“I go home to the boy from the Chiefs / You’re nothing but a big old beetch” DAMN Taylor is COOKING on this new album

tieagami

did something happen? i’ve been stranded in the Alps after disaster struck my father’s retirement party and everyone on every platform is talking about Star Trek for some reason

jd vance gonna have his hand way up trumps ass tomorrow to assure america he is healthy like a muppet, which I, as a god fearing conservative, find quite alluring

this is generational right here

imagine slipping into AI induced psychosis. just slip into regular psychosis like the rest of us. grow up

holy shit iran just bombed love island

alls i’m saying is, pope francis wouldn’t have let this happen

there are two types of people in this godforsaken world: mayochup haters, and mayochup stans. they’re both going to hell

this is the biggest storm in recent memory until like a month from now

banging on my religious neighbors door going “THE RAPTURES HERE!!! AND YOU DIDNT MAKE IT!!! YOURE STUCK WITH US DUMBASS 🤣🤣”

this is like the least important thing but i stg Zelenskyys name changes spelling everytime i see it. like it autocorrected to two y’s this time fucks up with that

2025 jerry seinfeld be like: “what’s the deal with airplane… crashes? 😔”

i love when they do the meme. the plane crashed. because of woke.

even as our rights are stripped and our institutions erode… those selfish prudes still won’t bring back the original loko

the only people who say “indisputable” are football commentators, and they don’t really seem to know what it means

why don’t we take the snow from the east and give it to the fires of the west

“ruthkanda forever” ass tweet lol

starting a new sports book for the break up and balkanization of the United States. line set at over/under September 1st, 2025 at noon. you pay me real money now and i will pay winnings back once the US dollar is devalued

He Went to Jared

Breaking News: PayPal CEO founder and tech billionaire genius Elon Musk is building electric vehicles and landing rockets to show what reusability means in the 21st century. #wow #epic #heckinawesome

this is my 9/11

she I-ing my P till i’m like “Suite”

does any one wanna play flag football on tuesday

twas the blue of times twas the sky of times

y’all gotta stop writing fan fiction for elected officials

one thing i quite respect about indeed dot com is how you’ll type keywords into the job search bar and then it will just completely ignore them and show you some unrelated shit

they should post the social security number of the guy who pushed the crowd strike bug

Just told my 10yo daughter about #Trump. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “ #Trumpkanda forever ” — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

holy shit joe biden is on stage showing the press skibidi toilet. he’s saying that he has rizz and is an alpha. holy shit

i’m telling yall. balkanization of the united states based upon college football conference by the end of 2025. that’s why texas joined the sec

she R on my F till i K

i hope that the detroit lions win da super bowl and that the detroit pistons never win another game for the rest of the season