That’s how many people I’d hug if there were that many people around when I break 90.

What’s the east coast equivalent of a life-long battle with blackberry bushes in your back yard?

Wait, is Mike's part in It's Ice the Benny Hill theme?

But my new denim jacket might be “the one” so hopefully that shows visible emotion too. It’s fucking sick.

More than one person in the past week and half has said they saw genuine emotion from me for the first time. People I’ve known for decades.

At this point I’m just staying up because I can.

Dug this up a couple weeks ago. It worked.

Seattle 2 Ts. @dianna2ns.bsky.social

I love how a 750kb spreadsheet is like a HUGE project.

Still gutted. I feel selfish now.

I wasn't expecting this but I'm truly devastated.

Our final picture together last night. Nobody that really knows me didn’t really know Clementine, even dog people were Clem fans. She was never mine, she was everybody’s. But I was definitely all hers. Rest in Power, Queen. ✊

Likely the final day with my Clementine. She has loved me more than anything else in the world and I’ve already cried twice.

I’m a local tv commercial and goal achieved.

The highlight of my 2026 is getting over 200 upvotes on a Reddit comment. Unpacking that in therapy was a trip.

Frosting on a muffin is NOT a cupcake.

Dissolving the group chat is officially the saddest part of every buddy trip.

Dissolving a months-long group chat after the weekend you've been chatting about is over is a terrible feeling.

Recognizing haikus in people's speech patterns isn't a traditional superpower but it's fun.

Which two pairs are the best on golf course/off course combo? 🏌️

8 pairs of shoes for a 3-day golf trip is totally reasonable right?

I filled a last minute golf trip spot and I don't think the rest of the crew is ready for my 6 pairs of shoes.

Sure it’s petty but I only have room for one green bubble group chat in my life.

This is the Kirkland vodka of Kirkland Phish songs.

Kirkland Pillow Jets?

Have Phish setlists made it on to any prediction market apps yet?

Have you ever changed the power on your microwave? Like, EVER?

Crazy that we were able to abolish trans-fats so efficiently.

Perfect opportunity to catch up to real time.

I guess you could say I have a “type.”

Dammit I’m like 35 seconds behind and keep spoiling the next song scrolling this place.

Hot take but I think I like couch touring Sphere in a dark room just as much as being there.

Got a new tv today and going deep with this webcast.

Santos

Just when you think you’re done with micro usb someone throws a ring camera at you and it all starts over.

⚡️🔥

I tried to order a denim jacket from Canada but since it's made in Japan I'd have to pay an extra $150 or so in illegal taxes. The journey continues.

CJ!

I just got shit talked by a Rams fan at LAX. They know who we are!!!! #boltup

Waymo is what Uber was in 2012. I highly recommend, safer than anyone I’ve driven with in years.

Today I'm doing my favorite (golf) thing which is going to the club and doing pre-round lunch in a casual outfit. Then I change in to basically the same fit but a golf version of everything.

My Masters (or any golf event really) game that I invented last year is so popular two other companies had me do it for them. Today I implemented live scoring and oh boy am I proud.

I have whatever the cheese version of the meat sweats is going on right now.

3/4 of my therapy session is just setting up a joke I want to make as I’m leaving.

One of my kinks is buying nice sunglasses at the airport.

Whatever happened to the homeschooled kid?

GBR!

Michelob Ultra really played the long game.

Maybe the acoustic Paramore cover of "Use Somebody" will do it. I'm determined to play it at open mic so let's get this burned in.

I'm at the nostalgic music part of not sleeping tonight and ska isn't exactly winding things down.