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Fledgling Manor is a part of the Fall in Love Festival on Steam and it's 50% off for a limited time! As brand-new vampire Rocky, try to survive a deadly elimination game, and maybe find love along the way 🦇❤️ store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

finally a good video game

You are Andrew Cuomo. Can you beat Zohran Mamdani in the NYC mayoral election? Probably not. But try anyway, and learn some Real Cuomo Facts in the process! merrittk.itch.io/cuomo-and-th...

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get our cool vampire reality show visual novel on turbo discount before the Steam sale ends!!!!!

i havent had a podcast in nearly four years. if you missed hearing me, good news: i'm now a regular host of If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes w/ my old Fanbyte colleagues @nikigrayson.com & @floppyadult.com. new eps every monday, plus weekly bonus eps for patreon subs www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

also my drinking glass is a normal size. don't believe anyone who tells you it's not normal.

before I log back off FOREVER, I am a full time writer at @gardens.dev now. we're making games. it's pretty neat.

thank you all so much for enjoying brain damage with me for these last four and a half years. live más.

Important update from @hunktears.online and the show itself 🐊🚗

I came back on just to say this. I still quit social media, this is just like when you quit smoking but you have a cigarette when you're out drinking. I'm logging back off.

I hate the fleece wearing freaks who fire my friends so they can turn the internet into a big trough of unintelligable AI SEO diarrhea slop. Hire @nikigrayson.com Post over. Goodbye.

Fuck these ghouls and vampires.

Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world. www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...

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Fledgling Manor is on sale for Steam's Visual Novel Fest! -100% Positive rating on Steam -vampire reality show -cool music and art with lots of CGs -has evil woman, feral man, anarchist nonbinary sewer monster -buy it -buy it now store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

Can anyone aligned with the divine tell me if this card is good or not

This game is well written, surprising, and funny as hell!

This game is so fun and I especially recommend it to my fellow Traitors-heads. <Alan Cumming voice> myrrh-dyrrh

hey our cool vampire game is on sale for 10% off as part of the Steam Visual Novel Fest RIGHT NOW it's called Fledgling Manor and it rules.

The NBA has named Nikola Jokic the Western Conference Player of the Week. He averaged 29.8 points, 10.8 rebounds and 10.3 assists last week, during which the Nuggets went 4-0. Nikola’s massive season continues to roll on… #NuggetsSky

Fledgling Manor characters as Peep Show quotes

I really want to quit social media but I also want to know about the news. does anyone have like... a couple of good newspapers? newsletters? magazines? idk??? to recommend????? so I can know what's happening??

it turns out that when you cook with butter, lots of garlic, and heavy cream, your food will taste amazing

I still haven't started my potato leek soup because I'm catching up with all the bad news. this is crazy. I have to go make my soup I don't have time to read all of this

tbh if any of you my friends lose any government benefits or work or support or anything due to whatever impact these EOs have on trans people, text me and I will see how I can help

when I say I make art for real ones only I specifically mean the kinds of people who will leave such long reviews in ukrainian that I have to zoom out to screenshot the whole thing and who also include multiple block quotes.

"excuse me I gotta go take a leek!"- me leaving an interaction in order to try to make potato leek soup

tbh our game is really good. really well written. very cool and funny. we still haven't gotten any negative feedback.

"these vampires are too sexy. too erotic yet non-pornographic. you cannot cover this game in one of my many newspapers."- charles foster kane

Reading about DeepSeek destroying OpenAI, etc. is like coming out of a bar at 2am and in the parking lot you see the Wizard of Oz in his faded emerald green underpants wrestling with Grandpa Sawyer from Chainsaw Massacre, both swinging punches that miss

my loved ones: wait... are you spiraling? don't spiral. literally everything is cool. stop spiraling. me: I'm not spiraling!!!! also me:

tfw you're a human

we just pushed a little Fledgling Manor update! nothing huge but @shaydh.bsky.social added some portraits for a few recurring minor characters so if you haven't played it yet now's a great time to jump in store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

kojima is either getting serbian veneers or scanning a REALLY exciting new category of guy (serbian dentists)

for ny friends who want to learn some basic mending, this looks cool!

the american healthcare system is soooo fun

Fledgling Manor, our vampire reality show visual novel, runs great on Steam Deck despite not being verified. we don't know how to get verified. baby, we don't even want to be verified! we're the bad boys of the Steam Deck store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

Alan Cumming looks cute on this season of Traitors but nothing so far has beat the time he wore little glove garters last season.

lb? i HEARD you make both of these promises and thought a lot about how the lived experience of adhd is basically the “waking up the next day with a room full of swords” meme

New in "apps to never use"

i promise we're making a very good video game but the Gardens team has also been debating how many eggs we could eat in a sitting for two entire days more eggs than Marlon Brando? is eating eggs PvP? bluesky how many eggs do you think you could eat in a sitting this is really important

Physical media just got way more TWISTED!! That's right, you clowns! Soon you can bring Joker the Harlequin into your home via (purple!!!!!) VHS and Blu-ray/DVD (with tons of special feats and a zine that tells the whole story of how we made it)!! Links below!!!

I just realized that due to podcasting commitments this week, I have to watch one hour of out of context medical drama clips and a full episode of the joe rogan experience. both things I volunteered to do.