our newest edition to the house killer dye on canvas by dyein man dyes and the art by pat mckinney @widespreadpanic.com

happy thanksgiving pals 💕 grateful for the amazing bands that have brought most of us together can’t wait to groove at Goosemas with everyone!!!

the olive juice matters when making martinis!!!

matt van epps literally acts like he has had a maga lobotomy

goose literally gave us one Goosemas tease over a week ago and said that’s enough lol

scored my night zero tickets!!!

WHO IS READY FOR STRANGER THINGS?!?! me

when Rick says “lock the doors and feed the hounds.. we’ll be at least a day or two” :-/ who is going to feed the hounds the next day?

imagine telling a boy he can’t play with a baby doll when doll play has great development benefits like -imagination / role-play - memory skills (they are mimicking behaviors) - learning empathy, communication, responsibility, and nurturing skills

listening to live at MSG again just to feel something

would give my first born child to be at these panic CAP shows

hangxiety always just proves to me that drinking isn’t that fun

Murphy doesn’t understand why I don’t have to be up early on the weekends, so he always comes to my side of the bed and whines to wake me up my lil alarm clock

Together, let’s flip Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. The special election is coming up fast voting day is December 2.

i made “get slutty, Peter” stickers instead of my usual Peter face stickers and also, made some Rick face stickers for everyone to wear for Goosemas!!!!!

panic Atlantic City, panic Nashville, goose MSG, and Billy Huntsville are all my top shows from this year

ladies, what are we wearing to Goosemas?

women are very special because every month, we feel like absolute shit and not only physically, but mentally and emotionally because i need the reminder too.. ladies, we are beautiful and badass and amazing and smart ♥️

i’ll never forget my first Thai massage

get this piece of shit out of office and please stop voting Republican

if i were president, i would make it a law that every restroom would require a squatty potty

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thanksgiving is next week?!?!

dalton was gifted a shibori scarf in Japan and then, unfortunately lost it at resonance i finally found one that looks just like it to gift him for Christmas 😭

i got the most realistic spam call today from my banks number and i ALMOST fell for it i really am getting old

it’s funny that 2016 is trendy again but seriously, it was peak time to be in college the heavy makeup, the chokers, the get ready music, the copious amounts of alcohol

100% sold on The Motet

i think i may go see the motet tonight

i’m such a clean as i cook gal i cannot enjoy a meal until the mess is cleaned up :-/

i hate this woman so damn much

PLS LET THIS BE THE FALL OF TRUMP

karoline leavitt is about to lie and gaslight the fuck outta Americans during this press conference about the Epstein emails

is anyone trying to get rid of a ticket for mr billy strings tonight? please rt

any of my pals on here basketball people? i wanted to get dalton some tickets but does sitting on the sides of the court suck?

unpopular opinion please stop saying “but you only get one mom / dad” i cut my dad off 5 years before he passed and it was the best decision i ever made for myself even after his death, i stand by my decision we are adults and we made mistakes - yes but sometimes adults can be shitty people 🤷🏻‍♀️

have we booked our Goosemas flights? nah do we even have tickets for both nights? Also nah

touching grass because I’ve been fooled by two AI videos today

jam band couples really are average dudes with absolute hot ass girlfriends

not the skincare line for kids 😭

we deserve quaaludes

i don’t know but i love when goose makes comments about changing up the rail I just don’t like the ones who feel entitled to the rail every damn show and I don’t care who knows that lol

i wish @widespreadpanic.com did cameos I’d love to gift my bf with some wise words from john mf bell

i’m romanticizing Christmas this year i want to feel like a kid again because the world sucks I am making a Christmas bucket list What does everyone do around the holidays that makes them feel warm and cozy inside?

woke up cranky so fuck the dems

of course the dems folded

kim k not passing the bar exam is exactly what i needed to see today

still thinking about the beet goat cheese and pistachio ravioli i had like three weeks ago

mama earth knew we needed things to make us smile and i swear, this year the fall leaves are the most beautiful they’ve ever been

💛🧡❤️

Rick is basically t-pain him loves the autotune