Cavs’ new album is such a fucking vibe holy shit

Walking Churro around the neighborhood on a beautiful 72 degree day with Gizz blasting in my ears 🥰 it really is all about the little things

I miss Kelcy so much sometimes it physically hurts

Warning sign

I can’t even deal with him 🥲

Got shut out of both Coachella and Geese Mission Ballroom today like what the fuckkkk 😩💔

@bradleeonbass.bsky.social happy birthday!! 🥳🥳

My KING!!!! 👑

I’m wearing my Rocky Mountain National Park sweatshirt and my Bucerias Mexico hat and the bartender asked me where I’m from since I’m giving tourist vibes 😬🫣

Siri, Alexa… all females… Again, once you start noticing how the patriarchy affects absolutely everything in our lives, you can’t unsee it!!

Do you even know what day it is!!

Literally listening to this right now 💅

MYYYY SHAYLAAAAA

I put that pillow down there for him since he always likes to chill there when I am working 🥹 #Stage5Clinger

You might have videos of you dancing to Phish but I have videos of me hanging with the nitrous mafia… WE ARE NOT THE SAME

We RIDE at DAWN for my queen Megan thee Stallion!!!! 😭😡😤

🤌 Had to do it to em!!! 🤌

Lmao @ everything tbh

Sup dawg

🤌 HAD TO DO IT TO EM 🤌

🎶 It’s a smallll worldddd 🎶

Dark Puddle is when you accidentally take too many spritz and then they do a 10-minute vocal jam

It’s sad how many of my friends miss out on my comedy because they don’t have an account on here

YOUUU CANTTTTT KEEEEEPPPP RUNNINGGG AWAYYYYYY

Happy Friday!!

Nothing better than waking up to my favorite band posting about a new album completed 😍 WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!! 🙌

Geese at Mission Ballroom LFG!!!!

Took Churro to his annual check-up and the good news is everything looks great and he’s very healthy (besides needing to lose a few pounds LOL 😅) The bad news is they said he’s officially a senior dog now 😭😭😭

Guys I’m not sure if Churro likes Ween or not

Looking for Earth Day pics and this gem pops up hahahhaha 💀 I miss Brod so much

Cream was never affectionate when I first got her... This was her last night 🥺💔 she started getting so cuddly and attached to me! She already had a family who adopted her and then returned her before I became her foster mom, so I really hope she doesn’t think that she was abandoned again 😭😭

Okay the good news is she just got an application!! Please pray and manifest that it works out for her 🙏

I am literally sobbing packing Cream’s stuff up right now 😭💔

Okay I think I have hopped on the Slayyyter train now

I’ve had an awful work day and now my internet is down so I think that’s my sign to bike to the brewery 1.5 miles away right??

Tripping in nature would fix me rn

Something about warm weather and house music 🤌

Everyone go Google "Angine de Poitrine" right now

The 11 major scientists/researchers who have recently been found dead or are “missing” all have ties to the development of unlimited clean energy!!!

The amount of ads on Instagram stories is honestly out of control

My friend is trying to tell me that if I send it to the Sphere I will probably get a miracle lmao

thinking abt how Joey’s dancing in the Ice V video was so hot it killed the queen of England

My cutie babies 😭😍🥰 only have Cream for 2 more days and I am so sad 💔

Artists who actually use their platform >>>>

Big Jilm

Churro was looking especially derpy this morning 💀💀💀

We were too busy catching up and going down memory lane that I didn’t get a chance to ask him about Phish Mexico lol still curious what his thoughts were 😂 But he killed it, he’s absolutely hilarious and just a nice genuine cool guy. If he’s coming to your town, go see him!!

Wait Bieber brought out SZA omfg 😭😭😭😭

Why didn’t anyone tell me that Emma Atterbury did the Sphere magnets?!?! 😭😭😭

Moby is donating 100% of his Coachella profits to animal rights organizations… KING SHIT 👑