Happy 4th of July….

[Chef’s kiss] 🤌🏼🤌🏼

This is a reminder that yesterday’s SCOTUS ruling did not actually ban transgender girls from participating in school sports. It opened the door for states to pass and enact their own bans. The fight is far from over and if you care about it, you should get involved!

{{ Trigger Warning }} Hug your people!!! Remind your friends that they are NOT alone!!! Much love to all. Help keep your community strong and together. Because we are ALL in this TOGETHER!!!!

For those not familiar with the PNW, the week prior to July 4th is horrible “summer weather”. Good weather starts July 5th. So my golf round today will start at 62° and end, hopefully around 68°, which is VERY borderline for shorts and no layers…..

Happy Birthday @dr0girl.bsky.social Let’s all manifest Trey speaking at her next event🥂🎉🎂🎈

Zack Weinersmith nailed it long ago. Figuratively stealing Liberty's trappings.

please, Mr. Suck was my father. call me Dick

So the black cat likes to sit by the neighbor’s fence and terrorize their two German shepherds. The calico will just sit in the middle of the street and say “Go Around!! I’m sittin here!” 🥰

I’ll take the Alvin & The Chipmunks version over having to hear Alexi Lalas, everyday and twice on Sunday.

Nothing more cringe than a suburban mom, who’s frustrated and on speakerphone on the sidewalk (note: she isn’t the resident, she is a guest, who took her call outside. But now all the neighbors know ALL her business. And possibly the next street over because I can still hear her in the house) 🙄

Done

Ok Seattle….this match has been talked about since the lineups were announced. Don’t let shitty weather deter you. Bring the storm!!! 🏳️‍🌈 Day

These appear to be the only full shows on YouTube. The 4-5 other vids are pieces of the two full shows. youtu.be/aimn_Bkszjg?...

Full show youtu.be/XNFZGdTEnLU?...

Happy Friday!! ❤️‍🔥🍻 youtu.be/wb8kr7e8DXg?...

Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 @laminatedliss.bsky.social 🥂

Im officially 3 for 3 on finishing yard work as the rain drops start falling. Combine that with the forthcoming job offer…..maybe I need a lottery ticket 🤔

Let’s just nip this in the bud right now: You’ve Goosed your last Phish

Hey @phastenough.bsky.social here is the map that got published with earthquakes that happened yesterday 😳 Damn near the entire “ring of fire” was showing activity.

I’m having trouble deciding 🤔

Seattle definitely stepping it up this evening 🌅

Catch me at all the firework celebrations next weekend. I will NOT be wearing my traditional Purple. Stepping it up for the big celebration 😏

The Summer Door to Door Salesman Wars have officially begun! Really kicked into gear over the weekend. Today, an old timer knocked to solicit for fiber optic. I let him talk for a minute (youngsters get the immediate heave). Until neighbors started coming out and telling him to Fuck Off!! 😊☺️

In 1982, Vincent Chin was beaten to death because two men blamed the Japanese for their economic struggles. Vincent was Chinese American. The killers received probation and a $3,000 fine. No jail time. Vincent’s last reported words were: “It’s not fair.” quietamericans.com/vincent-chin

Today I’m elated to announce my 2nd album, Late Checkout, which comes out September 25th. I’m also dropping the first single, “Easy, Rider” as well as tour dates for my biggest headlining tour to date!

Clearly I’m happy that summer is here. Diving right in with summer salmon bowls

One of my all time favorite cooking instructions: Cube meat. Cook on both sides.

Let me go grab my step ladder…. 📢= HBD 2 🫵🏼🦶🏼 @footiusmaximus.bsky.social 🎊🎉🎊🎂🎈

It’s not too much to ask, is it??

Happy “Hey!! My Swimmers Worked” Day to all who celebrate 🍻

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

One hundred people surveyed, Top 5 answers on the board… Tell me where I should leave the package as a delivery driver (all services combined. Not a dig at any particular company)?

US Open AND USA/Australia tomorrow, midday?? Easiest Friday tee time ever!! It’s gonna be 80 degrees!! Courses are wiiiide open 😂🤣😂

Mountain is out….again 🏌️‍♂️⛳️

People are getting Out 👏 Of 👏 Pocket 👏 with these World Cup ads. This ain’t the first time it’s been hot in Seattle, people! I’m gonna have to go get the spray bottle out on your nasty asses 🤨

New Yorkers have such a tamer vibe for their victory celebrations. Philadelphia feels like you’re in the middle of a revolution

KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN

Lined up at the club to see out buddy do his DJ set. Bouncer checking everyone’s ID. But as soon as I get up there, she just gives me the 👍. I absolutely HAD to do the “oh fuck no!!! You’re checking this shit! That’s fucked up. What’d I do?!?!” I mean….. if it doesn’t come with a free beer 😠

Knicks up 2-1 and down 27 points in G4. Method Man says “Knicks in 5” and everything changes. Forever & For The Children. ❤️‍🔥🥰

Gotta say, the scene out on the waterfront for the match yesterday was crazier than I anticipated. I know Seattle is a big soccer city, but the pre tournament hype had been much lower than I figured….

The Mountain is Out!

No cats today. But we do have…..

I HATE to tell people what to do or how to live. But after some of the conversations I’ve had tonight, the only recommendation I can confidently give to everyone is Go See The Concert!!! They can be life changing and something you will remember and talk about forever. Buy the ticket!! Take the ride!

Dolan one of the worst owners in sports. #FreeOakley

Referee denied entry. Officials denied entry. Players denied entry. Fans denied entry. The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

Aaaaaand they’re back!!!