if an nba team underperforms, no matter which one, they should be allowed to blame and fire doc rivers

A guy held the bathroom door for me just now and as soon as I opened my mouth I simultaneously coughed, burped, and thanked him. So I’ve got that going for me

AI coders are not self-sufficient enough to locate the "change what closing the lid does" setting www.businessinsider.com/coders-keep-...

They found the guy ET was based on, the real guy who looked like that, and he's a Florida state senator now. He voted yes on a bathroom ban.

Slightly increase a band: Marty Stewart and his Fabulous Superlatives (but, like, *increased* a little)

Today is out of control already, so here’s a pic of two cats cuddling like the angels they (sometimes) are

Let’s go, I guess

Prince is better than Michael Jackson but you wouldn't know bc everyone only talks about 3 songs on Purple Rain and that fucking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame solo

Mothers Day cookin

cozy psychedelic history: thanks to a tape fragment discovered by the owsley stanley foundation where the grateful dead announce upcoming gigs, we’ve added 4 shows to jerrybase, april 6th-9th, 1966 at the huntington beach pavilion, aka the pav-a-lon. a dead beach party! jerrybase.com/runs/1046 /1

HBD Robert Johnson If you have not read BROTHER ROBERT: GROWING UP WITH ROBERT JOHNSON, I cannot recommend it highly enough. It was written by Robert's stepsister Annye Anderson who only passed away last yr. She sheds a whole lotta light on the man, the myth and the legend.

Way to overreact. You’ve got four wheels and you can afford to lose one or two sometimes

to balance the attenborough discourse

Not a terrible view at work today

Uber driver: do they still have a lot of dance clubs in Baltimore Me: sir, what about my firmly middled aged, sensible dress pants, and lightly starched #mens dress shirt makes you think I can answer that

Not terrible seats for my first time at CBP

We should do GoFundMes for all the federal agencies that are being destroyed. Oh wait that’s what taxes are supposed to be for.

@icculus.bsky.social @steelytom1.bsky.social Seeing my first Phillies game in Philly today. If I loudly curse and boo Harper the fans around me will be exceptionally chill and cool to me right?

@gsarafan.bsky.social can I get a #WindowRating on this NE Regional car? 7.5/10? *Just missed getting a pic of a bald eagle that flew by smh

Phish sticker idea

We gotta make sure @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social gets to this game

Ten years ago today:

We must nationalize Frinkiac. Seize the memes of Simpsons production

Solid gold

Happy #StarWarsDay

Okay well there's like 12M people locked in cages on this planet, like 2B of us don't have a house and nowhere here do children have the right to even vote so like can we maybe focus our ethics here on human people we know 100% for sure are alive and have consciousness and we're pretty sure souls?

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Required reading. www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/hunter-s-tho...

IYKYK

Love a good flowchart.

If you see this post a bird Also #FUFriday

Phish / Biscuits / Goose

Preschoolers and pregnant women have been leeching off the hardworking podcasters and supplement salespeople who power our nation for far too long

If you need to go somewhere and not spend any money, please visit your local library. Library crawls are awesome. Every library is its own little world.

New favorite Willie pic

@beckymayyy.bsky.social do you have any thoughts on the Nike Pegasus Premium vs Pegasus 42? I’ve had two pair of 41’s that have been great. I’d use them pretty much exclusively for running a few times a week, 3-4 mi per run mostly

If you look forward to the weekend, hug an anarchist

Ok @sulkirk.bsky.social @stubmedown.bsky.social at a quick glance I thought we had proof of a pull-in today at the gym. BUT this is a different Honda who sucks at parking, Pilot this time 🤣🤣

Happy birthday @bradleeonbass.bsky.social !!!

I have “purity test” “wokeness”, and “not being a Rep is enough for me” on my card. So close to winning this round of bingo!!

jan6 jackson

the good ol’ grateful deadcast is back! @sg-marshall.bsky.social & i open season 13 with part 1 of our bobby weir tribute, with lots of archival audio, teen letters to john perry barlow, water balloons, the mccoy tyner influence, firing tape & glorious redemption arc. www.dead.net/deadcast/bob...

When you're headed to the Charliey Crockett show...

Find you an organ player who is an armed revolutionary AND a fashion icon.

Back-in #fail #beefweek Cc: @sulkirk.bsky.social

Not mentioned - he was a huge racist. Rot in hell fuck face