Brent Crude

Price of electrons holding steady 💅

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

members of jambands love to wear pearl jam tshirts

moe. fuks

Dope spot for a recording studio, tbqh

I’m not an alt-text skeptic, but I do wonder if the scolds realize that it also ensures a cleaner dataset to extract for text<>image machine learning. In that sense, it’s free labor serving an unseen beneficiary couched in the (legitimate) rhetoric of accessibility.

#1 or nanz

Alright screw it, let’s see those #portions

Sturg should release Don’t Let Go as a streaming single, as a treat

How were Sun Chips invented? Had to be a “happy accident,” right?

The kids’ new thing is renting DVDs from the library. Today’s pick was Planet of the Apes (1968 version)

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

I wonder if something is changing with Allstate Arena? Billyween seemed like a lock, and I just read that WWE (who was very clearly their most reliable client) is decamping for the United Center for the first time in over two decades

hehehe

If you need me, I’ll be reading Wirecutter sardine reviews

Brent Crude

Hot DAMN the new Sturg is good. Like best of the decade list good.

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

Sturg dropping his album the same week the Elvis concert doc is in theaters? I don’t believe in coincidences

Traitors finale 😱😱😱

My high school friend just regifted us a patchwork skirt I made for her in 1997 😁 #ogstitchinbitches

it’s gritney bitch

Bots deserve tickets too

One thing I really liked about Magoo is how they creatively used pedal filters across several instruments. The widely copied Billy overdrive pedal doesn’t do much for me (even when Billy uses it :ducks:)

“Everything Must Go Remix”

“Guess who!”

Looking forward to the, uh, discourse tomorrow 😅

POV: you’re a friend-of-a-friend in 1993, and you get assaulted with this antics-filled word salad variety show

Ok, real talk: how do you row upstream with a craft bereft of oar? Smdh.

If you ever wondered what vape flavored la croix tastes like…

How we gonna get rid of all these shit seats, boss? We’ll just call it a “lottery”

One of those weeks where I swear tfg I’m on the Truman Show

All online sales now: Order now for 70% off!* * maximum $0.10 discount

Michael Flatley implies a Michael Curveley - sent from my drafts

Bronzeback is a sweet instrumental. Surprised there’s no studio rendition

Final tally, saved $78 over regular rates for the month 😋

Is there a worse product:packaging quality differential than Bar Keeper’s?

Would you eat at my fast casual startup based on baked potatoes? I’m tentatively calling it Great Lakes Potatoes #1 (GLP-1)

“We got yr money!!” - J. Fishman

Hits phish lottery request 😯 …is 300s 🫩 See yall in Madtown!

Watching the double MKE #JOTY final like

Traitors is riveting…mostly because mafia is the best group game ever invented, but the campy stuff is really good too

I’d like to share that my speed oven can make a 10oz baked potato in under 10 minutes.

Lmao

Closing ceremonies <gaping chasm> Opening ceremonies

Saw Elvis in IMAX. The directing was a little heavy handed, but man he’s got rizz…watching him work through a set on stage is a treat

Having a lot of thoughts about Magoo

Pritzker’s invoice to White House: (via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov