girl with "i love her wife" disease

girl with "i love my wife" disease

how to stop saying "oh hell yeah" like milfy tranny stone cold steve austin

DL trade? You mean like with BitTorrent?

well. it’s nothing that shooting myself in the head a billion times with the biggest gun in the world won’t fix

I can confirm its 2015, Samoa Joe and The Revival are champs

that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.

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yawning in the uber on the way to the party

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update: i have never been wrong .

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

he's right btw

I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.

he thinks hes better than the other plushies

screamo twink enters your sweaty pit (POV / JOI)

Respect Alice Wong’s call here: “When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked either because they think the virus is a hoax, that masking is virtue signaling & a sign of weakness, aren't thinking about it, or that they simply don’t care, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving.”

Yall when I say we are going to win

Saw a vision of the future and John Fettrman is going to fall down some really long stairs. lets all pray for his recovery right now

'im not feeling too good ill try writing another time when the vibes are right' NO. DOTN LISTEN. THAT IS PERFECTIONISM SPEAKING. DO IT. DO IT SCARED. DO IT SCARED AND PISS YOURSELF. WRITE IT WHILE PISSING YOURSELF. DO IT. PISS YOURSELF

if im still using social media by my bday i need someone to push me in front of the train

put those triplet basslines back in the closet where they belong. the only "goa" i wanna hear your ass talking about is GO-ing A nother direction with your production career. it's time for dance punk. it's time for 2008 electro house.

comparison is the thief of joy, in case you ever need to steal some joy

6 hours before the last halloween event of the season and i realize i should have been sinkdog

as a condition of funding, we were asked to affirm that we wouldn’t undertake any diversity, equity, and inclusion work, whether or not we used the government funds to do so. The PSF simply couldn’t agree to that statement,

acid salt heat spit

been thinking about this a lot and want to (again) plug Astoria Food Pantry which will need extra funding to help our neighbors if/when SNAP benefits are cut off. we've already been running out of food faster than usual this month—any donation amount will help! givebutter.com/afp2025

does anyone know what time they're gonna call me to go pick up my cat so i can hug her?

good light on the walk this morning

i am suddenly unable to purchase the inflatable frog suits i use for sexual purposes because they're sold out?????

should i respond to this insaaaane red flag of a poster looking to start a screamo band??

i don't really like horror movies i'm more into romcoms like hellraiser: bloodline hellraiser: hellworld hellraiser iii: hell on earth hellraiser: deader hellraiser (22) hellraiser: revelations hellraiser: inferno hellbound: hellraiser ii hellraiser: judgment hellraiser: hellseeker and hellraiser

"Our data shows everyone loves eating shit. They are eating shit during every meal!" - the guy whose job it is to shit in all the food everyone has no choice but to eat

really missed my calling to be a remarkable woman's annoying partner

I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless

the book of the new sun is about how cool it is to lie about literally every single thing you can possibly get away with

sick to death of living in a social ethos downstream of 4chan i am gonna claw my fucking flesh apart

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aria #counterweight

i think nabokov would have loved peep show

cheers to the freakin weekend

we have GOT to stop letting people enjoy things

divorced is the sexiest thing a woman can be

me: i can't keep posting my heart is too heavy me posting 30 seconds later: i would do an extrajudicial killing on ALF if i ever saw him try to eat a cat