can one person who doesn't like me unfollow me please

gLad and grateful he has shared this printed object that celebrates all the times his pretend self has shit himself and killed others.

You guys are the best. More soon 🍿

if anyone wants to read the @oncinema.bsky.social zine that @hunktears.online and i made, the PDF is available on our neocities!! if friends or mutuals want a physical copy, DM us and we will figure something out. thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org

i will be pamphleting like harry dean stanton in wise blood personally and if you guys don't want one i will be blinding myself with lye after the show :/

we will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine

if you are at the @oncinema.bsky.social live show in los angeles tonight and want a zine, come find me!!

somehow the only casualty from printing dozens of copies of a 50 page zine on a home printer was caused by this horrible picture of jerry lewis biting dean martin which created a paper jam

timheads are a minority in seattle and it's not safe for us here anymore

on cinema live was crazy. thank you @timheidecker.bsky.social and @vfa-expert.bsky.social for coming to seattle :')

on cinema is a morality play about how nobody should have a podcast

I drew the three stooges for my friend

2 weeks until Oscar... me and @dizzydoctor.bsky.social are making an On Cinema zine and we put a website up for it today! :] thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org

i have oscar fever and it's making me SICK

asked jeeves some stuff and he convinced me to kill myself

James Sunderland in the game: soo horny gotta find my bitch & head to heavens night James Sunderland in the movie: Forgot to drink my wife-respecting juice today…. Chat I think I’m going to kill myself for real this time James Sunderland in DBD: Equip the Tear-Stained Pillow for a 1.16x speed buff

i hate it here

if you're ripping a song for youtube and just uploading it with an album cover instead of everything this guy is doing, don't even bother youtube.com/watch?v=vZ6P...

lot of good album art in the discogs education/medical/"non-music" categories

inspiring

why does mark prindle have a tvtropes page

i got fuckin moneyzapped

idk if anyone has pointed this out but the 10 year anniversary of TCH jr's death is gonna fall in the middle of On Cinema season 16 and i wonder if they're gonna acknowledge it

on cinema at the cinema is the most elaborate long-running nichols and may pirandello routine ever performed

i don't CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reading this in Decker's voice

can't stop laughing at this

This is how I talk about music

what did he know

the cure for autism is watching On Cinema at the Cinema (2011-present)

Train just passed by a huge digital billboard for DEAL OR NO DEAL: LIVE. There are entire planes of existence out there I can't even begin to fathom.

You can tell who your unemployed friends are based on who's already logged a Robert Redford movie on Letterboxd today.

im mostly just here to read old guys music blogs

In my restless dreams… I see that house.

been rewatching old SRL videos lately. you're not allowed to make art like this anymore.

guy at the store was asking the sales associate what new tylenols they have this week

me: enslaved tumblr community manager trying to hit his newsletter quota before the weekend:

i love 60s folk music bc they will have an album with like five songs about how much cocaine they eat and how much they want to kill themselves and then there will just be one track called "chicken wings" and it's about how they like chicken wings

I was reading a kinda bad Midnight Cowboy review in an old magazine recently and was like "I can't wait to get mad at the guy who wrote this kinda bad review of Midnight Cowboy over 50 years ago" and the byline at the end could not have been funnier

on cinema / david lynch

putting a little bit of water in your T gel pump like when you're low on hand soap

dead by daylight james sunderland looks like a guy who pulled up to silent hill already knowing his ass was guilty

two types of horror movie fans

i love the DONT section in the horror movie aisle

finally