🎶Goin to the garage. Gonna pack myself a bong hit. Goin out to the garage. Gonna pack myself some bong hits 🎶

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

Easily one of the most amazing “on field” interviews I’ve ever seen 🥴

Kinda thinking the Neal Francis, Stanton Moore, Robert Walter & Eddie Roberts show at Tip’s during Jazz Fest is gonna be straight 🔥

Happy Birthday @mikelowetpt.bsky.social 🍻🎊🎉🥳

Jerry Joseph, solo acoustic, on a Sunday? Yes, please!! #PaddingStats

Dez was having so much fun on stage

Let’s try this again…. Happy Birthday 🎊 🎉 @strayney.bsky.social

Last night, there was a vending table outside. Was checking it out at setbreak and one of the guys looks at me and goes “I know what you need”, goes into his bag, pulls out this hat, gives me a hug and goes “have a great night”. 🤘🏼🔥

Am I biased because of the Purple? Probably. But all I see is UW getting beat by…

And the best part….. a late night Breadbox 🔥🔥

And now…..the worst part about going out…… Actually getting ready and leaving the house. I mean, it’s almost 7:10!!! 🤷🏽‍♂️😮‍💨

Share something random or you’ll have an awful December

One of these years, I’ve going to finally NOT look at the oven and freak out at seeing 3:50 and actually remember that is the oven temp and not the actual time 😣🤬😰

light up a cig right at the table like it’s 1956. give one to the kids too

@zzbenz.bsky.social how far are you from Bishop’s Lodge? Friends staying there said the restaurant caught on fire yesterday 😳

I love the fact that my kids will leave my texts on read for days before responding. But I send this one picture and get an immediate barrage of “wtf is wrong with you”, “are you ok?”, and “why would you do that?” texts 😂🤣😂🤣 At least I know how to get their attention 😏

Nothing brightens the day quite like a vendor coming in for a signature and going “Ahhh a little Dead in the morning never hurts”, taking 2 steps out and going “my bad, a little JGB hits real nice too 😉”. Hell yes it does!!! 🤘🏼

@dr0girl.bsky.social Do you have the best wine bottle holder ever? Because you should!!

Professional truck driver. The only job in the world where you can basically fuck things up for everyone and just go “well, I tried” 🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤯🤬

Not too shabby…. #HumpDayJerky 😏

The face that Gino Smith makes me make…

Happy Monday 🍻

Happy Birthday @missfml.bsky.social Let’s all just pretend that the girl in the picture is screaming “FAAAAIIIIITTTTHHH” as one should be 🥂

Would any of my PDX followers like 2 free tix to see Ganavya at Mississippi Studios on Thursday night? I am double-booked. She is awesome though, saw her at Big Ears this year and it was one of my fave shows, transcendent.

Ummmm…… @dijcrap.hates.lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMTqwv4v/

I cannot stress how amazing last night’s show was. #ElectricCircus #HiddenHall #Seattle

Happy Birthday @zzbenz.bsky.social Hope your day is filled with bong hits and bliss 🎉🥳🎊🍾

I’m all about the Allman Brothers Band and love their mushroom themed gear. But, uhhhh….. well…..are we sure those are mushrooms 🥴

I wonder if I should just hire someone to take care of all this? Especially since this is Rd 3 of raking 🤣😂🥴 #FUFall 🖕🏼

Took my kid out for his birthday, last night and he wanted to stop in to his local watering hole after dinner. Haven’t seen a site like this in decades…..When am I? I fully expect to see @scottmik104.bsky.social saddled up, my next time through 🤌🏼

Both the dog’s cool confidence and the cat’s bitchiness are hilarious.

Well hot damn!! Christmas came a little early this year 🥃 #sippin’

Damn….the Hot Dog group has freaking merch now too!!?? @phastenough.bsky.social @zachsamaphone.bsky.social @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social

I will conduct my own research, thank you very little

When’s the band start? 🥱 I’m just gonna chill right here. #McTuff #HalloweenSpecial

Coworker’s kid just started Kindergarten last month. Not a bad freaking view every day. At least when it’s not too cloudy.

When the bartender pours a beer, smells it, makes a weird face, then says “here” and hands it to you. Then does it AGAIN with a different beer!! What do you do? 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s about that time…..

A little Ziti on a Sunday? Don’t mind if I do @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social

We dropping Mug Shots on this Swanky Saturday?

I’ve never had a pro guitarist put on the wrong strings in the wrong order. Never seen a pro golfer pull out a wedge on the tee of a Par 5. But I frequently ask a professional truck driver “and you expected to take your 53’ with a sleeper through THERE??”. Mind blowing!!! 🤯

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts attended (streaming included): Moore/Walter/Skerik/Coe (Seattle) Autechre (Seattle) Swans (Seattle) Phish (Hampton) X 2

I may need to look at upping my rates. You know, for inflation and all.

Happy Birthday, Bobbbbaaaayyy!!!! 🤘🏼🍻

I love donut day at work 🎉🎊🙌🏽

As today is the 1st day since probably early May that I have had to get the defroster going on the car, I think it’s a perfect time for a #FUThursday

I also like when the amount of leftover chili and the number of hot dogs you have line up 🌭