lmao at Joe Russo and TH talking about Bobby on sirius

You’ve heard of a Costco hotdog, sure, but imagine this: two Costco hotdogs

JD Vance you will never fill the hole in your soul and you will never experience real love platonic or otherwise. The world will never be quite real to you despite all desperate efforts otherwise. On your deathbed your last thought will be “Is that all?” And you are very ugly as well.

Ötzi is out here with the longest paragraph of illnesses and maladies I’ve ever seen and he’s still busting on the reg. What’s 🫵 your excuse??

“come on man”

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

imagining a really short guy taking these and getting mad when the people are the same size as him

Department of Homeland Security spending bill just passed 220-207 with the support of the following Democrats: • Henry Cuellar • Tom Suozzi • Vicente Gonzalez • Laura Gilles • Marie Gluesenkamp Perez • Jared Golden • Don Davis

the genius of jerry garcia is that he was a tit man who liked to play ass man music

Hrnnng

this year's nominees for best picture are... bugonia

This is the only correct “Jerry would have loved this” post any of you have ever made

Who are these these hypothetical people that democrats are afraid will ask them about their immigration policy from 2020-2024? “We’re so scared that someone might ask us about this? Who is going to ask and why? Let’s start there

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

IG ad bringing the good stuff, both design and choice of blank

based jack white

Trying to get video of lifts to check form and progress and laughing trying to figure out camera placement for leg press. It’s undercarriage-adjacent

Just shared this one Facebook, because I had to get the words out. Sharing here in case its in any way useful to you.

Just comply bro. Just do what they say. Just let them in your house. Just let them fuck your wife, and then you can file a complaint after they leave.

its not a competition yadda yadda ok but the TAB ladies‘ verses destroyed everyone on this

Taking a quick break from our regularly scheduled America pessimism to say hell yeah the super bowl snack archway is back, baby! USA #1!!!

Any democrat that’s not seriously talking about significant structural changes to the courts cannot be taken seriously

"also no one ever tells me how cool my leather jacket is, and that's doing a lot damage too."

Two hairdressers and a stylist working full-out for 90 minutes before his speech at The Dracula Ideas Summit to make this guy look as absolutely fucked up as possible. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

The Revivalists’ Jam On payola scheme must be jamvestigated

people here could reduce their worrying by 80-90% if they just learn about occam's razor

it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network

“Breaking” might be overstating it a bit

No! No! Wrong!

left my water bottle in the car overnight and it formed an ice nipple

you know what the best part of my day is? For about 4 minutes, when I see that your aircraft made an emergency turnaround, until I find out that it's for a minor electrical maintenance issue

this is basically what everyone hoping trump is dying is like on here

miscalculated my granola to yogurt ratio and accidentally made cement

Now that it’s been a couple of days: I’m glad Miami fans can get back to their regular passion - making Kalshi bets about the outcome of HR complaints leveled against them

“Yeah, this is Jeremy’s mom. Uh huh. Gnashed his teeth and did what??! Oh my god, I’ll be right down. Please tell the recess lady how sorry I am.”

When your car is embarrassed it threw up a low tire pressure signal too early and refuses to admit it

You know it’s real deal cold when this is no longer accurate

When it happens, there will be so much celebration in the streets and on social media, that no one will lose their jobs. The economy would simply crumble if you fired that many people.

BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.

is It Happening????

It's always been abolish ICE. For the first time, more Americans support abolishing ICE than oppose it. But Republicans are proposing hundreds of millions in funding for this lawless agency. I'll oppose this bill. We cannot give more money to an agency responsible for terrorizing our communities.

This week, the House votes on DHS funding. I will not vote to give ICE a single cent. No more blank checks for a rogue agency that operates above the law, escalates violence, and erodes our most basic freedoms.

democrats standing up to trump

I think it would be great if this guy redacted

I would love it if his heart took a subdued, meandering approach to beating

seeing this thumbnail pop up in my suggested videos and knowing that I have the next 3 hours of music decided for me >>>>>>

Tár-coded

these people are so fucking annoying