are we going to ride on these fools, or are we not going to ride on these fools?

I was thinking of resting today, but there’s gonna be rain in the coming days so I just went out, broke the 4 mile mark w/o sacrificing pace

aw man tony head died

i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm Brian and there's Uncle Fester Dad

Bubby Beelze, at your Sulfurous

Why Your Tantrums Aren't Your Fault!!!! They're noooooot!!!!!!!!!!

buying this to give to a girl midway through our first date

hmm...what shit that only makes me laugh shall i autoreblast to-nite...

starting a new gang called the Good Lookin Geniuse's

when the crusty bread gets dandruff everywhere 🤩

i hate a new york knickerbocker, but damn. brunson wild on em

How many cats kitty do you own?

Got very little sleep due to the cat waking me up early so I felt like I was dragging total ass, but I put another 3 miles in today and apparently I ran faster

what if we said "hail satan", that would be so b'dass

Forgot about regular fry legs…

was playing this earlier, had a straight up fire team until my last slots were PG/C and I got 80s Spurs, no David Robinson (played in 89-90??)

Scrapple-flavored Snapple. Okay? Okay.

Chop Day

no my son Kirby is named after the great Mr Puckett, NOT that FOUL pink creature

Strong urge to throw

Little faster today, a little longer. I’d like to get back to doing 3 to 9 miles most days by Summer’s end

just got a spam text and they tried to go a "Type STOP to end" thing but it just said STOP at the end, like a telegram

invested in some wide legged linen blend pants for the summer. now im doing flowy pants guy walks and moves/poses

It's a Monday Pelly Party!! Do you partake?

No, I am not on a "leash". My wife and I have a Tethered Marriage

a drumming game i like to play is "throw on popular music from My Youth and see if I can fake my way through it" and sing it also if possible Today it was dave matthews band, i played maybe 3 fills and half the bass drum notes written but it was fun. CB is busy as hell so you can kind of do whateve

this is how movies should be watched

prolly the last time ill autoreblast dog air. it must stand on its own from now on

a cat will suck the air from a babe's lungs. a dog will fill them with dog air, like a bellows

these rooms...they're back!

is your life slipping away in front of you, OKC?

i love seeing basketball players make shots in the hoop

nice pushback from da spurs to end the half

ugh, here come the Pat Nixon stans

lawyers should have to master puppetry as well to demonstrate their narrative

termite swarm is back 😜

love almost everything about this plant, but it's pushing Nanners all over! Plucked some but I can't possibly get them all. Hopefully I can chop these things before seeds can develop. I did sprinkle some pollen from one on a chocolope, just to see what happens 🤪 i might have to chop those early

bread crazy but the caesar aint little 😜

If you see the police... Han a Barbara

i love it when boo boo comes back, cause that means boo boo came back

people are seeing giant crayfish around here...i get to pull this classic out from ancient comedy days

gilpin...betty...wat's up are you on blueksy

I think this is the first time I have run more than a consecutive mile at pace since two years ago when I was in the seven minute range and started to have knee issues Not quite the same, but very happy

The worst leaner in back finally broke. Still seems intact, though if it starts to visibly die ill cut that branch and dry it

grandmaxxing by setting up her calendar to say i have 36 birthdays a year. that's checks baby

i'm butter than you

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