i don’t know why it annoys me when i follow someone on insta that i’ve met and they approve my follow but don’t follow me back okay too cool for me

i’ve got some buddies looking for some Billy extras this weekend for Friday and / or Saturday if anyone has any leads

fuck Donald Trump

i love LOVE love seeing all my pals in love

happy Valentine’s can’t wait to see all the pics of mediocre looking men with their hot ass panic girls this weekend in Austin

Good morning! A little reminder that i am ISO 2✌️tickets for BMFS tonight, 2.13.26, Asheville, NC. Happy Friday the 13th!😁💫🌈

i just had a dream that i got stuck in a zombie apocalypse with the girls from jersey shore poor Snooki didn’t stand a chance

i will not settle for Gavin Newsom like we better find someone better

my doc told me she thinks I have asthma now after having bronchitis and I thought she was crazy but damn, trust your local healthcare professionals because I’m gasping for air here and there now 😭😭😭

made these for my panic girlies

where are you guys getting your stickers made lately? sticker mule is maga so def not wanting to support them anymore

Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Pam Bondi can burn with the rest of them

Lieu plays Bondi the infamous clip of Trump & Epstein partying together & asks her if there were underaged girls at any party the two attended "This is so ridiculous," Bondi says. "There's no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime" "I believe you just lied under oath," Lieu replies

lol to how i’ve been consistently taking my meds and have only done my ocd compulsion once today!!!! funny how that works!!! (hopefully i remember this when i want to stop taking them again in like a week)

i wish people would stop putting Zach Bryan on a pedestal let’s not forget he’s abusive to women and makes them sign nda’s after for their silence

well of course nasty ass fucks

nothing like watching a toddler dip kiwis in ketchup and ranch 🥰

honestly a giant meteor needs to hit this planet and end it the amount of private jets leaving the Super bowl pissed me off

bad bunny can thrust on me anytime

the boy yearn to sports bet

finally watching the first season of true detective and holy shit it’s good

i am cute okay TELL ME I’M CUTE

someone really said let’s make a huge slide and make it an Olympic sport

sorry won’t be watching the Super Bowl i’d rather watch two men luge at the Olympics

i miss goose

mark ruffalo is my hall pass

the big titty energy worked !!!! i got an 88 on my first big exam it’s been a decade since i graduated college so i’ve been anxious about going back but proud of myself :-)

hmm why didn’t turning point get a Christian artist to preform at halftime if they are soooo godly

For Trade: Goose Red Rocks (lower-GA) for Goose Madison Square Garden (either GA) Could be for one or both nights and happy to throw in cash too. TIA!

lol i have a new compulsion that i have to act out all day every day and now i have to kiss the clock twice at 11:11 but yes, my ocd is under control!!!! for sure!!!!!!

i need my big titty friends to use their big titty magic to bless me with a passing grade on my first big exam 💕

don’t you ever dare call a tomato a fruit around me

IF I SEE ONE MORE AI PICTURE ON MY FACEBOOK IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM

why does it smell like DMT in the Trader Joe’s parking lot??

what are some unique valentines date ideas? thinking of doing a cooking or painting class or something different than just dinner

catch me watching kid rock on Sunday!!!!! can’t wait !!!!!!

:-/

L O L

our government is protecting pedophiles and punishing the survivors nasty ass shit

jelly roll is fucking dumb using his childhood trauma as a reason he doesn’t know politics (this man is 41) my childhood trauma is the REASON i’m political systemic poverty is why i’m political

Neil young is probably one of my all time fav song writers def between him and Dylan but damn I love NEIL YOUNG

i don’t wish ocd on my worst enemy (actually maybe trump)

you mean to tell me there are letters in our DNA?? how does our body know the alphabet

tell me lies makes me cringe but i can’t stop watching

imagine ordering the fish sandwich at McDonald’s

i heard that panic en la playa was way more fun than phish Mexico could just be a rumor

heady cat (yes he’s on our table and no i don’t care)

anyone else have to pay the “warm fresh towel out of the dryer” tax?