So many empty seats, wtf NCAA?

😐

THANK YOU BROTHER KYLE

TMAC giving RAJ shit for trading Cole the day after he threw a no hitter. Why is RAJ back with the Phillies?

Michael Lorenzen

I appreciate Lorenzen's dedication to help his friends, but if he could let Kyle hit a HR for the fantasy team, that would be awesome bro

Aaron Nola seeing he has run support:

TWO hits in an inning? Can you do that?

BRAN-DON!

I'm not understanding what's happening. More hits than outs made in the game?

Stott!

Bohm!

Get better Nika!

I thought the #ACES protected Aaliyah Nye? Disappointed

Jesus on Good Friday: (Dies for our sins) Me on Good Friday: (Goes to Costco for my meds)

I missed Holy Thursday, but a related part of the week for me

Unfortunately AI got this one wrong too

Jesus talking to himself in the tomb:

I'm sorry that Bluesky is the official sports app of real intellectuals, perhaps you could try Twitter? I hear they might be more your speed.

Czech Republic

Wife 3 hours ago: Gonna be at poker awhile? We wanna watch a movie. Me, now: Movie over? Wife: We're watching Jesus of Nazareth is a 7 hour movie

The Drive to Poker Karaoke List and fit: You Dropped A Bomb On Me - The Gap Band Man of Constant Sorrow - Soggy Mountain Boys She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals Need You Tonight - Inxs We Belong To The Night - Pat Benitar. Go Yard Goats!

I think it's been long enough, let's bring back Crystal Pepsi.

SO LONG BOZO

I only went to Catholic school K-8, but i still have those religious ceremony processes deeply ingrained in my brain. PEACE BE WITH YOU AND ALSO WITH YOU LIFT UP YUR HEARTS WE LIFT THEM TO THE LORD AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stock market holiday tomorrow for Good Friday. My very big problem client with OCD and narcissism issues: You are closed Friday? Who can I go to with issues? My bosses's boss: You can send an email and we will get back to you on Monday

This is the most Mondayest Thursday-Friday that ever existed.

I guess I missed a speech from Trump? Sorry, I was busy playing a pirate slot machine and not giving a fuck what that cancerous tumor gargles out his porous hole

JFC assholes

I say, I say, I say... I do declare

Was there any doubt?

He even sounds like his dad a bit

I'm ok if we rebrand to the Philly Sosas

time to #RingTheBell

GAME BLOUSES #PHILLIES

Sosa. Simply Sosa. #Phillies

I will disregard Waltham fucking up again at 3rd, but we should talk about that some other time

BITCHEEEEEESSSSSS 🍑🍑🍑🍑

WHO LOVES SOSA????? #PHILLIES

Imagine if our bullpen hadn't given up a 3 run HR

Another awesome bullpen constructed by Dumbrowski #Phillies

Dykstra Update www.wvia.org/news/local/2...

I'm exhausted and it's only 11:57am

Hey DraftKings! I would love to investigate the classic DMX Movie "Cradle 2 The Grave" (This is not an April Foo Day post)