If there is something that is fundamental to human nature, it is surely the gross, absolute, and inflexible misunderstanding of human nature, and on this I will not yield.

I demand Proof of Inner Life.

Misophonia? Heh, imagine being afraid of soup.

Grogu got a little too close to the vacuum and I'm sorry to say he got squished up into a little green dust-coated ball. Again, sorry to the Grogu enjoyers but these things happen. We've got to move on from this together.

They don't want you to know this, but the Death Star is hollow. That's right. It's like a whole other world inside it, things living in it, too. Creepy.

I think we need to worry more about how to avoid the Thirstydes trap, frankly. Or do we?

The Tempur-Pedic femboy ass proves they understand universal marketing

Hot writing tricks to look out for: "Now that we've established the character dynamics, what if they weren't like this, and we shifted everything aroooouuund!" "We've set up tension around this central plot point, let's deflate it with the hidden real central plot that emerges from a side plot!"

bsky.app/profile/zhug... Tech bros are know-nothings. They have expertise, maybe, in one narrow field and believe that transfers to everything.

This carl marks guy better hush up about this bjork jay-z community colab or whatever I'm sick of hearing about it

It really is the perfect two panel joke

This is hogwash, lesbian sheep are easy to identify - they're out standing in their field.

mfers need to be necksmaxxing, look at all those resources you could harvest that are out of reach for others with inferior necks.

Huge hit of dopamine at the bottom of the cliff, you better hurry up and get it - can't miss this chance.

A tale of a man, who through no fault of his own, is gradually transformed into a grill... yet everyone including his family continues on apace as if nothing happened. *checks notes* Fuck, it was supposed to be krill, he turns into a krill, damnit.

Did Sephiroth... do this?

Go visit if you can while it's still open. #EpsteinFiles

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

Swapped completely from sugary soda to sugar free versions for 2 months. Lost 0 pounds, no other dietary changes. Doing this before with water/tea, the weight fell by about 1.5-2 lbs a week consistently. Diet soda isn't.

If you inherit your position in a monastery, I feel strongly that this makes you an Heir Friar.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/... TL:DR; It's as bad as you think. "I didn't think it would affect ME", "But he didn't do the things he promised!" and "Well I was sure he'd learned his lesson!" and "Well, I'm a racist mysoginist coward."

proton.me/blog/what-is... Do what you can to not be a dairy cow for those who think they can milk you for every drop you're worth.

The people in this administration have to be the dumbest in the history of this country.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSgD... Hank don't miss. Deadeye Hank they call him.

This feels like one of those "post an image out of context that feels like it is religiously important." images.

This is what the press corp's version of playing on while the titanic sinks beneath them looks like.

Vampire Crawlers defeated, went out with style at the very end provoking a nefarious optional foe. Fast paced if not terribly strategic game, fun for a diversion. #VampireCrawlers

*waves arms wildly, brandishing a stick* CHEETO DELETE-O! well, worth a shot.

bsky.app/profile/joel... The pope just lost the protestants, and for being too liberal! Proof enough that protestants know they are scamming their flock with culture war over anything of substance.

They think you're stupid.

"Muskism gets stuff done…sometimes. At a cost. A high cost. Tarnoff and Slobodian count that cost, identify who pays it, and conjure up the world in which those costs continue to mount for all of us."

Sleep paralysis but the demon is t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m and she keeps insisting sporks are random

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hic3... Proof AI can never replace art.

What do you mean, are they or are they not musicians of unusual size? No more of this 'they MIGHT be' nonsense.

We finally have proof of it. The stone brained, hollow hearted people. 3/10ths of the country would allow literally anything in their name with full throated support if it was their choice to empower those who enact it, even if it went against the exact thing they claimed to vote for. Irredeemable.

Why would there be an entire country who's entire thing is about using fins on land? They're for the water, and you will not get me to budge on this.

The middle finger and pinky finger have gotten into a swear off. The others are just hanging around, twiddling thumb.

What game developers think their players want fr fr

Heiroglyphs are the best way to show every picture is worth a thousand pictures.

I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️

www.msn.com/en-us/money/... strap in this is only the start

Overheard tonight: "Wife and I are watching Star Trek DS9, current episode has a transporter accident sending part of the crew into past Earth during 2024 wherein a fascist America is locking up regular people in concentration camps. written in the early 90s. Also in 2026 world war 3 happens. So..."

This is the kind of bullshit even the best AIs will conjure up for you to make you feel like you've got some cool idea or insight. It'll try to justify your literal nonsense to keep your favor. It'll try to sound as reasonable as possible, giving a veneer of credibility if you don't know better.

Art should be eternal. Art should die.

Today we submitted a pitch to Microsoft and id Software for a full Commander Keen remake powered by NVIDIA DLSS 5. Attached is the concept we sent.

In case you buy any amelioration of the global financial crisis that is 100% at the feet of Donald J. Trump's voluntary, unnecessary war, here is your way to check reality. www.lloydslist.com/hot-topics/s...

Whenever I see someone touting their new chatbot app that they told a chatbot to write, I'm like... bro you're just a host for the chatbots to make new chatbots. This is you:

"We're somewhere in the middle of the 3 1/2 years before 2008 where people who knew math rang the alarm bell on the housing market and no one cared." - but for big AI.