Democracy dies in whiteness

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

I love that he was charged. Also like seeing this scenario playing out and the answer, for this racist dipshit at least, being “none”😂 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-r...

Picturing armies of people with napkins tucked into their shirt, armed with nothing but taste buds and red pepper flakes, going to WAR against Pizza Hut🫡

Me the first time I read Vineland

Boz Scaggs is the most a name can be Star Wars coded

What me and the boys thought we looked like hackin’ a sack bitd

Every few months a group chat of my oldest friends (we all graduated HS in 96) picks back up, and today’s topic is sharting

Every day I learn something new that I hate

My gorl Penny flat out told me - hands off the keyboard bro, this ain’t work time

This is an excellent album that I haven’t heard for a while - need to fix that today. Cool video for Two Against One youtu.be/lF_C7BvAf_A?...

Hopefully you're already using uBlock Origin, the browser plugin/extension that unbreaks the internet. This is a one click addition to uBO that blocks all those things below. Works better in FF than Chrome bc Google is evil

That's what they actually looked like live, unless you were doing it wrong

Mets fans have been waiting their whole lives for this - a 148% of the Mets making the playoffs and Yanks don’t even chart

White Americans, what? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well you can't be a pimp And a prostitute too

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

This is who runs this account

Ice cream, as a dipping sauce…

🚨 NEW MONICA! 🚨

This And this is my favorite scene in Home Alone - two comedic geniuses at the top of their game

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Me every morning in this fucking country

💯 I hated plain milk, but in 1st grade realized I could save $.05 per lunch ($.80 instead of $.85 haha) by getting plain milk instead of chocolate. Which allowed me to get a $.15 cookie every 3rd day🤣

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Hey, it’s Phil Collins’ birthday today. So start your day with him strolling around the stage like he’s speaking at a tech conference before hitting one of the most iconic drum fills ever…

Joe Biden having a nightmare: bsky.app/profile/moby...

Fly free, big guy

I wonder how many people have ended up at a Daniel Tosh show thinking they were gonna see a reggae band.

18 Champions League football (European/English) matches AND Kate Abdo on my teevee screen?

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

to the surprise of all, the announcement was made

"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money

When two guys shoveling the same sidewalk from opposite directions meet up

Yep. Always be prepared

Millions of Americans are doing this in real time and it's a sight to behold.

Hot chocolate with lightly toasted marshmallows for the lil dude after shoveling

For everyone in B-More this is difference between watch and warning

WWJD: Who Would Jesus Deport?

Our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are.

The tiny people are trying to hide in plain sight and don't appreciate these mushrooms.

“Just 11 centimeters to the left of the oldest stencil, researchers identified another one, made with darker pigment and dated to up to 32,800 years ago, demonstrating that the cave was used as an artistic “canvas” for at least 35,000 consecutive years.” omniletters.com/scientists-i...

Guys I’m starting to think I might not ever send the forty-three (43) saved drafts in my work email

5 disgusting foods: Hot dogs Mayo Hot dogs with toppings Deviled eggs Hot dogs