Drinking beers outside #SummerFriday #Im26YearsOld

Brief chat w/Trader Joe’s cashier revealed that I am one (1) day older than he is, and then revealed that he has a wife. I almost fainted. WE ARE CHILDREN!

Concept: A brewery where babies and dogs aren’t allowed

I could write 500––maybe 1000––words about the terror this cap incites. Just looking at it inspires in me a feeling of unease. They assign this cap to the wackest motherfuckers at birth.

I need to cool my hot heart with a fresh island song

Brent Mydland hanging out backstage during set break:

how the fuck are the Rolling Stones still releasing new music lol

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

I’ve eaten my breakfast

Happy 30th to Ween's 12 Golden Country Greats.

Louis Lemonade

I’m so sorry that every time I get stoned it’s like a teenager doing it for the first time and being REALLY cliché about it

Dude. Ween is the best band in the world.

Mood

The Sensual Unc

I’m baked and listening to Eek-A-Mouse

I would do anything on Earth to protect The Rizzler from feeling even an ounce of pain

about 20 minutes ago I took a 2.5 mg Indica edible and I’m taking a moment to remind myself before I actually become high that I talk out loud to myself all the time so it’s normal to hear my own voice when no one else is around. No, it’s not evil gnomes in my ears.

Tom Salami

it’s so crazy that you can just walk into a store and buy weed

not really doing anything about the eternal passage of time tbh

when the doctor tells me absolutely NO sweating or strenuous activity for 24 hours

There are British people in this waiting room. Should I tell someone? Should I report this?

It’s so humid here that for the first time ever I worked out outside with just a sports bra on. No shirt. Pants, socks, and shoes, of course. It’s not fair that men can go completely topless in public. I want to do that!! (my boobs would hit me in the face though)

I’m in the mood to get #high on #Weed and #listen to #reggae

If I say what I think should happen to RFK Jr. and Elon Musk I won’t see the light of day for the rest of my life

How it feels to eat a turkey and salami sandwich on expensive sprouted grain bread

Anything is possible in the comics especially in Nancy's World

These mofos won’t shut up on the Quiet Car but I don’t want to move because the best air conditioning is in here

God was in the studio with them that night

Thinking ab this

Crackers and cheese 🥺

This is getting me through this morning

still the best post on bsky

I wish that I was somewhere in Northern California sitting by an ice cold creek and sipping a light beer

First you take a step, then you point your toe Hope I know it like I did a week ago!

I shot hoops for 30 mins today and it made me feel like a 12-year-old boy again

PERFECT WEATHER 🗣️🗣️

NVM on the JRAD tix. Thanks for the RTs. we can’t even make it!

😕

BYE BITCHHH 👋

learning that Conor Mcgregor (rapist) tore his acl within this first minute of probably his last ever fight Ball Don’t Lie Bitch!! Go to prison!

Me: Wow, I’ll miss seeing the Swiss coach on our TV. Dad: He’s an old man, Maggs. ummm… okay?

thank you New Zealand for indie music thank youuuuu

kicking soccer balls back at the teens who are missing the net and it feels like God has allowed me a second chance at life

OK, I had too many cookies. It’s spectacularly beautiful out. I’m going to walk to the high school and circle the brand new track. No sunscreen. Suburbia smells like backyard grilling.

Santa Claus would be proud of the way that I just inhaled those milk and cookies

oh these came out GOOOOOD omg the Toll House cookie recipe never fails