Your mom said🎶

Eagles were up 21-nil, correct?

lol Jimmy Herring is so good

The NFL is whack

Machine (Tony Montana voice)

Maybe the Eagles defense isn’t that great?

Spurs players can’t handle being clattered in to then being told to get up. Funny, they don’t have a problem when they do it.

Michael Oliver is so useless

Praying no one dies in the final 30 minutes.

Zubimendi, man.

If I’m Spurs I just get on the bus and head home

I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes You'd know what a drag it is to see you

Still listening to WSP

If WSP was playing at the Fillmore tonight (like they used to in the late 90’s and early 2000’s on Wednesday nights) instead of Trey I’d be there. Know that.

Tom Petty and George Harrison died so Warren could be born

Warren doing Cortez no way man. 😝

I mean, I personally feel like there’s a pause there.

Time to, live it up.

Surprise Valley should replace America’s national anthem

No band should play this song any more.

captain sit-in

My wife (a fair-weather yam fan) heard the live panic show playing on my BLUETOOTH speaker last night and immediately professed that they are really good. No disingenuous yam influencing by me even necessary

Papa (me) is home.

We’re listening to Panic try and keep up and show some respect

Liverpool schadenfreude podcast from @arsenalvisionpodcast.com I am in!

Success! Also? Kinda bummed I didn’t fall off and plummet to my death

Whelp

Fucking Newcastle, man. Harvey Barnes has always been mid af

Oh cmon Woltemade

Trey’s playing 40 minutes from my crib tonight and I’m not going 💅🏽

Going up on the roof today to clean the gutters. This is some real Midwest bullshit.

Looks like the premier league is back, eh @opengplayer.bsky.social?

😭😭

Free, live WSP is saving me rn

Can’t wait to vote for President Mamdani & VP Taylor-Greene in 2028

Zohran visits the White House today. This should be really something

Wondering if the 6 Michigan basketball fans have stopped chirping?

Cannot run the tush push on this D lol. That’s all I got. Number one seed gone. Maybe the division too.

Everyone who plays professional sports is injured

Last treevee of the season.

Still thinking about them gales

We live in a constant loop of awful criminality with no consequences. It’s just so much fun

Ring the 🔔 for the 29 men

Disrespect the sinking of the Eddie Fitz over mine and @jessemixman.bsky.social cold dead bodies you sobs

Not 100% sold on Mike Gordon

The Arby’s steak nuggets are on me tonight

Spanberger and Sherill’s speeches were like stale Jimmy John’s bread compared to this.

Mamdani’s orating skills are undefeated. Guy is an assassin

Dude just slammed Cuomo.