New contraption at the folks place

Gotta bring this back for today

Spurs really got the Thunder under their thumb. This gonna be a hell of a western conference playoffs this year

Poorly planned home improvements

I turn hand-me-down weed into thc balm, tincture, etc and give it away free to friends and fam. It trickled into the hands of a 74yo. He loved the balm so much he gave me one of these out of the blue last night. Never met the guy! levooil.com/products/lev...

The reason for the season? The family sure would be having a shit-ton more fun!

Bout to do Xmas eve with whack trumper in laws my sister married into. One denied himself med care because he didn't trust docs until he was stage 4. Won't chemo, still talks shit about doctors and now his family is doing a big to-do b/c this is his last Xmas. Ugh

Almost bought league pass to watch this game and then I remembered how much I love being married

One last forage before the rains come

Read a restaurant review that reminded me of this classic www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/d...

RIP Eddie Hazel. Gone 33 yrs. Dang.

What this story is missing is that someone from the same swim club got bit in this same place about 2 years ago. He fortunately lived. He was one of the co-founders of the club too. Tragic. We have tons of sharks but this is exceptionally rare www.ksbw.com/article/susp...

This is my backyard. Think artichokes are expensive now?

We created Solstice Santa so we could have our own day with the kids instead of the chaos of driving between in-laws and such. All these years later and they still love the tradition we've created. All day outdoors with a hike at dusk and then come home to presents under the tree. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Death caps!

Who up wrapping for solstice Santa tomorrow?

Having a party for the boys 13th bd tonight. Bought a bunch of chicken wings and pizza but kids just playing grab ass so I'm eating like a college student

I think my new boss is Hagrid

Oysters booming in Fort Ord today

Cleaned up on the white elephant gift exchange last night

Mushrooms bout to get turned into 'dip' for polenta fries

Blew a tire on the freeway! Truck handled like a champ. Feel like I can be on Nascar pit crew next to Ricky Bobby now

Fresh oyster score while walking the dog

I'm going to a 'dip' party where everyone has to bring 2 dips to share. I got one done (spicy marinara for garlic cheese bread), but need a 2nd. Any ideas?

HBD to a legend

Have to work a couple hours on both vacation days this week. #murica

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Science should harness the power of renegade Andy Rooney eyebrow hair. Overnight they can triple in length and girth. Is it #girthweek yet?

Just learned the small town newspaper down the valley is called 'King City Rustler' and I'm applying it to everything

Keep. Making. Art.

The guy is unreal

Let the splatter challenge commence!

college kids without textbooks are missing out on cracking them open in the middle of class and having illicit porn pics fall out because their friends are awesome

Changing of the guard happened at the house. Pops passed down the Leatherman I gave him over 30 years ago. I had no clue how much he revered that gift until he gave it to my son. This aging shit is nuts

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I'd be cool with this tax expenditure

tough to shake off the funk today...gonna drown my sorrows in chicken gyros and copious amounts of tzatziki until tequilla shots are my only saving grace

Coworker called in constipated on the group chat and I love her so much more now

This Reiner news hurts

Gonna do Costco on a Sunday. Send thoughts and prayers

Not a fan of the citizen who called it in

Nate dropping knowledge that can easily apply to any office setting. Younger employees leaving for brighter futures often ask for letters of rec without knowing the rules. Never ask without having written the letter already. I'm happy to edit your letter and put my name on it 🧵1

Oh man... looks like I'm got something to watch while wrapping presents tonight

Steady balmin' Coconut oil, shea butter, petro jelly, capsaicin oil, tweeds, lavender and tea tree

Foraging pebble beach

Vasectomy doc really asked if I wanted to watch the procedure. Is he cray or did yours ask the same? Like, WTF dude? The percentage of peeps who elect to watch shouldn't be greater than 0. I feel like this should have been a skit on practical jokers

My vibrator repairman costume just got a hell of an accessory

Funky Stevie is just what I needed youtu.be/rnvf--p3_wY?...

The lack of academic emphasis at our Waldorf school was a concern at the time, but now that the kids are older, it's amazing how diff they are from their peers at other schools. Their emotional intelligence is off the charts. They can hold a conversation with adults. It's wild how diff they are.