🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! 🚨🚨

✨ imagine ✨ (Yes we are laying in bed cuz it’s a super cold snow day and I already finished my work for today shhhh don’t tell my boss)

I feel like I have had Sledgehammer stuck in my head since UM played it. Nick G slayed 🎷

Guysssss Mazie girl started coming out of her shell last night 😸

My notes are actually insane and include a lot of lunch/coffee orders from my producer days but this one made me laugh

I cut myself on the webbing in between my pointer finger and my thumb and I swear this is the most painful injury I have had in a while

“Omg is Churro okay with a cat being there?” Churro:

We get it, you guys can count to 5

Mazie girl was very active from 12:30am-3:30am last night 😹 (sound on)

Guysssss guess who took a kitty home to foster today?!?! 😻😻

Happy birthday @umphreys.com ❤️ thank you for providing me some of the best times and some of the best friends I have ever had 🥰 Still absolutely glowing from this weekend - don’t miss them this tour, they’re on 🔥🔥🔥 right now!!

Claypool Gold tour like are you actually shitting me

Umphreys girls are the coolest and prettiest, I don’t make the rules 👯‍♀️

When I tell you I manifested this ✨ the perfect cherry on top encore to a perfect weekend 🥰 everyone was vibing SO HARD (especially the guy in front of me but can we blame him) 😂

Holy fuck I just love doing hoodrat shit with my friends

Last night was literally a fever dream

I think he’s mad at me cuz he knows I’m in the middle of a run 😅

The fucking mirrorball 🤩

This song (Walletsworth) literally got me into Umphreys 🥰

Soooo that was an incredible Umphreys show last night 🫨

It’s actually insane how I do some girly self-care appointments for the first time in months (?!) and I literally feel like a new woman 💅✨

Ahhhhhh the pre-show anxiety / excitement of seeing my fav band is going OFF right now!!!!

Soooo sad I missed @umphreys.com playing Jack Straw last night 😭😭

Everything might be going to shit but at least we got a new Sault album

Yooooo Lane 8 is playing a 4 hour set at the Mish!!!! 🙌

Fare thee well, Bobby.

Anyone else been listening to the Dead all day and crying orrrrr

🎶 This must be heaven, tonight I crossed the line, you must be the angel, I thought I might never find 🎶

John Mayer hasn’t said anything yet 🥺 not like I’m demanding him to, but I look forward to reading his words if/when he is ready. I’m sure he is so broken rn 💔

The wook FoCo crew and I kept saying “One More Saturday night” last night ❤️ Finally been catching up on all the tribute posts and crying. Since I was too young for Jerry’s passing, it’s kinda wild to somewhat experience that feeling. It’s devastating and so hard to process. RIP Bobby 🕊️ NFA

🗣️ We got a rope-on-the-back + sploot situation here folks ‼️

One week!!! 🤘🤘

There’s this trend on TikTok right now of telling a joke to your dog then laughing maniacally to see their reaction. Some dogs get scared but Churro just borks 😂😂😂

Don’t mind me, posting a lil cat thread because I volunteered 3 times this week (for my mental health lol) and wanted to spread some good vibes 😊 First off look at my boy O’Malley 😻 He is literally the definition of a lap cat. He’s soooo sweet especially for being a feral boy 😭

We need Rage Against The Machine tour more than ever right now

When the trash takes itself out 👏

Banger alert

Imagine you have this creature that follows you around and anxiously stares at you every time you change your clothes / put on shoes / shower

Babiesssss 😍

Day starting off with a double sploot ✅

Sure of course I will help watch some pittie puppies this week 😍🥰

Alas, can’t swing round 2 at Salt Shed tonight. Two free Umphreys tickets, send me a DM if interested 🤘🏽

Listening to the Murlocs #do #not #text

Imagine coming home to a boy

I did get a raise at my job so ✅

The sunbather

Me: Maybe I should do Dry January The girls: Let’s do a meatball night tonight? Me: Okay say less

‘Bout that time

Personally, I don’t think the cows in the gag got enough love