pains me to say this but the shark tank guy is excellent

Hard to come up with a bigger piece of shit than sacks. His whole world view and belief system aside, he’s just a total shameless toadie. EB Farnum ass venture cap freak

halfway through Marty Supreme and it reminds me a lot of Inside Llewyn Davis

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

6yo finally hit a bottle flip from across the room onto the basement stairs (I cut out the 40ish failed attempts)

is there an iOS shortcut that lets you quick switch from audio from one music app to another?

6yo: I want to get the game where you have to make the hole bigger Me: ………what

Now spinning (digitally)

This is the full one

what if the hacky sack revolution is just because the youths yearn to stand in a circle? Maybe blunts are next for a comeback

I’m tryin to get that fantavirus

“You guys got houses???”

popping into an email string that's devolved into two people blaming each other over something that doesn't matter trying to get them to focus on performing the task that will solve it and also takes 2 minutes to do

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Just clap your hands, just clap your hands

not going to click on this but i think this well is officially tapped dry

Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

give the character models absolutely gigantic dump truck asses

the shirt for when your training no longer resembles the song structure of what you started out with

thinking about a professor I had, maybe the kindest and most easygoing person I’ve ever met, coming back from a faculty lunch with john roberts and sighing “christ what an asshole”

@telareadicculus.bsky.social @mjstedy.bsky.social is there any benefit to trap bar deadlift vs regular bar?

When will the most powerful fucking dickbags in the finally catch a break

cruise ship hentai virus

one good use for AI

at some point there has to be a reckoning where every member of the media is called to account for being complicit in this scam

Rain never stopped, games cancelled

wife just called to let me know she spotted another groundhog burrowing in the backyard

softball season opening day doubleheader tonight and folks I think we’re going to be ok

lefty commie bully

There's no such thing as the real world, some immutable set of conditions that we all must contend with, the world is put into motion by choices that we make. If we can't even begin from the basic premise that none should suffer we've already conceded.

headline writer got yelled at

this article is engineered to make normal people go insane. Measels was considered eliminated in the US 25 years before prediction markets existed

I went to the dermaotologist for the first time ever last summer at 41 to have a full body check, they took two samples of things that ended up being benign, and that was that. Quick and easy! I'll be back again in June

thanks man I've been lifting

this feels like a solution in search of a problem

if ai ever works as it’s been sold to us, the most easily replaced employee of every company would be ceo and as far as i can tell theres never been a single article written about that

Getting coffee from the other quick chek because the cashier at my usual one has started to recognize me and talk to me

too on the nose

Every year I have to hear about what some new fucking billionaire is convinced is going to happen and it’s never correct. Stop falling for it!

we have to stop letting leather jacket guys be CEOs. The venn diagram should be two distinct circles.

Capitol Tour Guide Keeps Pointing Out Hidden Spots With Uninterrupted Sight Lines

8yo has been delving deep into Portal lore

you don’t say?

Oh no can you imagine if his “I am being persecuted” narrative was even stronger? He might have been elected double secret president

getting dome over the strait of hormuz >>>>>>>>>

🐐 chapo guest and it’s not even close

handstand training