Your only job is to be a good host for whatever stops by to possess you

whoever invented laying in bed knew what they were doing

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

setting notification sound to hunter l4d2 scream and posting "robocop is copaganda? and also it's just bad?" then strapping my phone to a high-speed drone and flying it around an elementary school

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959)

RIP Dawid Kowalski aka Purgist, master of cut up noise and incredibly kind soul. We only met once, you needed a gig in NYC and I obliged, we hosted it at Muchmore’s and you crashed on my couch after. We smoked weed and played GTA. Stay in touch with the artists you admire and gas them up.

Kingfisher Bird

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Yoshida Hiroshi (1876-1950) El Capitan, 1925. Coloured Woodblock.

range frequency // handcut paper collage on cardstock, april 2026 #collage #abstractart #artsky #queerart

interviewed the trio behind one of my favorite records of the year 😮

Whitney Johnson, Lia Kohl, and Macie Stewart :: The Aquarium Drunkard Interview aquariumdrunkard.com/2026/04/10/w... Via International Anthem. Aquarium Drunkard spoke with Kohl, Stewart, and Johnson about friendship, the sacred, Yoko Ono, tape loops, surprise, improvisation, and more.

i hope to be at the ballot box, waiting to participate in the grandeur of democracy, when the bombs start to fall

Look. I say: Say it. Get yourself banned. Get the Discord subpoenaed. @ the FBI with a credible threat to a person with the power to do something. All bets are off, brother. When else

As a Democrat I support our brave men and women blowing up dozens or hundreds of people at a time, piece by piece, until it adds up to thousands, but not thousands or tens of thousands all at once. That's not who we are as a nation.

bleak

Some very say news just in, but Shozin Fukui, director of Pinocchio 964 and Rubbers Lover, passed away on 2 April. As some might know, in the midst of a resurgence of interest in his work that culminated with a 2025 retrospective at K's Cinema in Shinjuku, he was diagnosed with oesophageal cancer.

learning that Jesus Christ conquered death and overcame the grave is a lot less impressive when you realize who his dad is 😕

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

THE HOBBIT (1977): DOPESMOKER EDITION A fan edit by me that pairs the beloved Rankin/Bass animated Hobbit movie with the legendary sounds of Sleep's collosal single track album DOPESMOKER. Get it here: drive.google.com/file/d/16tci...

new album - "vaguely apprehended christmastime" - available now purityolympics.bandcamp.com/album/vaguel...

This is such a stupid time to be writing a book

thrilled to reveal the front cover for this release, coming soon: Vanessa Rossetto - The Professional (Erstwhile 011-2)

Extraordinary BBC film about the last permanent residents of Eastbourne grand hotels, 1988. The producer, John Pitman, was known for his gentility & sensitivity - the old people paid him back in spades, quietly revealing extraordinary things. Worthy of Alan Bennett. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgpK...

SEWARD TN WITH @purityolympics.bsky.social

nother EP out next week it's a silly one

i have been Depicted

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

It remains so funny that for 20 years people were like “ooooh Burial is so mysterious. I wonder what he’s actually like” and then the last burial interview that resurfaced last year revealed the answer was truly “just some guy”

Fishmans LIVE 1993-12-15 @Inkstick Suzue Factory (Partial) https://archive.org/details/fishmans931215

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

@purityolympics.bsky.social killing it with @malamikotheband.bsky.social at new world, 3/5/26

Pinter: 'I never think of myself as wise. I think of myself as possessing a critical intelligence which I intend to allow to operate.'

hello I am now a member of @flaminghydra.com and am kicking things off with a multi part series on fascist aesthetics and what their whole deal is flaminghydra.com/toward-an-un...

fucking, creature #browt #pokemon #pokemonspoilers #spoilers #windandwaves

❄️ “impossible february in d minor” by @purityolympics.bsky.social is OUT NOW! 🎊 Head over to the Bumpy Records and/or purity olympics Bandcamp pages to stream, download, and order tapes of the newly reissued album here: purityolympics.bandcamp.com/album/imposs... 🎶 📸: Joe Keyport 🙌 (1/2)

anyways open.substack.com/pub/firstcla...

growing up, other kids told me i was dumb & gay & a girl. turns out they were right..

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license. They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

i only write on substack when somebody dies lol

rip to my favorite composer/artist/proposer of sound, i would be close to nothing without her

sometimes trans women get ideas above their station. that’s why it’s important to cancel them periodically

Ragger - 𝙀𝙪𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 - lovingly reviewed in @pitchfork.com by @purityolympics.bsky.social: "By representing antiquated musical styles with vigorously bright and cheery tones that would sound equally vintage in 1976 or 2026, Ragger exit the time flow and ask for the music to be taken as it is."

went long on joplin and @hausumountain.bsky.social's new ragtime covers album pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...