just bought some new pants at the mall. on my way into work

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the new york times should have a theme song

$5 teen burgers are back at @a&w

thinking about the famous food Mashed Potatoes

when it comes to the okympics you simply cannot beat the workd famous gold medal

waiting for the #bus

Another year of television “Gold”,

olympocs....thats a wrap baby

drinkiny a coffee and watching the hockey game

playing a bunch of steely dan covers at the gig tonight, due to being 40

doing some laundry

in the christopher nolan batman movies michael caine should call christian bale your grace like in game of thrones

(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best

good norning

there should be more country songs about livestock

not thinking about AI just quietly eating my turkey bacon club from tim jortons

mcdonalds franks red hot creamy garlic egg mcmuffin congratulations you are the product of the week

inspect her gadget

(listening to dire straits) wow. the sultans of swing are goated

my name is Brendan Purolator

olynpics

sitting on my coich

Drinking a coffee cup of coffee

gold and retrieve her

seattle sea hawks congratulations you win the super bowl+!!!!!!!!!!!!!

super bowl

had a simply wonderful weekend of meeting mutuals

it's party time in the famous city of drumheller featuring the drumheller-based mutuals 🔊🔊🔊

@cheatlines.co mv brendan here just wondering if you have any comments re: the opening ceremonies and in particular the lady carrying the placards with the country names

Instant Clown Posse

hanging out at the @canadiantire in drumheller looking at fishing rods

enjoyed my lunch today

rush and roulette

getting "egg-cited" to have a cheeky play with the gang in the world famous city of drumheller this weekend....drumheller home of the dinosaurs baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

***coffee sequence complete***

Staples should make a kind of edible paper for office employees

they're making a melania video game

when it comes to forming proteins you simply cannot beat the humble amino acid

the ice bucket challenge is back for 2026 and ice bucket heads are going nuts

imagine if garfield smoked weed.....

king lizard and the wizard lizard

thinking about chicken wings....hot flavour

I know we liked the last prime minister because he had cool socks or whatever but did he ever do a press conference in front of a bunch of avocados. no he did not

grammys...ground hog dat....super bowl...now thats what I call usa baby

it's america week in the us

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