Sex hormones are absolutely fucking insane. I am basically at the mercy of estrogen and progesterone every day of my life now. I am so unbelievably beyond over it. Can I please just get old or something?

Feeling more than one feeling at a time is truly a fuckin feeling

Lmao

Just ate my breakfast

Bro good morning bro

We are swiftly approaching two-pairs-of-socks-to-bed season

This sounds kind of insane and I promise that I’m not feeling bad but sometimes I wish that I could dramatically and violently kill myself but have it not be permanent. I don’t know how to explain it

Wednesday night

Me falling asleep for an early afternoon stimulant nap while Tasting History videos play quietly on my phone

Places that I worried for a long time I’d never get to visit: Louisiana, Mississippi, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota Places that I visited in 2025: Louisiana, Mississippi, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota

Having a porch jam to “Sarah” by Ween which perfectly melds into Radiohead’s “Airbag” and then into “You and Whose Army?” A perfect Mississippi Tuesday night….

I have been unironically enjoying unsweetened applesauce as a dessert lately

Bro I have to get my flu and COVID vaccines I keep forgetting bro

I am somehow still not over OK Computer. I cannot imagine how listening to Airbag for the first time when the record came out felt. Holy smokes

Gm

Fuck my stupid idiot chungus life

Thinking about this

HOLY FUCKKKKKKK!!!!

My favorite part about living 6 miles away from the Pacific Ocean is never ever going there for a visit

When u find out that your goat is washed

it’s so galling how little it costs to bribe this government

Just saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. I am speechless. Here is all that I can get out: I knew, right away, that the movie’s climax was happening in Anza-Borrego Desert State Park. It was just a hunch that I had.

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If you're mad about this you have a generational evil and darkness in your soul

I was a 15-year-old girl once. My body grew before my brain did. I had breasts and hips when my mom was still making my school lunches. I got unwanted attention from grown men. We can’t let this kind of dislogue slide. 15-year-olds are children. 17yos & 18yos are still children. This is wrong.

I saw a license plate holder on a car earlier that said REMEMBER WE ARE ALL ONE and it made me tear up.

Anybody else’s Boomer/Gen X parents total iPad babies? I just gave my mom a ride and she didn’t speak to me once omfg. I love my phone so much but I don’t really use it in front of my loved ones if we’re sharing a car trip or eating together or something. Hello????

How it feels to sleep in the daytime vs. how it feels to sleep at night

I definitely ate enough food today. I worked out. I had protein, carbs, fat, and fiber. I even had a serving of Cheetos and 3 donut holes. And I had plenty of water. But I am unsatisfied unless I eat half a dozen donuts and a family sized bag of potato chips. Please kill me

There are so many Radiohead concerts on YouTube. I am rich

The smell of air conditioning The fish are belly-up Empty all your pockets ‘Cause it’s time to come home

Currently shopping for healthcare plans since I can’t stay on COBRA coverage forever, and WOW dude, I have never hated being an American so much #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll #MedicareForAll

the desert 🤝 the plains

Smiling contently thinking back to my trip to the eastern edge of the Great Plains with my best friends earlier this year. Seeing the South Dakota welcome sign enter my line of vision is something that I’ll remember till my last breath. It is massive.

Freshly laundered sheets, freshly shaved legs, donning my favorite pajamas… Goodnight bitches!

We should be dragging these lawmakers out of their homes like they did in Nepal

Dem senators who voted yes: 🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto 🔵 Dick Durbin 🔵 John Fetterman 🔵 Maggie Hassan 🔵 Tim Kaine 🔵 Angus King 🔵 Jackie Rosen 🔵 Jeanne Shaheen None of the above are seeking reelection in 2026

I love you so much Fifi

Once again, the thing that I was so worried about ended up not being a problem at all and actually went pleasantly

I am holding back so, so much. Please clap

It’s awesome that The Bends is one of the best songs ever written and I exist at the same time as it does

Do you ever just

If I still smoked weed, I’d get blitzed rn. I would listen to video game music and read a book. Those who partake, smoke one for me. Thanks

I took an incredibly epic shower

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I live in the country of California 🌲 🐻