Zohran Mamdani is what success looks like, and Ron DesSantis is what failure looks like, when it comes to politicians who exist to make the world fall in love with the spouse.

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Shame's ONLY daughter? You missed a crucial plot line in Season 1 of MAD MEN.

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Stuck the landing

Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?

offering 0 percent financing on these nuts

zombocom dot ai - someone should register it

Bills-Bears Super Bowl, but Josh Allen gets injured and it's 2018 NFC North champion Mitchell Trubisky as QB1

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,

Earth might be worse than hell.

The dave portnoy thing is a good reminder: don't count your chickens before you've sex-crimed them.

They want to blame a rise in autism on tylenol like there haven't been 300 episodes of bob's burgers

the woke calibri mindvirus

we deserve to be nuked

"Go Bills" is Western NY Assalamualaikum

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

Happy Coach Prime Retirement Day to those who celebrate

Trump is definitely taking Blake Lively's side on whatever stupid shit she is involved with.

I honestly believe they false flag this stuff just so trump can go back to his stump speech, the anti-immigrant stuff is the only thing he can semi-coherently recall.

Quiet? Erika Kirk won't shut up about it!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

You are cherry picking data. Now show us when somebody in Israel was googling UVU and the nearest hospital 2 months before it went down.

Happy Thanksgiving

Being a producer for the Macy’s Day Parade must be so disorienting. What do you mean we’re going to have Shaggy do a medley of his biggest hits right after the Labubu float?

This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes

Imagine if Zohran shows up to his meeting in a "Trump Skis in Jeans" ballcap, that'll really show Donnie he means business.

I am curating your shame experience.

if you feed a labubu after midnight it turns into a teletubbie

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

You'll never guess which biographical tidbit TMZ left out of its last writeup about Elon's dad.

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

Again, Nuzzi didn't make a mistake. She sought this out. It was well known. Back when @dicknixon.bsky.social was anonymous & there were rumors he was important, she - drunk - solicited him to come see her in New York. He declined, quit using her as a source, & kept her at arm's length.

The Temu Algonquin Roundtable

shoutout to olivia nuzzi to starting her career by cozying up to sexpest political weirdos and just riding that rodeo without ever diverting into anything else

morning, everybody. rise and grind. hopefully getting one day closer to reconciling that danny elfman is an indefensible sex pest.

jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Mamdani's muslim takeover has gone beyond NYC, some guy named Tarik won the Cy Young

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

This is a disgusting post, because Ghislaine Maxwell is arguably much hotter and monstrous than Karoline Leavitt.

Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?

This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes

Julia Fox did nothing wrong besides Ye.

Dan Bongino just beside himself knowing he can't expose every new false flag arrest that Patel touts.

Gender reveal: It's a moose.