I, Kia

(extremely thick Boston accent) Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

almost time for my #sandwich

I bet being locked in a briefcase feels so good if you're a document

Wonderful #coffee this morning

the lush wetland of the real

Folks let's hear it, for Public Transit

Blue Oyster Cult Burnin For You great song!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting on the patio in the sun on my day off srinking a beer and about to eat some Chicken Wings also

Babes in soccer jerseys...see you in 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!

One last Hydration Break...before it's all over....

In the the next Odyssey movie "Odyssey: Endgame" there's a scene where Robert Downey Jr. is about to shoot an arrow at the famous recurring character "Cyclops" and before he shoots the arrow he goes "hey One-Eyes...catch"

Homeric Cinematic Universe

VAMONOS ESPAÑA

Changing out of my work shirt and into my Party Shirt, and heading downtown. Just another Satursay night in the city that never sleeps baby

When it comes to the various silly instruments that are fun to hear in electronica sometimes, you simply cannot beat the famous Steel Drum

Laurent Pecor

If you wait till the end of the credits in the new Odyssey movie there's a scene where Matt Damon is going to the kitchen to pour a glass of wine out of a brass urn or whatever and Samuel L Jackson is there with his eye patch and he goes "Odysseus..I'd like to talk you about the Avengers Initiative"

People are getting mad about the new Odyssey movie just because of the scene where the cyclops kills like ten guys at once and Matt Damon goes "well, that just happened"

The best part of the Odyssey is at the very end when Matt Damon looks at the camera and goes "oh boy, here we go again"

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

The diner was invented by John Breakfast in 1782

Debating whether to buy a big one of these to hang in my window or sew one of my backpack like a Canadian backpacking through Europe. Or both

....and in charge of them all, Liquid Burger SOLID BURGER: Liquid Burger!? CAMPBELL: The man with the same code name as you

Froday night in the city that never sleeps baby

craving 4 SMS

Air Bond 2: The Man With the Golden Receiver

F1: The Movie is good because it lays the groundwork for a movie called BasketBall: The Movie

The Brendanssey

ME: let's diagnose DOCTOR: you have JLP disease

That one unforgettable summer when we had Bobby Hill Avatar Decoration

reading the news

Inspired by Eve 6, famous blues band "Group X" is making a comeback on social media

The James Bond theme is like if Big Band Music and Surf Rock had a baby that grew up into a failson

Enough Green Gables

Thinking about a vegetarian place whose slogan is "We put the 'keen' in 'quinoa'"

The Shrek Files

turnkey bacon club sandwich

Thanks for sticking around for our set, we're Diarrhea Lettuce. Come say hi at the merch table and grab a sticker. Have a great night everyone and be sure to stick around for Hum Dunkin's Checkie GF

In honour of America's 250 years of independence the Blue Angels will be dropping 250,000 lbs of ordinance on the homes of 250 lucky winners

Christopher Nolan presents Ulysses: the Movie

The real Odyssey is scrolling through all these takes!!!!

These trees are formed from pure Outsideum

Where’s Wanda

Waldo was great in his day but we need s new guy that you have to find

Mario a la Carte

RFK playing DDR in jeans and no shirt

They're making a Metal Gear Solid racing game

Unknown Legends of Customer Service

When I first started working at the music store there was a young guy who saw that I was using one of those old phones that had the slide-out QWERTY keyboard and due to that and also my being an older millennial he gave me the nickname Big Shiny Phones 4 which you have to admit is pretty good