hit em with the nasal 1 2 3

got some therapy putty for my stupid old hands. so i can more adroitly fingabang ya moms

As a bong worker,

not sure if I can reach Nice Mode today. might take some real bongwork

few lines from this stuck in my head lately "suburban sprawl" Try to hang on Vaccine www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sae...

had a "sequel dream", a continuation of an old dream. Basically a ghost had been let in to my house and I was trying to convince everyone with multiple anecdotes that I "remembered" from my past dream so convinced that it happened and I posted about it that I was searching for my Ghost Posts

Mister Sleepy Godabed

for breakfast im eating scrambled tylenol eggs and rapture bacon

im raptchaing, i know theyre gonna pick me, i wore the red dress,

the nearer i get to 40 the better this image gets in my mind

, two hops this time,

im so glad my legendary old catholic band teacher didnt turn out a trump guy

im recording a sharp Drop in Dumbo

a chilling effect is normalizing its way across the nation...

King Crimson Elephant Talk Voice:

thank you tick talk

tracking my package through the county, the thrill of it

Out is for delivery. I am inside, for package recive

What would you say?

apparently it was blocked field goal day

same possum been visiting me for a few years now. i should ask it Would you like a pitted date my friend

Can I trust the pictures. Is it happening?

bark at the moom

some moths are just too loco

there are at least 6 dozen unidentifiable pieces of plastic in my home

my house needs gargoyles. like, couple dozen gargoyles

two flavours of armour for this wintour

I do so have friends! They're just made of wind, and talk in Dance

im going to do it. im going to try freeze dried charleston chews

someone was rolling coal in traffic today. i thought those morons had gone extinct

quick! get that ocean spray narcanberry splash into his mouth

dark mode enabled on the Work Platform...this changes every thing

i have to get away from gmail asap. it's so so bad

the other day I read about Faith No More auditioning 5 singers to replace Chuck Mosley how long did that take? hmmmmmmmmm let's go with the guy that can do anything with his voice

i think i could win the white house running mainly on Advertising Reform

(Unable to reach) I bet that garbage tastes sour anyway 😑

yr chopped and yr shits all cattywumpus

I really need to start walking longer distances regularly, but it’s so boring compared to running. I need to get a lute I can carry and strum.

The interdimensional grandpa-grandson duo is back. Life has meaning again! Stream Rick and Morty Season 8 on HBO Max

I'd be remiss, if it were required of me

i missed out on my Sugar Cereal Youth. my parents only bought Oat Bark Canoes and shit. All the wholesomeness of Oat Bark! In delightful Canoe shapes, to honor The Native Americans

i am fresh out of Xtra Sofft Brand Flav-or-less Mouth Chews

Instead of a $12 black hat, i received this. To ebay, which will pay for 10 hats

The Land of the Dying Deer

im not embarrassed to admit--if i saw one of those xeno morph things, i'd run the heck away!

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

looking at patches again

im prolly gonna end up RTing that one annoyingly often, sorry and thank you in advance

i'm scrambling for purchase, anyone need anything?