jinping right now i'd be in such a little "don't mind if i do" mood

*ozzy osbourne voice* I'm staying on the rails like a happy train

opening a high end denim boutique called Primo Levi’s

at least i rarely hear people making Fight Club references anymore

the rarest of treats (four or five beers with the entire crew in the city after a victory for the left)

howly parkner

i'm 80% sure my therapist is charging me an asshole tax but i can't check this with him without confirming a few hypotheses i'd like to refute

Like Cincinnatus, or the Duke of Zhou, I am turning my back on my responsibilities

but i don’t CARE if it’s raining, i want to go up to the hills and walk on the slippery rocks!!

honestly this interplanetary travel shit is such a drag, you get so sick of the same four buffet options over and over and over

braggadocious flow over jimmy neutron type beat

act as if you already lived this life and already made the mistake you are about to make once before (so you can feel extra guilty about doing it again)

Do you require any reasonable adjustments to support you during the jumping in process?

checking drafts to see if i finished off anything i could post

it’s vegan to eat lobster because they don’t matter

video games are a technology that simulates the wonderful feeling of building skills without any of the downsides like having to actually build a skill

any car can be a self-driving car as long as you don't care if your destination is wall

somewhere out there there might be a baby monkey that's suffering, and the consciousness that emerges from the algorithms determines you must be aware of this and reminded frequently

One time at Chuck E. Cheese, I knocked the big head off the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese suit, but it wasn't a guy. It was rats. Rats upon rats. Too many rats to possibly be contained in the costume. As they swarmed, I crawled atop a Simpsons arcade machine and screamed until the shooting stopped.