😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Portland will always stay Portland 🙌🏽🤘🏼

I don’t give a flying fuck if it’s going to be 66° today. It’s 7:30am and there is no open coffee spots besides Starbucks unless I want to drive?!?! There will be grievances [end rant]

Trouble ahead…..trouble behind…

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Walked on the plane at 11:33pm last night. Walked through Customs in Thailand at 11:04pm(which is really 1:04pm on Sunday). Hell of an initiation into Intl travel, kid. 🍻

Got to give a special shout out to my boy, Miguel. Offered to get up at 4am to grab my kid at the Manila airport and get them a good breakfast because “Manila airport is far from entertaining”, even though they knew it would be tight, timing wise. Hasn’t seen them since they were 6! #RealOne 🥹

When it’s Ireland vs Scotland in Rugby and the gingerness is vibrant like a beacon and the announcer screams “There goes Tommy O’Brien!!!” I mean…. 🤌🏼🤌🏼

Go Day changed to today because who wants to fly on an unlucky day like the 15th!! Sea-Tac Visitor Pass is clutch 🤘🏼

Nice snow day surprise!!!

I’m very much looking forward to Gumbo in Nawlins at the end of April. Kid’s best friend’s fiancée came over and his quote was “I’ve never had Gumbo before but that was absolute fire”. It was really freaking good. My mouth wanted more and my stomach is still laughing 😋

Dad, can you make me Chili & Cornbread before I leave??

When the eye doctor is bumping KISS Dynasty, you know it’s gonna be a good day 🤘🏼

If Mario Day ends with Italy beating America at baseball the real winner has to be Shigeru Miyamoto

Yes, please…

I’m just gonna say this. When your drive home is roughly an hour and you kick on the 9/18/87 Women Are Smarter and Jerry is screaming Anywaaaaaaaaaaay as you pull in the driveway….🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 Fuck. Yes. 🥰

Just gonna keep waking up at 4:30 this week, so when daylight savings hits next week, I’ve already worked through it 🤪

Someone needs to pay tribute

Certified Banger 👊🏼🔥 youtu.be/zXpLlpJ5Qnc?...

RIP Neil 😢

@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social They’ve got your boys serving up Pickle Pizza 😳

It’s just locker room talk. ~ U.S. men’s hockey team We don’t know why they chose the bear. ~ U.S. men Male loneliness is at epidemic levels. Chicks caused it and they need to fix it. ~ U.S. media

I love this take on the #beatles

Hey, I’m kind of drunk, I need to crash at yours. Is met with “ I haven’t washed my sheets”. Like who the fuck cares about sheets? Really @skoisirius.bsky.social does anyone care about that? I fucking don’t. Just sayin…… My brain is in fucking shutdown mode. Come on!!

For a town that’s known for NOT being overly friendly ( the “Seattle Freeze” is not fake), when you are in the bathroom and someone goes “Holy Fuck!! This water is freezing. Dude, I’m just gonna leave this running so, hopefully, you won’t suffer”…. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Ummmm, yes. Yes I do!!!

Well, it’s official….. Youngest is moving to Thailand to teach English 😳😭😭😭 Go date is March 15th!!!

Happy Birthday @radiator9987.bsky.social 🍻

Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973. During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.

Greatest sports segments in movies: 1. Rocky II once Adrian says “Win” 2. “You’re the best around” 3. Championship Game in Shaolin Soccer I was not aware that Scott Sterling was inspired by the backup goalie from this movie 🤌🏼 (I will not be taking questions at this time)

If anyone needs me, leave a message. Busy for the next 111 minutes. I’ll get right back to you.

You know….for the one millionth time, when everyone is posting about the stream, you can turn it on, Rel. That’s why you pay for the service. You don’t have to miss every first set…

🎶Lemonade….that cool, refreshing drink🎶 🥂

Extra? Yes EXTRA Extra? Yes Fucking awesome? Also YES!!!

In today’s episode of Let’s Make Some Lemonade….. the perfect Valentines grocery list: - Isopropyl Alcohol - A single Cup ‘O Noodles - ? (I think I need one more item 🤔)

In today’s edition of 1st World Problems: I really want a dab but am out of alcohol to clean my rig and am too lazy to take the 20 minutes(should be 15 but there are gonna be a whole lot of confused men who waited too long, clogging up the stores) to go back and forth to the store ☹️😢

www.icit-digital.org/articles/mal... = Please read the entirety of the speech that Malcolm X gave 61 years today Imagine your house getting firebombed on Valentine’s Day, yet you maintain the courage to say these things *later that night* It all still applies Let today also be about SELF-love

I’m just gonna say that it really, REALLY tests a man’s resolve when, as member of Raider Nation and a longstanding ‘Hawks hater, I was offered a ticket to the trophy presentation tomorrow. The hatred and resentment I could generate by going. Decisions, decisions…😏

Do you jump right in with the 9.9% Imperial Porter or have a prep beer first?

Super Bowl menu prep: There’s a box of donuts on the table, you want something else, there’s stuff in the fridge.

That was delicious 🤤

Shout out to @footiusmaximus.bsky.social for the drive home music suggestion. The Donato into Too #$HORT was 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤘🏼

I’ve come to the realization/epiphany that immediately after a big dab is the WORST time to be on social media(maybe not for reading but definitely for posting). Thank you for tuning in ✌🏼

If the moon is still out, doesn’t that mean it’s too early to go to work?

I like 🐟🌮 Night 🤤

This is who runs this account

Any Seattle folks want free tix for Shafty tonight at Hidden Hall? We’ve got 2 tix & a booth we’ll be unable to use. Doors 8, show 9.