Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

havent read any trash in a while, anyone got a yuri about a middle aged never-married woman addicted to mahjong for me to imprint on?

free mini-zine hot off the presses hunktears.itch.io/liber-49

wwe danhausen almost makes it worth losing ricky starks

Thank you Triple H for signing Danhausen

dead flag blues every day forever

RIP Dan Simmons, you would have loved war with Iran

so, like, is there a mx self-destruct?

great article from spectre on theories of fascism & the transmisogyny underpinning today's transphobic onslaught, with trans women as today's "red woman" in the theweleit-influenced modern fascist imaginary spectrejournal.com/gender-ideol...

rereading sea-witch and all i wanna do is read more sea-witch

kevin durants suns run and cm punks aew run have many things in common (they will haunt me long after everyone else has moved on)

finally have a full and well rounded social life in ny so where should i move now?

Im like if a chaser wanted friendship

pretty sure if i stop listening to podcasts I'll finally reopen my heart to romantic love

LETS ALL GIVE UP!!!

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

petplay is when me and the bestie talk over text like we're a dog and a bird on an adventure

doing research

can anyone tell me if it's good that the bookkeeping software my boss uses is sending me payday loan spam?

the internet is a great place to spend 24+ hours seeing people engaging with some controversial document and then when you look at the document yourself it's an eight-year-old's blog where they wrote "if i swallowed a grape whole without chewing it could i poop it out and wash it and eat it again"

(chino moreno 7 words voice) i think that i fucked a guy i think that i sucked his cock i think that he came inside white pee all up in my butt

sitting in your "friends" house where he lives with his mom and they never open the curtains and he's taking 45 minutes to weight out a quarter oz for you and making you smell every jar like a sommelier

The evolution of Socratic Dialog... Socrates... Kierkegaard... Gollum... Contrapoints... Kevin Durant...

can't stress enough that you should not fall all the fuck the way down a flight of wooden stairs if you can help it

it is wrong and fucked up for anyone to hold a mental model of addie in their head that is incomplete and i can't control imho

a life is not worth living unless u lez it out

really testing whether my bpd diagnosis was misdiagnosed autism when kurt angle showed up in sharknado 2 at the house party yesterday and i started yapping in front of the baddies

is it fucked up to leave 5 non-contiguous volumes of Citrus in a little free library?

meatspin score, how many meatspins can you visualize at once

Optical illusion where you can see the silhouette of meatspin go in either direction

i gave you my empire of dirt, please respond

lmao happy Valentine's day pigs

tell your wife i said happy valentines day

1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb? 2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid. 1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay

every magic the gathering night has that one dude talking about a card game with the intensity and fury that should be reserved for hating america

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

Westside gun voice: YOU EVER GO TO THE BEACH JUST TO GET OLD?????

Look I know it's rude to take pictures of other people's phones but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

you gotta date a cartoonist, it's critical

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

making my bday plans the week of and going "oh so you hate me?" every time a friend is already booked >:3c

really interesting time for understanding how people online conceive of power

The epstein files reveal the bourgeoisie acting AS A CLASS, which is to say, sharing ideas, cultural touchstones and social circles. But they do not invent economic conditions out of idle conversations, they are idiots repeating what they hear from their underlings and colleagues, please im begging

chiampa is my age yall need to chill out

aj styles retiring in riyadh is a real elder millennial smark moment of the american century being over