lol Haaland

Norway keeper man.

Oh my. 🇳🇴

Wonder if Rayan for Brazil is actually Irish?

Absolute chimneys!

I’m telling ya we just got the Knicks game 3 curse. Fuckity fuck fuck.

We had good karma on our side because 90% of brain functioning football fans knew it wasn’t a red card. Now we have shit stained karma on our side because the Orange atrocity got involved and emptied his diaper all over our chances.

Man, I miss the corruption of the PGMOL and the Premier League

See.This is a problem.

The USA are not a world footballing powerhouse. Flo Balogun is not an international super star. This seems to have a lot of weird angles

Quit. Doing. Stutter. Steps. On. Penalties.

No one knows what offsides is. No one knows what’s a penalty and not a penalty. No one knows what article 27 is. I dunno. But I do know Trump and Infantino are totally corrupt so certainly assumptions are going to be made.

Sometimes it takes as much skill to hold a run as it does to put the ball in the back of the net. Gotta hold that run, my guy.

Bummed for Canada. Elated for Jesse Marsch.

Man if I lived to be 250 years old I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t suck this bad.

There are now THREE American generations that “get” the World Cup. X/Y/Z stupid boomers tried to ruin it for us.

Thatch!

Some people are saying that is the greatest football match ever. Those people clearly did not witness Arsenal/Liverpool on May 26th nineteen hundred and eighty nine

Most drunk game I’ve ever witnessed

There should be an international rule that while the World Cup is taking place nothing else should be allowed to take place.

Just realized Jerry Lundegaard was officiating this match

Fuck Spurs!

Given the moment, the opponent, the technique: that has to be one of the greatest goals ever scored at a World Cup

The. World. Cup.

Cape Verde keeper def looks like he plays steel drums on a Carnival Cruise cover band

Seriously thought Cape Verde would get dog walked by Argentina Glad I don’t gamble.

Cabo Wabo Verde

Just a disgusting first touch

Arsene Wegner has been at a lot of World Cup matches

Has Barber lost a little of the weight? Not that it’s any of my business

I just love saying Chicharito. Chicharito Chicharito Chicharito Chicharito

I hope that cop who put his hands on Egyptian officials is suffering from insurmountable monkey ass pain

Whoa

Photos aren’t loading because you savages have your AC set at 69

The replacement part for our shark vacuum showed up today so I’d say it’s all over for you bitches

Are photos not showing up on your feed too?

Arsenal legend Mohamed Elneny not on this Egyptian team smh

Just found about Neal the Seal and I’m ready to fly to New Zealand and protect his way of living at any cost

Oh. No.

The. World. Cup.

Mauricio Pochettino is one of us and I can’t believe I’m saying that.

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

Get fucked Kash Patel.

Weston McKennie just puts in shift after shift. Total stud.

Ball don’t lie fuck that we’re still going to be without Flo against Belgium. Fuck me. Not sure if the world cup has a committee that can overturn on field suspension decisions. They fucking should.

Matt Freese big time appreciation skeeeet

Malik Thrillman!

SUCK THAT DICK YOU BOUGHT AND PAID FOR OFFICIAL.

FAHK!

One of the biggest games in this country’s sporting history gets ruined by the fucking officials.