This image is profound to me in ways I still can't quite comprehend. It's Jack Torrance in the New Year's Eve pic from The Shining. (I'm not quite sure what the visibly miserable Melania in the poncho represents, there. The guy in the bear suit?)

They're calling it the Trump Curse folks and people are saying it brings blight to the land. "Blight," that old fashioned word you don't hear much any more.

I look forward to Rahm accepting a ticket from David Zaslav that probably had a resale value of like $50k becoming a mini scandal during primary debate season next year

tired: blaming the end of the Knicks’ playoff win streak on Donald Trump wired: blaming the end of the Knicks’ playoff win streak on Rahm Emanuel

I love how people can breezily be like “so much that divides people” like it’s a brunch menu when the division is over whether people should be dead or not

That’s right

Boo-urns

President Pay Attention To Me

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

I know you technically cannot refuse to seat election deniers but force SCOTUS to enforce. These people need to be pushed to the margins of society never to be heard from again.

World Cup hasn’t even started yet and it’s beyond embarrassing

get out of fucking government. i mean it! you've been in government for a decade. if you don't believe in the system, if you are this inherently distrustful of it, and in fact actively hostile to it, go away! you don't even believe in things like "evidence"? you're worthless

Okay here’s the thing as a neutral I’m definitely rooting for the Knicks my entire immediate family other than me has lived in NY at some point bing bong etc, that being said if he kills them it would be maybe the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of sports

Our ongoing national embarrassment . . .

Trump: The First Green President

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

Just a reminder that if you're one of the people muttering that water issues are "fake", you are Sam Altman's bestest little buddy and he loves you and you love him

We may need a new definition for "ceasefire" www.bloomberg.com/news/live-bl...

If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.

That's also evil. We count those.

Just polled everyone in my house (my wife, me) and nobody voted for Karen Bass. Where are these votes coming from? Fraud??????

Good. Let's talk about Marwan Barghouti. Imprisoned for 25 years. An inter-Parliamentary Union report found he was not given a fair trial. Nelson Mandela: “What is happening to Barghouti is exactly the same as what happened to me." Free Marwan. freemarwan.org

we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare

Jesus Christ. It’s somehow even worse than I imagined. But the idea that the lady who co-founded an “anti-woke” university **with the co-founder of Palantir** was ever interested in nonpropagandistic journalism was always ridiculous.

Much like the modern conservative movement is born from this idea that Obama embarrassed them it really feels like the Bari Weiss Universe is carrying some kind of grudge against Anthony Bourdain specifically

populism is when whining about the nice lady who shows me how the benefits system works

After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with

Think about if someone from any other nation had done this: A mainstream foreign official comes to US soil, straight up insults (and threatens) the mayor of the city he's visiting, and it's just complete crickets from the media & Washington

Found someone we should actually deport

Say what you want, but when it was our socialism that was rising, we got a way cooler cover.

I’ve decided the funniest way for It to happen is if he does this and never wakes up

what do you call mass detainment camps that kill the people who stay in them

The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal

I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.

It's me, I ran this scam. I just really wanted to pay a $4,000 deductable to have my prescription not be covered after the in-network doctor I hate sent it to the wrong pharmacy

Until proven otherwise, the JCPOA is the high water mark of American diplomacy and it's emblematic of everything since that the US was unable to honor it (thanks to sabotage by Trump) and unwilling to restore it (thanks to sabotage by hardliners within the Democratic caucus and Biden's indifference)

WHO CARES

Pro Palestine protests are defined by a single guy who shows up with an offensive sign or a couple of people doing a really stupid chant, pro Israel parades are not defined by the Israeli finance minister, Israeli Knesset Speaker, Israeli heritage minister, and two other MKs all showing up.

POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 1999. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2005. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2010. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2015. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2024. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2026.

The U.S. government handed a 3-year-old to an abuser to torture him to death, and then his mother was allotted one hour for his funeral.

This is the same Israel that New York politicians marched in support of on Sunday

The richest assholes told the government to cripple the agency that collects taxes so they don’t have to pay anything, and they did it

Strange game where Democratic politicians who attended the Israel Day Parade now pretend to be anti Smotrich, thanks I guess but why did you march in the same parade then? I will say though that it is noteworthy which Democratic politician who attended has not said anything at all