It is once again time for a coffee at the famous restaurant "Wal Mart McDonald's Across the Street from Work"

Our house is a very very very fine house With 4 cats in some jars Some eyeballs in some jars

Yu-Gi-Oh would hit super hard in Spanish I bet

when me and my brothers were little we lived in colombia and they had space ghost c2c in spanish, it was my 1st introduction to it and I don't wanna say it was necessarily funnier than the english version but the voices were extremely silly and it was just very good in its own special way

the world famous a&w mozza burger is now available for $5 CAN for a limited time

first spider of spring "hello"

A single thumbs up in Teams can change everything

i call it earl great due to its flavour

drinking a cup of the famous tea "earl gret tea"

If the upright bassist looks like this you’re gonna hear the best solo of your life

Reiki therapist: your energy is fucked up. It's bad. Me: thank you doctor. Reiki therapist: hold still I'm going to blow you up with my power.

Enjoyers are like “oh now this I like”

I sure hope that all is revealed in its due course

Kirby or Enthusiasm

Surfing Without the Alien

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Found a cool stick

waiting for the #bus

hbd to famous poster "claire"

introducing Macarena 2

my name is Ian W. Teenburger

my name is Meg A. Mann

NARRATOR: Gordon has a very special surprise guest working in the kitchen today....Mario, from Super Mario Bros MARIO: ah, ravioli! RAMSAY: fuck me....

bad times in the world but great day on here it must be said

@saraiya.bsky.social hello and welcome to calgs!!!

PaRappa the Rapper Stay away from me PaRappa the Rapper Mama let me be

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EVH was low key on one when he wrote Jump

@cheatlines.co Dark Seltzer TNN hell yes

Due to the world, I’m inventing a Narrow Big Gulp that’s 2 feet tall

#falafel for #breakfast

on the way to work wonder whats gonna happen today

they're adding a recipe for "boy kibble" to the famous video game Star Dude Valley

one of the funniest things I remember from working in kitchens is when this one chef was showing me how to make a salad because he was convinced I was pretty thick and required a salad tutorial (?) anyways when he was done he looked at me and said not quite yelling but still super loud "BIG FLAVOUR"

To a layperson i may appear to be eating a sandwich in my Honda civic but it goes much deeper than that

cloaking device is a weird name for a sci-fi thing imo at least in terms of what it does. it's not like if a guy wears a cloak irl you suddenly can't see them

payday tomorrow Reeeeeeuuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh

they're releasing a new patch for the video game "star dude valley" that lets you use combine wheat and hops with the different fruits and vegetables to make fucked up beer flavours just like your favourite local microbrewery

here is another t shirt design idea I just had

has anyone made a Strait Outta Hormuz T-shirt yet, just curious. It could be a good bit or maybe not but it's something I thought of just now so I figured I'd post about it. Anyways probably going to Tim Hortons for lunch again

purchasing some garbage bags at wal mart. and also a big bag of red lentils

checking my posts while I wait for my tim hortons lunch sandwich

they are now calling me señor pantalones due to my various acquisitions of new pants at excellent prices

excited for breakfast tomorrow

thinking about buying a rotisserie chicken from safewat

my name is Graham E. O'Ward