workshopping a new discourse that I’m tentatively calling “everyone who wasn’t born between 1980 and 1985 is literally hitler”

man I’ve seen the way you run, your brain is going to be absolutely excuse ridden

the sports understander has logged on

Discard into my mouth you mean

So the price of pool chlorine is just never going to come back down again? It’s been 6 years since Covid/that chemical plant fire

INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to accompany Bob into the afterlife!

Mind Enterprises was like a private equity minimum viable product that they could charge $27 for

ideal pre-show bathroom

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

🥵🥵

napping up in preparation for a DJ type event tonight, @dijcrap.bsky.social take notes

Mind Enterprises in brooklyn tonight

Mamdani chooses uber-capitalists Biggie, Nas and Jay-Z among his five favorite rappers. Is it a pivot to center?

Hassane Diallo is 6’8, and he is absolutely towered over.

yahoo this desperation is sad

that’s showbiz, playboy

gonna tell my kids this was Angine de Poitrine

I’ve been laughing about this for 3 straight days, my wife and I keep telling each other to get the hell out of here with your knob

RIP chick norris, a real piece of shit who people fondly remember because of some cringey internet jokes from 2004

This guy is quickly climbing the ranks of “people I would very much like to see ______, possibly with a ____ but really in any manner actuall”

googoo dolls iris voice

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

2027: your request to the capitol for a 1500 calorie per day ration is rejected in a letter that opens with "dear fuckwit" and ends with the signature of U.S. Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services Jared Fogle

Yeah sex is great but have you ever told your kid you’re going to throw away any toys you find laying on the floor in the middle of the room and then you actually throw away any toys you find laying on the floor in the middle of the room?

If only there was some kind of sign that this could be coming. A nickname perhaps

Ok very impressive to be sure, now can I get a couple plates to do my squats or

going to win the tournament survivor pool i enter every year by sheer force of will and excel skills

Seeing the loudest and most obnoxious voter ID perverts in my town’s Facebook group getting outraged at NJ requiring licenses for e-bikes as too much of a burden for teenagers and parents

lmao

its incredibly clear when someone has not actually tried to follow sports on Bluesky, the official sports app™️

if there's anything you as an individual can do to improve this it's to post as much as possible in the most deranged manner possible about every niche interest that passes through your brain. everything else is on the bluesky dev team to figure out

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

click through the photos

All of these guys are so fucking weird

I can’t get over this guy’s face. Just totally empty, no brain activity whatsoever. The human equivalent of that baby bird that fell off a cliff and hit its head 3 dozen times on the way down

the NYPost comments section is 100% in support of Afroman and making jokes about the cops, we’re officially in bizarro world

Crispin Blunt

the music is so good

every time any of the broadcasters mention "all the turmoil that venezuela has endured"

howcouldyounotberomanticaboutbaseball.gif

hell yeah

companies love to send the worst formatted excel files you've ever seen, ones that break every normal function that normal people use

baseball is the goated posting sport. Basically designed to be group watched by people posting together

baseball is the fucking best

Alex Caruso just blocked a shot with his shoe. He was called for a foul and given a technical. 😭 #NBA

that was about as close as it gets