Seeing Berkeley got a earthquake as a little treat this evening

Got a TikTok comment where someone asked “do people like king of the hill” and like… yes???”

I’m getting a Indian sitar cover of the postal service. The algo is wild.

I’m sorry “liberals” who like UFC need a reckoning

I saw ross in a random cafe in eastern market when I lived in DC back in 2013-2014 I got stupidity via contagion

Mariachi Paramore!!

“Cause unknown”

I’m honestly wondering why they want to be this racist!

Also incredibly how racist this is!

It’s cool how we’re gonna lose to China

Okay the a24 marketing machine knows I’m a prime market for “the smashing machine”

lol

When someone tells me to “get over it”

Of course I fucked up my TikTok algo with the rapture shit. Got some wild stuff in my feed

I want to bet on the under on this. Please Vegas odds makers

where’s the polymarket rapture line cowards

Just finding out the rapture is this Tuesday???

They can’t be more obvious on how they’re trying to nerf the left

This isn’t AI Jesus Christ. Please do not do this if I get assassinated

It’s hilarious how odious their memorialization is and how contemptuous they are of this guy

They’re already doing Bari Weiss propaganda before they even officially hire her???

I got into six figures (have law school debt and an effectively a permanent tax but got to buy an Xbox and PlayStation )

It’s funny they’re trying to Horst wessel this loser but they all clearly don’t give a shit about him

Dying inside

All the Taliban fighters who were bored their office jobs after winning hearing about the Bagram news:

who was President from 1 Jan 20 until 20 Jan 21 continues to be the defining political question of our time

Isn’t this the dream?

This cat is really invested in this Italian fight

Going into Zankou and telling them how thankful their war with Cambodia is over

It’s officially fall tomorrow

Elon Musk did this

Why is the Trader Joe’s cashier Australian??

There’s a billboard near my apartment that is still is advertising Fleet week. fleet week was in May

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

Sign in Hollywood last night (from Reddit)

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Bustin’ makes me feel good:

Come the fuck on “his bones so good!”

Still kinda wild I went to hang out with a former hookup last night. Weird night!

Man Brooklyn College is a gem. Imagine if NYC invested in CUNY fr fr?

What is going on with bumble

Why LA is better

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

lol

Grim stuff

“Our products are inevitably flawed”