So you can stream all of phish tour SANS Dicks for $25. Are they aware of this I should probably dele……

ARSENAL!!!!!!

One of the worst bits of the Balogun reinstatement is it's drawn attention away from everyone laughing at Jordan Henderson.

Honestly don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do when this tournament is over. Touch grass?

England winning in Azteca. Pretty cool, tbqh

That was awesome. Can the World Cup just keep going and replace phish tour?

I was totally wrong about Dan Burn. I owe him a plate of waffles.

Thomas Tuchel is an odd looking John Malkovich Mf’er

Man, my kids are going to some day watch this game and be like, “can you change this?”

Dan Burn coming on is a sign of the apocalypse JFC

Phish should do 3 nights at the Azteca

Some people on my TL have not have had bags of urine thrown on them and it shows.

I mean England have brought on John Stones. Mexico is still in this.

People are like I dunno root for England because the premier league and they speak American and London rules…..then people are all like I dunno root for Mexico cuz fuck ICE and phish and MMJ play on a beach there and I can get shitty blow and lie to my wife.

SAKA!

This is a proper World Cup knockout game so far. Both teams are stuck the fuck in.

lol Haaland

Norway keeper man.

Oh my. 🇳🇴

Wonder if Rayan for Brazil is actually Irish?

Absolute chimneys!

I’m telling ya we just got the Knicks game 3 curse. Fuckity fuck fuck.

We had good karma on our side because 90% of brain functioning football fans knew it wasn’t a red card. Now we have shit stained karma on our side because the Orange atrocity got involved and emptied his diaper all over our chances.

Man, I miss the corruption of the PGMOL and the Premier League

See.This is a problem.

The USA are not a world footballing powerhouse. Flo Balogun is not an international super star. This seems to have a lot of weird angles

Quit. Doing. Stutter. Steps. On. Penalties.

No one knows what offsides is. No one knows what’s a penalty and not a penalty. No one knows what article 27 is. I dunno. But I do know Trump and Infantino are totally corrupt so certainly assumptions are going to be made.

Sometimes it takes as much skill to hold a run as it does to put the ball in the back of the net. Gotta hold that run, my guy.

Bummed for Canada. Elated for Jesse Marsch.

Man if I lived to be 250 years old I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t suck this bad.

There are now THREE American generations that “get” the World Cup. X/Y/Z stupid boomers tried to ruin it for us.

Thatch!

Some people are saying that is the greatest football match ever. Those people clearly did not witness Arsenal/Liverpool on May 26th nineteen hundred and eighty nine

Most drunk game I’ve ever witnessed

There should be an international rule that while the World Cup is taking place nothing else should be allowed to take place.

Just realized Jerry Lundegaard was officiating this match

Fuck Spurs!

Given the moment, the opponent, the technique: that has to be one of the greatest goals ever scored at a World Cup

The. World. Cup.

Cape Verde keeper def looks like he plays steel drums on a Carnival Cruise cover band

Seriously thought Cape Verde would get dog walked by Argentina Glad I don’t gamble.

Cabo Wabo Verde

Just a disgusting first touch

Arsene Wegner has been at a lot of World Cup matches

Has Barber lost a little of the weight? Not that it’s any of my business

I just love saying Chicharito. Chicharito Chicharito Chicharito Chicharito

I hope that cop who put his hands on Egyptian officials is suffering from insurmountable monkey ass pain

Whoa

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