there are a lot of downsides to renting but i'm so glad ring cameras are basically horror stories from an alternate universe to me

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

That ring missing dog ad is so insidious

The ring ad is geniunely dystopian “our automated surveillance network can find anything”

I just thought it was funny how much he sung about perreo

No Kings includes Draft Kings

"God Bless America:" then he lists most of the countries in the hemisphere starting with Chile I think? this rules

It’s been this way since the late 70s and 80s bussing being forced on the suburbs and south

Will Lewis has just told staff at the Washington Post he is stepping down

Keep seeing this movie “pillion” and having heard this term and realizing it’s called “riding bitch”

Just got a Instagram post where a comment didn’t get the wolfie scene in terminator 2

Getting ready for the Super Bowl like this Chinese retirement home

Is this the epitome of Mormon humor?

Forgot how funny Napoleon dynamite is

Cold days.. 😊

Watching the hangover and forgot how funny it is

It’s funny how she’s heading off the “this isn’t purely partisan gerrymandering”

I think it’s beautiful they loved cute pigs like us

Every time I see a Shen Yuen commercial and they don’t show the True Anon reviews I’m disappointed

Cursed headlines

From @apnews.com realtime coverage: "US athletes cheered, JD Vance booed" apnews.com/live/milan-c...

Lmao he’s undermining their own story going “yeah I saw it”

I always wonder does he think this is an upgrade because now he might win. Imagine being stuck in Glendale (az)

The 99 ranch market crash made the national news! It doesn’t have to be this way!

I was on the Kiss cam

Are they they trying to get around being associated with the other ice?

"They bought or inherited aging apartment buildings, hoping to bring home a little extra cash" ... bought, or inherited, whole ass apartment buildings

Justifying booing US athletes without a hint of irony going “German broadcaster” (Booing Vance is fine and good)

Still don’t know how they have the nightly news when it’s 3:30pm on the west coast

I honestly didn’t find her hot until the Muppet show

Directed by Brad Ratner (director of Melania)

They will censor this in the prime time airing

Man just saw a video of the wreck at a 99 ranch market…

This is why they kicked him out of the group chat

so, some personal news

you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight

Okay still will not call it Czechia, it’s still the Czech Republic

Canada!!!

So Anthony Kiedis is gonna definitely open up the Olympics in 2028 right??

France opened with this, Italy this sucks

Sorry Italy

France did it better tbh

More of this. Wurman is a mirror of Taney, fuck him and may god spite him

I am done with collaborationist bullshit

Not joking the announced the Italian anthem in French then English then Italian???

Why did they announce the national anthem of Italy in French???