this made me stand and holler hell

(sexy lady voice) Basic Encounters 💋

nba refs should have intimidating masks on, especially now that they have to look in the camera to give challenge results

Gmorn

please repect my need to rt dog air

a cat will suck the air from a babe's lungs. a dog will fill them with dog air, like a bellows

UZDOOM WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW

graf's zahl, folks!

Pony with a trick yet to be devloped

fried chicken lunch can be risky, but i am willing to risk it

This nation gone astray cries out for a steadier hand, and wikkeder klownz

if you ask me, fibs are nothing more than mere lies 🗣️

i am watching the James Garfield show that has Every White Guy in it

🎸 🌊 little old me eating empanadaaaaaa 🏄

This is *men's* wear, sir. Let us please try to act like it

today’s boo-boo view

Why are people always trying to revive the fainted/collapsed right away? I think the body knows when it needs to rest and we should trust it 🌻

im keeping the halloween bvp for a while yet

acclaim? acclaim, please?

Go ahead. Summon him. He loves it.

honestly tho the mayor of NYC should be that old guy from Miracle on 34th Street

they should change the team to the Philadelphia 67ers. because of the youths

hurry up and move out of NYC so i can move there cheaper and ruin the rest of my life trying to be a comic again

goddamn the baby episode (s3e2) of eastbound and down might be the best

some photoshop this like that game where you climb giants. i think its called "kill the giant" i cant do it im busy

i think the muppet babies could've banded together and slain the Nanny

don't go pouring big glasses of water at my house

playing in my head for the next 2 months www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6X2...

This bug are all over my damn land

have you favorited "Jack-Off George Sultans Of Swing" post today? we are still yet short of 11

this house, is it "Of Buggin'"?

(pause for Debs pop)

Trying these for first time Honey bbq good, salt and vinny great but could be stronger Original undersalted somehow??

"Yo, I feel like Curtis Sliwa" -one of the Ninja Turtles, I think

why did they simply not put another heart in the cheney

this i believe: the jack off george dire straits post deserves at least 11 likes on this platform. and i wont rest until what i believe should be so, is so

♩♫ You check out Jack-off George, he knows all the Porns Mind, it's strictly rhythm He doesn't want to make it cry or sing ♫♩

cmon kinny strike his ass out

i truly think a rip-roaring season of Celebrity Deathmatch would heal this land i live in

I’m in the ateth grade. And noone can tell me what to do!!!!!!!

customer just told me USPS is holding their package since FEDEX won't pay them for final mile delivery, and wants $20 or something to pick up. insane if true

turning off flux for that later afternoon jolt

dark technology is at work, these days my freiends, www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ZD...

im about to eat chicken tendies. im not stunted im NOT they're just convenient right at this particular moment!!!

i have more riffing on the subject, if you are receptive to that at this time

Today mich was in the box

the Sour Patch Kids' savory cousins