Planning on wearing my new #green #pants to church tomorrow

new years of course

oh normal guy the stars are brightly shining

Silent guy, Normal guy Fun, nice, calm Brendan guy

the PT Cruiser was named after its inventor, Phil Thomas Cruiser

Drinking 1000 beers and playing Flight Simulator

Khan Seannery

Nice Lang Syne. Is it Auld?

they should forget auld acquaintances

2026 comin in hot!!!!

listening to the world famous blues artist wilson phillips

happy holidats from world famous aircraft the de havilland DHC-2 beaver now thats what I call christmas baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

name something more impassive, infinite and unknowable than the sea......I'll wait.....

christmas comin in hot

at @mcdonalds

You will get a scent of mental feeling

L - and I can't stress this enough - OL

Lyin' Mon Mothma has been totally disrespectful to Senator Jar Jar Binks, a War Hero who is doing great things for our Economy! The Emergency Powers Act will create a Jobs Boom the likes of which we have never seen before! Palpatine, GET IT DONE!!!! Thank you for you attention in this matter!!!!!!!!

uncle wiener wholesale

A Very Mega Man Christmas

lots to enjoy here but I especially like how the bloober is "a guy to look out for"

santa aka el señor navidad

they should make shrek fight the grinch

pretty cold out

coming soon....

The Demure Homeboy

the president should have to spend all 4 years of their term in one of those high-g training centrifuges for astronauts

going to @safeway after work

thinking about the time in youth orchestra when carl the trombonist came to rehearsal dressed as a banana and was playing the song bananaphone which had just come out on his trombone

one-horse open sleighs are low key goated in situations where dashing through the snow is the vibe

hot chick and sandwich

writing a new christmas song called Santa's Comin in Hot!!!

the world fampis big mac

I am delighted to announce my new dj name and it is: Señor Selección

gm it's coffee time baby

my name....is neo!!+!!!!!! ejaculated Neo

People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society

"mama mia!" ejaculated mario

now it's time to get shoes foot shoes kick off your sunday shoes please, louise pull me off of my shoes jack, get back come on let's buy some shoes lose, your shoes everybody buy foot shoes

santa aka mr. selfie is in the house baby

the holly and the ivy!!!@ in this economy!!!!

Destiny? Maybe. Online Dating? Definitely.

Decembz

(Jon Anderson from Yes voice) owner of a red-nosed reindeer

cheeky coke zero

every year I see the grinch he looks more fucked up than the last. which makes sense if you think abojt it

I am delighted to announce that I have finally decided on my all time favourite christmad carol and it is: the holly and the ivy

in the new stars wars movie max rebo's band makes an appearance and one of the guys in the band is named Slappa DaBass

thinking about #chordprogressions