The next door office dude who works out & has extremely loud conversations is now having one that is totally a fight with his wife & I think he’s getting schooled. Good for her

Brb gonna try this with my compression socks

The Grammys are wild right now

Legit thought that was Finn Wolfhard

Old Bull Feeney

That was not half bad

If I had started listening to Phish a month earlier I probably would have seen the debut of this

There are actually numerous songs called “The Golden Age” After TVOTR, this is probably my favorite one youtu.be/CdncFjqKcxg?...

They really need to just cover this whole album

There we go

I said, God Damn!

Wow

There’s the tweezer

Pew pew pew pewpew

That was a cool shot

Golden Ageish for a minute there

No potato 🥔

What are you doing with a gun in space?

Tube Reprise

Is Trey laying money on the ponies? That’s multiple call to the post teases, right?

I guess we know how he got those bruises on his hands now

Holy Shit, Robin Leach!

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

Awww shit, not Catherine O’Hara.

there’s a secret drawer at the library where they keep all the bookmarks people forgot to take out. they’ve got some from celebrities, statesmen. some with porno on them

My god, the guy playing guitar in the ski lodge is mimicking the voices of the people who originally sang the songs. We’re on Johnny Cash, which he’s totally fucking up, and we just got done with….:checks notes::…ah, yes…Shaggy

Co-worker is headed up to Sugarloaf ski mountain this weekend, where it’s Grateful Dead weekend. His dad loaned him this to wear…haven’t seen one of these in a dogs age

Are we going to Llama?

You know what Waves doesn’t disappoint…the album version

Sorry, but wtf?

Almost had a heart attack when I thought I had left my weed pen out and about

Can’t wait to see how Drops of God follows up on its Godfather-esque ending from last week.

Gives me Under The Skin vibes

You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=a2cf7c661&_ss=r

Were they out of Maxell II s?

Lol, this is just stupid

Okay, this section is a little worrying

All the others can't.

That’s kind of fun

Tell me your pet’s name in a gif

Also, the best non single digit number to write is 375, especially if you give it some art deco panache

What are your top 5 favourite numbers to write? Mine: 1. 7 2. 3 3. 5 4. 4 5. 1 Also, 2 & 8 can go fuck themselves

Fucking snowboarders….amirite?

Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

Diane Warren got an Oscar nomination…Drink!

Liberals say that today is a sad for our democracy. They're wrong—today is a sad day for our republic.

For folks in Maine. Folks at risk of being targeted are being advised to stay off the streets. This includes Black, Brown, and immigrant folks. The ICE activity is truly all over the Greater Portland area.

It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...

Working on the night moose