I Am Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
are we going to ride on these fools, or are we not going to ride on these fools?
about 4 hours ago
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I was thinking of resting today, but there’s gonna be rain in the coming days so I just went out, broke the 4 mile mark w/o sacrificing pace
about 9 hours ago
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aw man tony head died
about 14 hours ago
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i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm Brian and there's Uncle Fester Dad
about 16 hours ago
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Bubby Beelze, at your Sulfurous
about 17 hours ago
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Why Your Tantrums Aren't Your Fault!!!! They're noooooot!!!!!!!!!!
1 day ago
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I Am Butter Bessie
buying this to give to a girl midway through our first date
over 2 years ago
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hmm...what shit that only makes me laugh shall i autoreblast to-nite...
1 day ago
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just hangin around
1 day ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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starting a new gang called the Good Lookin Geniuse's
1 day ago
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when the crusty bread gets dandruff everywhere 🤩
1 day ago
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i hate a new york knickerbocker, but damn. brunson wild on em
2 days ago
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How many cats kitty do you own?
2 days ago
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Got very little sleep due to the cat waking me up early so I felt like I was dragging total ass, but I put another 3 miles in today and apparently I ran faster
2 days ago
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what if we said "hail satan", that would be so b'dass
3 days ago
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Forgot about regular fry legs…
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3 days ago
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was playing this earlier, had a straight up fire team until my last slots were PG/C and I got 80s Spurs, no David Robinson (played in 89-90??)
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Scrapple-flavored Snapple. Okay? Okay.
3 days ago
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Chop Day
4 days ago
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no my son Kirby is named after the great Mr Puckett, NOT that FOUL pink creature
4 days ago
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Strong urge to throw
4 days ago
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Little faster today, a little longer. I’d like to get back to doing 3 to 9 miles most days by Summer’s end
4 days ago
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just got a spam text and they tried to go a "Type STOP to end" thing but it just said STOP at the end, like a telegram
4 days ago
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invested in some wide legged linen blend pants for the summer. now im doing flowy pants guy walks and moves/poses
4 days ago
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It's a Monday Pelly Party!! Do you partake?
5 days ago
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No, I am not on a "leash". My wife and I have a Tethered Marriage
5 days ago
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a drumming game i like to play is "throw on popular music from My Youth and see if I can fake my way through it" and sing it also if possible Today it was dave matthews band, i played maybe 3 fills and half the bass drum notes written but it was fun. CB is busy as hell so you can kind of do whateve
5 days ago
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this is how movies should be watched
5 days ago
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prolly the last time ill autoreblast dog air. it must stand on its own from now on
6 days ago
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I Am Butter Bessie
a cat will suck the air from a babe's lungs. a dog will fill them with dog air, like a bellows
over 2 years ago
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these rooms...they're back!
6 days ago
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is your life slipping away in front of you, OKC?
6 days ago
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i love seeing basketball players make shots in the hoop
6 days ago
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nice pushback from da spurs to end the half
6 days ago
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ugh, here come the Pat Nixon stans
7 days ago
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lawyers should have to master puppetry as well to demonstrate their narrative
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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termite swarm is back 😜
7 days ago
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love almost everything about this plant, but it's pushing Nanners all over! Plucked some but I can't possibly get them all. Hopefully I can chop these things before seeds can develop. I did sprinkle some pollen from one on a chocolope, just to see what happens 🤪 i might have to chop those early
7 days ago
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bread crazy but the caesar aint little 😜
8 days ago
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If you see the police... Han a Barbara
8 days ago
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i love it when boo boo comes back, cause that means boo boo came back
8 days ago
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people are seeing giant crayfish around here...i get to pull this classic out from ancient comedy days
8 days ago
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gilpin...betty...wat's up are you on blueksy
8 days ago
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I think this is the first time I have run more than a consecutive mile at pace since two years ago when I was in the seven minute range and started to have knee issues Not quite the same, but very happy
8 days ago
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The worst leaner in back finally broke. Still seems intact, though if it starts to visibly die ill cut that branch and dry it
9 days ago
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grandmaxxing by setting up her calendar to say i have 36 birthdays a year. that's checks baby
9 days ago
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i'm butter than you
9 days ago
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin
10 days ago
message that comes up when you want to close mobydick.exe
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