having gavin newsom active in politics is like having a rabid dog running around in the middle of a fight like sometimes he bites your opponent and you’re like haha awesome but then he bites you and you’re like ok actually not a fan of this

with the rise of the surveillance state i think we should start doing anti face recognition makeup of fake eyes and mouths all over our faces like we’re moths trying to scare off predators

(at an incredibly low point in my life) i should start dating again

HUH

i hate the term networking. some dumb ass tech bro being like “yea man networking is so important” you mean friends. you discovered the power of friendship.

I think @frogs4girls.bsky.social nailed many people’s thoughts about Gavin Newsom on the head:

i was just really excited about the trains

i love outside

it’s called side profile

gm everybody happy friday

i (digitally) painted this over a year ago and it’s been on my mind ever since and i finally got a print of it and have just been looking at it ever since it arrived i know a lot of people who i’ve shown it to don’t like it but i think it’s so calming to look at

sure i had three strokes but they weren’t like a big deal and i don’t think i even got that bad of brain damage from them i think they made me smarter actually i got the smartening strokes not the bad ones. also if i get too stressed i get blind spots in my vision.

was toweling off after my shower and was like huh i forgot to shake it for spiders this time and then was just thinking haha what if a giant black spider were to drop off of this right now my dad would just hear me shriek suddenly and you will never believe what happened next

thinking about the time years ago when i matched with a girl named ray on tinder who had the bio “my name is ray short for rachel” and my opening line was “hi ray short for rachel my name is anna short for anaphylaxis” and she unmatched me

placeholder names for things we see evidence of but don’t understand or know anything about.

my weekend as a 28-year-old pope in chicago

americans shouldn’t be allowed to be pope

training to lift my opponents by the throat

various drafts of my arm tattoo that i drew over the course of like a year leading up to getting it

i can’t believe andor really said and for our next wacky alien world we introduce planet france

nice drug addiction idiot did the unavoidable circumstances of your life and the resulting changes in your neurochemistry give it to you

yerppp

yerppp

happy thursday

i hate when a girl says “you can do whatever you want to me” like fuck now i have to think of something

i think it’s awesome that everyone my age including myself are just getting really back into playing toys

From @frogs4girls.bsky.social

went to a garden party today and lots of people complimented my outfit :)

has the europa ice war come here yet

flirting is just saying whatever comes to mind and if it doesn’t land you just spin in a circle wink snap your fingers into finger guns say “swing and a miss” and then keep going

gm everybody happy friday

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absolutely mucked UP

got power washing duty on the farm today let’s goooo

accidentally waved at someone with my phone in my hand unaware that oomfs full ass was open on screen

accidentally waved at someone with my phone in my hand unaware that oomfs full ass was open on screen

does this place have groupchats yet

yea ok

my dad and i built a catio! :)

i’m really not sure how to feel about how i dropped out of astrophysics grad school right before the entire field was put through a shredder

gm everybody happy thursday

look at this flower bracelet my friend made me

beautiful buttered toast in the sun

i miss nyc

“ugh you poors just want government handouts” yes. what the fuck? why wouldn’t we want that? we’re at a point in human history and advancement where we can give everyone handouts and help them live happy lives why the FUCK aren’t we doing that????

i keep forgetting to post on here but i just had a lovely week in new york city i love nyc i wish i could move there i think it would fix me

third wheeling a straight couple and giving the man a thumbs up and a proud smile when he says something good and shaking my head frantically and giving him a thumbs down when he says something wrong

yea man sorry i haven’t been around i’ve been hanging out in my cesspool

why am i getting so many followers on here suddenly