(David Hayter Solid Snake voice) The Queen's Gambit?!

My name is Monique O. Graham-Prix

my name is Janice A. Pas

Just remembered it's pay day.....Reeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

another day of the prime minister doing a press conference against a grocery store backdrop.....what else can you say but feliz viernes....

Grade 4 kids were legitimately fired up when we got to talking about Mario Kart at recess and I got to hit them with "I was *your* age when the very first one came out"

No one: British aircraft designers immediately before WWII: We'll call it the Hawthorne Hopscotch

(Donald Fagen voice) Turd's romance...

We need a president who’s an opportunistic feeder and is constantly eating stuff he’s never seen before

first time I've done this in a long time but now that I have internet again and I'm in the mood to fall asleep to something other than white noise or a 12-hour endurance race it's time for to throw on a playthrough of metal gear solid Reeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuùuuuuurggggghhhhh

Señor Smokealittle

Señor y Señora Jueves

People who insist on sitting in the aisle seat on a busy bus/train when the window seat is empty: I am putting my bag on the seat next to you and standing over you saying hello and cheerily asking you questions about your day and what you are most looking forward to this weekend

The Consultations of Frasier Crane (Anime) (2021-2022)

arriving once again in the City of Beer

In just one month's time it will be time for the world fampus Calgary Stampede. Which means a lot of things including but not limited to (a) the good cowboy names at the rodeo (b) your boy brendan aka señor baloncesto complaining about bad country gigs

My name is Phil S. Teane

Gold Jeffbloom

Baloncesto...queremos baloncesto...

basket ball....reeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🔊🔊🔊

@jlp.systems Would you like to collab on a track some day

Weirdest dream of my entire life last night. Marathon 24h dream involving multiple locations including rooftop pub where a huge fight took place, weird house party with eyes wide shut type situation, and the guy who ran the beer store next to my old work showing me how to make hand-pulled noodles.

Served with a warm raspberry compute

we need an actual cowboy saxophonist who plays bebop

The Grateful Dad

Mr. There Must Be Some Mistake

They're making a new Redwall book with a Quebecois character

They're making a new kids show about a 1994 Toyota Corolla and a 1978 Cessna 152 who are best friends

Thinking about the kid back in Grade 7 who would always pick a Redwall book for his book talk and always pronounced Brian Jacques as "Brian Jacobs"

we need less attenion paid toward menopause and more toward Men of Pause

When the upscale coffee place doesn't have drip it's like no an Americano is not fine. I'm leaving actually

Mon Mothra

(Montell Jordan voice) Mrs. How We Do It

moments of quiet repose are goated

there is only one daily tea place I know and that place is called blue sky dot com baby!!!!!

riffing around with my homies online and having a laugh or two...thats what it's all abouy baby

@snowshoe.bsky.social I'm mentally rt-ing your old tweet "not to spoil the ending but my favourite part of the movie Tár was at the end where everyone jumps in the air and yells 'Tár!'"

As the credits roll Grogu turns toward the camera and says “It’s okay if you just call me Baby Yoda instead of The Child. I really don’t mind.”

Thank heaven it's evil monday

(the final countdown voice) the war on christmas

The President has officially announced they are going to shoot a porno at the White House

horror movie simply called "Celebs"

Baseball concession stands should sell big life sized baseball bat cones full of weed

brendan sound system

Meet me at the Appearance Centre right now

The Warrior Ethos