I Am Butter Bessie
@scrubby.bsky.social
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
If you feed a man for a day, you have committed a grave sin. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever help anyone.
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We're Making Some Changes To The Air You Breathe
23 minutes ago
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Sweepea
about 1 hour ago
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And they say that a hero could save us I'm not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles Watch as they all fly away....................
about 4 hours ago
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manifest him clutching his chest
about 4 hours ago
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stu
about 6 hours ago
I'm as beautiful as a bumblebee, and twice as tall
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sode of pop, chew of charelston,
about 5 hours ago
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taking the road less leveled
about 18 hours ago
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all these people getting into nirvanna the band the show, praising matt johnson, not realizing the whole idea was basically ripped off from a Korean movie called "Moron Plan"
about 21 hours ago
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i met *hic* CApster the ghost
about 22 hours ago
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Typing up and then drafting like a dozen impotently angry tweets
1 day ago
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(Unable to reach) I bet that garbage tastes sour anyway 😑
9 months ago
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SSSSSMOKIN!!! I'm high on drugs, as well as under the influence of THE MASK!!! -The Mask
1 day ago
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since i hit the big 444, time to self RT this
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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i did my white rapper bit too hard and blood came out
2 days ago
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listening to steve howe pluck and strum them things is one my favorite things to do
2 days ago
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it smells gooed in here
2 days ago
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i write from First-Person Idiot perspective
2 days ago
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Franky Fargone and the Forlorns
2 days ago
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surely this is all preamble to my real, true life
2 days ago
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
3 days ago
The Usual Suspects (1995)
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Moving along…
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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ASL STL
3 days ago
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They sent me the wrong, slower color
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3 days ago
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Battery Not Included
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3 days ago
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sparse reverby movie trailer cover of the billy bass song
3 days ago
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oak blanco
3 days ago
my neighbor’s dog is sending me coded messages that say things like ‘i never stop barking. i never shut the fuck up’
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on Sunday, you comb your hair
3 days ago
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hmm it might be steve's "holky fuck", or a random suicidepussy post
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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me and my friends would've beaten Angine de Poitrine to death with hammers, I can tell you that much
3 days ago
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doing another famous tweet parody...forgive me
3 days ago
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new running shoes today. i will become Fast again
3 days ago
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Liberté, Egalité, Banjokazooié
over 2 years ago
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YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO COULD USE EIGHT DJEMBES
4 days ago
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lord lift me out this land of meth
4 days ago
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switching from my Driving Gloves to my Parking Gloves
4 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 days ago
If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick
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it's cheap black mesh shorts season, boys
4 days ago
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i must make my self strong again, for what is to come (hobby horse race)
4 days ago
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the space man has a micro grow. i can see some issues here but i guess you work with what you have, including free time
4 days ago
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when i save a draft just take me back here :) i don't need to go back to drafts :) :)
4 days ago
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likely hero makes unremarkable rescue
4 days ago
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Discogs
5 days ago
Remembering the legendary drummer, James Gadson. "Some drummers are soulful. Some drummers are funky. Some drummers are rockin'. Some drummers are swinging, but NO drummer has impacted the art of breakbeat drumming like James Gadson," said Questlove. Gadson was 86.
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southern podcast guest turning up the accent
4 days ago
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A Series
4 days ago
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Michaela Joffe
5 days ago
"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.
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onions provide valuable onionoids
5 days ago
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the damage real world/road rules has done is incalculable
about 1 year ago
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when slimer spread that shit
almost 2 years ago
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i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE drinking sweet sweet, sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sodie pop
5 days ago
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