Now do education levels

Radioactive shrimp are back! Next Red Lobster special gonna be lit www.usatoday.com/recalls/food...

Nothing like searing nerve pain to really accentuate Monday

Remember kids- lay out your clothes on top of your bed and disappear before your roommate wakes up on #rapture day tomorrow. Shut the power off at the breaker box too

Ever feel like you were born 1000 years too soon?

Keep up the pressure, kids

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

1st attempt at homemade biscuits

This is some pure 1.0 energy from Will Forte complete with type II drumming from Fred Armisen youtu.be/P1x96yIFBz8?...

too early for Colbert/Kimmel 2028 ads?

This can't be good

I wonder how many kids chasing peaches have seen dweezil

At least it's not ticketbastard

DMV still special af

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Got a reference call for a former employee. 'I can give you dates of employment but that's all I'm at liberty to provide' yet they kept trying to dig for info. Damn rookies. Don't check refs without knowing HR code!

I saw this....now you have to as well

Where's a red card when you need it? Public man-diaper totally uncalled for.

We're on a bus!

F'n notes! Great thread about understanding, accepting and processing them. Not only applicable to the writers room, but to the board room

Gimmie your craziest post-show haps After 10/3/95 phish, acid prevented us from remembering what hotel we checked into. We remembered the town it was in, but the metal hotel key had no name attached. We got lost in a mall parking lot, drove around Lynnwood until 1am, and finally found it

Man, Farley was a real one youtu.be/JLVmybhXqtU?...

It's about to get real Sicilian over here

pretty damn good AUD recording here ijwthstd.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...

Check out this ominous shot of the garnet fire

Martin Scorcese's Death to Smoochy

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

Good year for tomatoes

Rolled 4 joints for this road trip. I put hash in one but didn't denote which one. I can now safely say that I've discovered the hash joint.

Ahhhh shit..... it's on now

Restore this or keep my marriage? I guess I'll have a place to sleep if I choose the former. monterey.craigslist.org/zip/d/salina...

Who else got fat fingers and need a bigger keyboard? I need recs people! I ain't shopping, I'm buying.

42-6 Eagles over the Cowboys tonight. Just putting this out there

Do you know that you can get into just about any sold out concert or sporting event with a $100 bill? Sure, you don't have an actual seat, but you're in and you just doubled someone's paycheck for the day. You're welcome.

People in this town give away so much free stuff monterey.craigslist.org/boa/d/monter...

these cars are tanks. was in the passenger seat when an early 60's flatbed ford hit the front driver side wheel/engine going 60mph. literally bent the tire rim in half. ford driver was hammered and thus, uninjured. we walked away with only a concussion. V12 power was incred

If you hear Ministry blasting outta my office, that's a pretty good sign you're not welcome. Yet these plebes dare ask me questions with an expectation that I'll legitimately answer. Lesson learned noob. GTFO music.youtube.com/watch?v=HMTY...

Pork belly burnt ends

Tell me a story in one sentence. Only the craziest daredevil would willfully accept a challenge to blaze through the red heart of central California at 90mph+ gigglebush shielded only by the combined superpowers of Pokémon and Jah.

Sandering? flock looking like a flying sardine bait ball in moss landing

Found 2 half smoked joints in a whiskey glass in my sock drawer. C'mon memory.... activate! No clue how these got there

Whoa

Uh-oh... tanker of ol' fashions for happy hour!

Fess up. Which one of you did this?

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. -Zappa #bobby

New boss just let me know that I no longer have to do 2 full time jobs and I can merely focus on one. When this sets in, I'm going to be ecstatic.

I have only 2 rules for my office: No questions after 2:30 No math after 4:00