If you feed a man for a day, you have committed a grave sin. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever help anyone.

We're Making Some Changes To The Air You Breathe

Sweepea

And they say that a hero could save us I'm not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles Watch as they all fly away....................

manifest him clutching his chest

I'm as beautiful as a bumblebee, and twice as tall

sode of pop, chew of charelston,

taking the road less leveled

all these people getting into nirvanna the band the show, praising matt johnson, not realizing the whole idea was basically ripped off from a Korean movie called "Moron Plan"

i met *hic* CApster the ghost

Typing up and then drafting like a dozen impotently angry tweets

(Unable to reach) I bet that garbage tastes sour anyway 😑

SSSSSMOKIN!!! I'm high on drugs, as well as under the influence of THE MASK!!! -The Mask

since i hit the big 444, time to self RT this

i did my white rapper bit too hard and blood came out

listening to steve howe pluck and strum them things is one my favorite things to do

it smells gooed in here

i write from First-Person Idiot perspective

Franky Fargone and the Forlorns

surely this is all preamble to my real, true life

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Moving along…

ASL STL

They sent me the wrong, slower color

Battery Not Included

sparse reverby movie trailer cover of the billy bass song

my neighbor’s dog is sending me coded messages that say things like ‘i never stop barking. i never shut the fuck up’

on Sunday, you comb your hair

hmm it might be steve's "holky fuck", or a random suicidepussy post

me and my friends would've beaten Angine de Poitrine to death with hammers, I can tell you that much

doing another famous tweet parody...forgive me

new running shoes today. i will become Fast again

Liberté, Egalité, Banjokazooié

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO COULD USE EIGHT DJEMBES

lord lift me out this land of meth

switching from my Driving Gloves to my Parking Gloves

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

it's cheap black mesh shorts season, boys

i must make my self strong again, for what is to come (hobby horse race)

the space man has a micro grow. i can see some issues here but i guess you work with what you have, including free time

when i save a draft just take me back here :) i don't need to go back to drafts :) :)

likely hero makes unremarkable rescue

Remembering the legendary drummer, James Gadson. "Some drummers are soulful. Some drummers are funky. Some drummers are rockin'. Some drummers are swinging, but NO drummer has impacted the art of breakbeat drumming like James Gadson," said Questlove. Gadson was 86.

southern podcast guest turning up the accent

A Series

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

onions provide valuable onionoids

the damage real world/road rules has done is incalculable

when slimer spread that shit

i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE drinking sweet sweet, sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sodie pop